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Clips from The Office - Blood Drive (S05E05)

"There's a girl out there for all of us."
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"Maybe even in this office park."
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"There has to be a way to get all these lonely people together."
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"A net? A giant net?"
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"No, not a giant net."
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"What do you have in mind?"
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"I was thinking maybe like a mixer."
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"Oh, God, that's a terrible idea."
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"Old-fashioned meat market."
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"creating an even lonelier generation?"
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"Who cares if we sell a little bit less paper today?"
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""I was hit by Cupid's sparrow.""
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"Funny little bird, but he gets the job done."
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"Hey."
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"Hey. No movement."
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"Still early."
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"Yeah, it's not that early."
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"So how are you holding up?"
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"No, no. I meant about being single today."
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"Here we go. Hello."
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"MICHAEL: Hello."
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"For you we have one of our top people,"
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"Kevin Malone. Kevin, come out here. Show your beautiful self."
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"Hello."
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"Hi."
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"So run with the ball. Run with it, Kev."
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"Thank you, Michael. Okay."
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"I can untie any knot. I'm serious."
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"I believe you."
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"You shouldn't believe everything you hear."
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"In fact, there are many knots that I cannot untie."
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"I work at a place that does catalogs for"
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"community colleges and small businesses."
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"when people are in the bathroom?"
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"I think if you ordered hot food you're allowed to eat."
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"Damn."
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"They've been in there for like ten minutes."
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"Look at that. Bob ordered hot food."
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"At the Circle Drive-in, they show old movies."
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"It's really cool."
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"That does sound cool."
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"Before she left me. I mean, before I left her."
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"I think I blew it."
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"It all happened so fast."
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"So fast."
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"So, Erik, you mentioned before"
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"that you are in tool and die repair."
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"Meredith recently had a total hysterectomy."
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"All right, I'll let you guys talk."
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"It's going very well. People are mixing. A lot of hope,"
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"Sorry. Thought I heard somebody coming in."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"DWIGHT: And the kind of discounts we're talking about are not..."
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"No reason. Is somebody after you?"
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"Has anyone ever been after anyone in this office?"
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"Hey, it just takes one."
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"Nobody's after me. I just..."
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"and I thought she might come by."
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"It's not a big deal, really. I just, you know,"
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"met somebody. We hardly talked."
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"Oh, my God, that makes it even more romantic."
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"This is like a modern-day Enchanted. It's like a fairytale."
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"She could be your soul mate."
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"most of them live in Asia, so the numbers just don't add up."
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"Believe me, it's nothing. I hardly even talked to her."
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"Aww!"
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"Here they come. What?"
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"Seriously though, that's enough."
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"Why don't you cover it with the broccoli?"
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"Do you think they dined and dashed?"
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"We were."
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"Yeah."
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"Empty. Mine too."
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"Oh, boy. Oh, my God."
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"Hi. Is this the party?"
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"Nah."
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"(ALL SIGH DISAPPOINTEDLY)"
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"Okay then."
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"So..."
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"Yep, yeah, yep."
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"You didn't eat much there, Jim-bo."
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"Initially I did."
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"Want some meat?"
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"I forgot."
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"Yeah. Thank you."
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"Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is."
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"Are you on e-mail?"
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"Yeah."
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"Good Valentine's."
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"the greater discount we can give you. Okay."
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"Okay? What's up?"
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"Look, I'm going to go."
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"Look, we already have a paper supplier."
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"Okay."
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"Hey. You don't deserve her."
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"Thanks, Michael."
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"Hey, if anybody wants to go..."
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"We can stay a little longer."
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"Really? ANGELA: Yeah."
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"No, this is great. Absolutely."
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"Yeah."
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"Thanks."
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"You know what? You guys can get out."
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"I'm going to soldier on for a little bit."
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"Okay."
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"and this is actually the first time that I've even considered"
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"getting back into that arena again."
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"You know what? Sometimes it's not about"
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"whether Cinderella gets her slipper back,"
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"There's a lot of princesses out there."
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"and shapes of feet and hands,"
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"I think my odds are pretty good."
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"Pardon me, may I have a chocolate chip cookie?"
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"Of course."
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"That's weird. You got a cotton ball"
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"and tape and we've been using Band-Aids."
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"I feel so woozy, I just... Using Band-Aids."
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"I was wondering if I could talk to Michael Scott?"
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"We're happy with ours."
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"Okay. I'm going to get going then."
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