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Clips from The Office - Blood Drive (S05E05)

"ALL: Aye!"
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"Cupids and hearts. Really shoving our faces in it this year."
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"You doing okay, bud?"
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"Yeah. I hear you. It's been four months since I was with Holly"
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"I'm really nervous."
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"Yeah. Can I point something out to you?"
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"Oh, God."
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"NURSE: Just relax."
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"Yeah. Wouldrt it be cool?"
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"Those mines aren't going to sweep themselves."
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"I looked straight at the bag."
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"Oh, my God. How long was I out?"
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"Wait a second. Wait a second. That's hers. This is hers."
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"Yeah. I understood."
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"Kelly, what about Ryan? He treated you pretty terribly."
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"Yeah, but now his heart is in Thailand,"
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"along with the rest of his body, having random sex."
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"I don't think so."
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"Come on, I'm sure there's something you need to get off your chest."
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"No. What?"
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"But that girl must have had monstrous hands because the holes fit."
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"No, you just have little dainty fingers."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"Moron, if he was there wouldn't be a story."
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"No."
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"We just need to find them."
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"Lonely people mixing with one another, breeding,"
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"You're not allowing natural selection to do its work."
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"And I am going to get it for them."
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"A great boss cares more"
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"And I'm going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims"
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"Why don't you introduce me to your little friend? Hi. Dwight."
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"Babe alert. Hello. I'm Michael Scott. Welcome to our little shindig."
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"Here we go."
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"Oh, God, tons of it."
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"Yes."
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"So, it's not too late."
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"I met a woman when I was giving blood"
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"They didn't dine so, yeah, maybe they just dashed."
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"I thought we were having a nice time."
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"That's really sweaty."
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"So basically the greater volume you decide to buy in,"
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"Before you go, I'd just love to get a firm commitment on this."
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"Come on. We'll all go."
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"I gave blood earlier and I'm still feeling woozy."
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"Well, here we all are, alone but together."
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"One time. You love bringing up that one time."
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"Meh. Meh!"
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"Hawaiian blood punch."
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"So that's sort of a repair."
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"Vending machine."
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"A 280? That's impressive."
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"I am going to be Cupid."
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"I used to go there with my fiancee."
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"Hold on. Michael, why do you keep looking at the front door?"
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"DWIGHT: Not likely."
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"It's possible. Could be."
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"That's not good."
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"I was stupid. I told him."
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"Aye!"
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"A hat with no blood in it."
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"God, what did you do?"
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"Oscar?"
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"Already?"
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"Not that I approve of any of it, but..."
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"and then get past it."
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"We do."
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"That..."
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"Everyone here who's bowled a 280, please raise your hand."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more."
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"What do you think?"
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"Where are you from?"
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"on a day such as today?"
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"Cool. Okay, bye."
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"They're very pretty and I wouldn't want them to fall."
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"Especially me, because of my great capacity for emotion."
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"our own private Valentine's Day party."
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"Also I can retract my penis up into itself."
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"No flowers for us."
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"It was a Sunday morning. We were reading the paper"
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"You're right. Okay, everyone, back to work."
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"You know what, guys, I don't think we need to do this."
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"No. I don't think it is."
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"and they are going to get hit and say, "I'm in love."
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"Exactly."
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"Shoot."
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"She left me."
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"(MOANING)"
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"Sure, a little piece. No mushroom, though."
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"Well, thanks for wasting my time tonight, idiot. God!"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Let's go."
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"You know, they have all different sizes"
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