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Clips from The Office - Paper Airplane (S09E09)

"So we had couples therapy."
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"No shame in that. Get it all out in the open."
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"Yes, we are supposed to look for every chance"
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"to acknowledge and appreciate each other's sacrifices,"
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"because I need to appreciate what Pam's been doing"
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"to run the house while I'm in Philly."
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"And we're also supposed to speak our truths,"
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"because, if I had spoken my truth earlier"
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"about not wanting to move to Philly,"
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"then maybe we wouldn't have had this opportunity"
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"- for couples therapy. - Oh, we're supposed to call"
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"If you really need something from me today,"
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"let's get it done tomorrow."
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"Carla Fern got me a gig."
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"Who's Carla Fern?"
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"Well, wow."
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"She's my agent and my drill sergeant."
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"And one of my best friends."
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"Oh, and, Oscar, I already figured out"
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"if I have to get emotional in the film,"
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"I'm just gonna think about you getting dumped by the Senator."
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"Why don't you just use your own life?"
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"Erin just dumped you."
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"Not cool, Oscar."
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"- But you just-- - Not cool."
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"Okay."
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"Day two."
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"Drama in the warehouse skies."
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"who will be joining us to judge the final rounds."
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"Who's pumped for the quarterfinals, huh?"
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"- Clark's a dead man. - All right."
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"Sounds like somebody wants to walk away with this."
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"- Oh, my gosh. - Wow."
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"Nellie, you didn't tell us we could win money."
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"Oh, yes, I did. I told you all."
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"It was-- 'cause that's an awful lot of money for me to forget."
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"Not one of us remembers you saying anything about $2,000."
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"I forgot."
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"Nellie, this is a competition."
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"I mean, sure, times are leaner now that I'm separated"
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"from the Senator, but my new studio apartment"
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"is just fine for me and Phillip"
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"and Tinkie and Crinklepuss"
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"and Bandit Two and Pawlick Baggins"
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"[Baby screaming, crying]"
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"Oh, my God. Come here, come here."
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"Come here, let's go."
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"I had a chance with Dwight, but I didn't take it."
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"And, if I went back now,"
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"when I'm broke and he just inherited a farm,"
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"I'd be one of those gold-digging tramps you read about"
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"that try to bag a farmer."
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"I offered myself to Angela, and she turned me down."
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"If she changes her mind, the next move is hers."
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"I'm with Esther now. She's younger than Angela,"
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"sturdier, more comfortable with the scent"
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"of a manured field."
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"when it came to manured fields,"
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"Oh, wide wings, interesting."
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"Hey! Why don't you back off?"
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"I mean, best of luck to you in the competition."
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"you have to fight other kids for everything--"
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"snacks, pillows, parents."
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"I'm kind of worried about Pete seeing that side of me."
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"I once ripped Greedy Susan's pigtail right off her head"
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"just for a handful of Crispix."
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"Are you in that paper documentary too?"
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"- You need an agent? - No."
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"I mean, you never acted in anything before."
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"He's just my entourage."
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"That's the clicky-clacker."
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"He clicks that, and then the guy says, "action.""
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"Hey, I made 'em get you a chair."
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"All my clients sit."
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"Can I take your picture?"
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"Um, yeah."
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"Tell you what."
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"I'll put my arm around you, and then I can take it--"
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"Got it."
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"Sorry."
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"No, if you just keep it down until..."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, next up we have two creatures"
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"great and small--"
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"Kevin versus Angela."
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"Yes."
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"Hey,"
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"that is a really nice plane."
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"You make that yourself?"
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"- Uh-huh. - Well, what am I thinking?"
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"Of course you made that yourself,"
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"'cause it's in the rules"
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"that you have to fold your own plane."
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"Of course."
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"Kevin, did you make that yourself?"
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"Yes."
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"In a way."
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"From one that I bought on Craigslist."
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"- Oh, man. - I call for a refold."
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"No."
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"- Really? - You can't do that."
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"- This is flatter. - It's a piece of paper."
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"You fold it into an airplane."
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"Okay, that's enough. This is the end of the ream now."
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"I love them all too much."
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"And none of them fly."
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"So that makes it harder."
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"You have to choose one now."
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"Fine."
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"- Angela advances. - Nice."
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"Was Dwight rooting for me?"
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"Hmm."
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"I hadn't noticed."
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"I'm not giving up."
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"I am gonna keep making planes"
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"Like Wilbur and Orville Redenbacher."
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"Um..."
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"I acknowledge and appreciate that you went out of your way"
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"- to get me tea. - Thank you."
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"I like being appreciated."
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