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Clips from Family Guy - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (S07E07)

"Huh? There's nothing fun or entertaining about that."
Family Guy
"All right, where's the CEO office."
Family Guy
"Uh-- Yes."
Family Guy
"Right this way."
Family Guy
"Well, this is peaceful."
Family Guy
"You'd earn more money, get better health insurance."
Family Guy
"And I'm not giving up on my dream like I did with that indoor hot air balloon."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we could really turn this place around."
Family Guy
"How you doing tonight?"
Family Guy
"Yep! I'm working extra hard, so you'll promote me."
Family Guy
"Believe it, Angela, I hate being just a cargo around here."
Family Guy
"[Pawtucket brewery]"
Family Guy
"Oh god! Oh that's terrible."
Family Guy
"and I've seen that you've been working very hard lately."
Family Guy
"Just eh-- squeeze by you here."
Family Guy
"Bye, you guys, have fun at school."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, stop pouting."
Family Guy
"Grrr, this is gonna be the bigger pain in the ass than getting into "Last Clap" contest with Cleveland."
Family Guy
"[Martin Mull elementary]"
Family Guy
"Except-- Except we had this funny little nickname for her."
Family Guy
"I'll entertain him while we wait for more to arrive."
Family Guy
"Good."
Family Guy
"You know, Brian, we should give Stewie a shot. It can't hurt."
Family Guy
"Can I help you, sir?"
Family Guy
"- Hey, there are no kids in here, right? - No, just me."
Family Guy
"You wanna have unprotected sex?"
Family Guy
"- Hey, Omar, want a Hurt's donut? - Um-- Okay."
Family Guy
"Eh, hold on, let me take out my reading glasses."
Family Guy
"I could flank you for this."
Family Guy
"So, Brian, how is it feel to own the coolest club in Quahog?"
Family Guy
"Hey, you girls thirsty? Could I interest you in a couple of Rob Roys?"
Family Guy
"What's a Rob Roy?"
Family Guy
"And what's your bid on the dining room said, Prince?"
Family Guy
"But, Lois, I'm ascared, there's no way I can compete against other kids."
Family Guy
"This like trained a Beach Shpoople champion Fiorg Wanderplug get a game a shpoople."
Family Guy
"Looks like my doormate let another gazelle in there."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I don't have a lawyer."
Family Guy
"- Cool! - Awesome!"
Family Guy
"- What the hell just happened? - Andy Dick happened."
Family Guy
"Hey, here, you took that black chick home?"
Family Guy
"Peter Griffin and Omar NorthTower."
Family Guy
"A--"
Family Guy
"And you're a fart smeller, Meg."
Family Guy
"There was an investigation, fingerprints, forensic reports."
Family Guy
"Brian, it's so exclusive that it doesn't even have a location."
Family Guy
"Hey, Brian, what do you say, we sing Stewie some real music?"
Family Guy
"-"
Family Guy
"Family Guy 7x06 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"
Family Guy
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Family Guy
"[Pawtucket brewery]"
Family Guy
"Griffin, I need you to run this shipping report upstairs to the CEO."
Family Guy
"Maybe if I walk down the hall with the wisecracking Rebe."
Family Guy
"Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"
Family Guy
"No, I just keep the tips."
Family Guy
"[Executive bathroom]"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I always wanted to sit inside of the executive bathroom."
Family Guy
"Executive bathroom, sir?"
Family Guy
"So, eh-- Where is this executive bathroom?"
Family Guy
"[Executive Bathroom Island]"
Family Guy
"Good morning, Lois."
Family Guy
"Wow, Peter, since when do you get such dressed up for work?"
Family Guy
"Since I got tired of getting nowhere in this world, Lois."
Family Guy
"I have decided to do whatever it takes to becoming executive."
Family Guy
"Well, it would certainly be great if you got a promotion."
Family Guy
"Lois, I am doing this for the bathroom."
Family Guy
"And away we go."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, no, no, noooo."
Family Guy
"- I can't feel my legs! - Welcome to the party, pal."
Family Guy
"- No, wait, here they are. - Uh--"
Family Guy
"[Quahog Cabana] [Tonight: Franck Sinatra Jr.]"
Family Guy
"Call it hell, call it heaven"
Family Guy
"It's a probable twelve to seven"
Family Guy
"that the guy's only doing it for some doll"
Family Guy
"some doll! some doll!"
Family Guy
"the guy's only doing it for some do-o-o-oll"
Family Guy
"Boy, it sure is great to have you back in town, Franck."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but this place is dead."
Family Guy
"I don't know, that one guy seem to like it."
Family Guy
"I like everything. Including ginger ale."
Family Guy
"Pssst. That's my way of ordering a ginger ale."
Family Guy
"Sorry, I can't pay you more, guys, but business has been bad."
Family Guy
"I'm actually looking to sell the joint."
Family Guy
"Oh, you can't sell this place. So few clubs play real music anymore."
Family Guy
"Well, you wanna buy it? I'll give you a good deal."
Family Guy
"You know, that's not a bad idea."
Family Guy
"If we play our cards right, this could be bigger than the Appolo Theater."
Family Guy
"All right now, next up we get the comedy style, it's Kim Li Song, give it up."
Family Guy
"So, you ever noticed when two black guys coming into your convinient store"
Family Guy
"and one go one way and one go the other way?"
Family Guy
"What they doing? What they stealing? Who with me?"
Family Guy
"W-o-o-o-o"
Family Guy
"You stay out of my store! All you stay out of my store! I remember your face!"
Family Guy
"[Pawtucket brewery]"
Family Guy
"Peter, I want you to retype those--"
Family Guy
"Well, based on your track record you'll understand if I have trouble believing you."
Family Guy
"Almost as much as I hate homeless people asking me for money."
Family Guy
"- Spare some change. - Sure."
Family Guy
"You didn't put anything in there."
Family Guy
"Yes I did. I put hope in there."
Family Guy
"Hope."
Family Guy
"Don't spend it all in one place, raggie."
Family Guy
"[Pawtucket brewery]"
Family Guy
"Griffin, what the hell is this?"
Family Guy
"It's a robot that I built to save this company money."
Family Guy
"Now, before you say anything,"
Family Guy
"one, it has no human emotions,"
Family Guy
"and two, its prime directive is never to harm people."
Family Guy
"Oh god! It's got human emotions too."
Family Guy
"It's using tools. It's learning, Angela, it's learning. Run!"
Family Guy
"What are you want, Griffin?"
Family Guy
"Angela, look out your window."
Family Guy
"You see that Anheuser Busch billborad next to the children's hospital?"
Family Guy
"Well, watch this."
Family Guy
"Oh god!"
Family Guy
"Oh my god, this is horrible."
Family Guy
"Oh, good lord, save them. Bless the--"
Family Guy
"Aw, oka, okay, yeah! Here we go! Now, everything worked out."
Family Guy
"Franck and I just closed the deal to buy the Quahog Cabana club."
Family Guy
"Just wait, in a few weeks that club will be the hottest spot in Quahog."
Family Guy
"Huh, you're deluting yourself."
Family Guy
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