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Clips from The Office - Blood Drive (S05E05)

"So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer."
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""Roses are red, violets are blue."
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""It's time for your dental cleaning and maybe a checkup too.""
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"Wow. Look at those. How nice for you."
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"Up there, front and center, beautiful."
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"I think they would look better right here."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"MICHAEL: Just about everybody in this office is single right now."
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"And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain."
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"And it is my first Valentine's Day since Holly,"
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"I can't see them when they're on the floor."
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"They're for her to look at, Michael."
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"Can I have a word with you? Yes, let's have a word."
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"Yes. Jim."
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"(WHISPERS) Today is a very difficult day for a lot of people in this office."
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"I'm sorry. Yeah."
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"And the sexy looks between you and Pam,"
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"the general sexiness, the flowers,"
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"it's creating a bit of a hostile work environment."
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"I understand. It's so sexy it becomes hostile."
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"I actually thought we were keeping it pretty low-key."
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"Well, if you guys insist"
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"on having your own private little love fest..."
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"...that none of us can be a part of..."
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"You can't be a part of our relationship, Michael."
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"Then we are going to have"
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"That sounds fun. So suck it."
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"Hey, everybody, I just invited Jim to suck it,"
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"a lonely hearts convention this afternoon."
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"but we do have each other."
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"Having trouble finding a vein?"
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"Yeah. A little."
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"How about now?"
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"I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command."
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"I am about to give blood. The gift of everlasting life,"
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"the transfer of my bodily fluids..."
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"Wow, that's a big needle."
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"Okay. Hello."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"Yeah?"
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"When I get nervous, I sort of clam up and..."
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"Well, that's fine."
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"Sure."
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"You're actually talking a lot. Yeah. Sorry."
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"That's the other thing I do when I get really nervous."
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"NURSE: All right, here we go."
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"Yeah. I'm good."
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"I feel like a human juice box."
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"That's gross."
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"Type O-cean Spray."
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"God, stop. Stop it."
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"We'll take all afternoon."
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"I have a lot of work to do this afternoon."
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"We're in."
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"(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)"
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"What? I looked at the bag."
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"Could you distract me for a second?"
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"Just talk about things that don't have blood in them."
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"Well, okay. Bags."
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"That was mean."
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"That is full of soup."
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"NURSE: You're done."
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"We did it."
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"Is he okay?"
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"What?"
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"She left her glove."
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"I need her name if I'm going to return her glove."
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"I'm sorry, sir. We can't give out that information."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Decorating."
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"Now it's just a stupid baby."
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"Anything to get out of that office."
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"PHYLLIS: I know."
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"I honestly don't know how you can work with that jackass"
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"and that other jackass and that new jackass."
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"He's talking about Michael, Dwight and Andy."
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"Relationships. We don't need no stinking relationships."
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"I think we should all go around and tell our worst relationship story"
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"Just blow through it. Yeah?"
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"Well, his heart was in the right place."
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"Okay. Sorry. Let's... Who else?"
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"Thank you."
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"You want to... Just anything? You sure?"
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"I'm sure whatever you did wasrt your fault."
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"No way. Wow."
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"Okay, now everyone here who's bowled under 70 raise their hand."
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"Yikes."
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"Come on, Bob, raise your hand. No, Bob."
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"Yes, I do. Jim uses a six-pound ball."
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"That is a lie."
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"Yes. He bowled five frames"
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"with this pink sparkly thing until a little girl had to ask for her ball back."
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"You could always model lady's jewelry."
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"Nobody asked, Bob."
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"Do you risk telling them how you feel?"
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"Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself?"
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"Was he into you in, like, a gay way?"
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"He told me he wasrt gay."
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"(ALL EXCLAIM SYMPATHETICALLY)"
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"Oh, my God."
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"A week later, a friend of mine calls me up"
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"and he says, "I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City.""
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"Well, then it's a happy ending, because he was gay."
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"My worst breakup was actually two breakups. Two different men."
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"I was in love with both of them and when things went bad"
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"they had a duel over me."
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"This was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David."
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"Angela, you had two sets of different men actually duel over you?"
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"I guess I have."
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"All right, who's next? Where's Andy?"
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"What?"
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"I think today he's hot-air ballooning,"
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"My worst breakup was with Stacy."
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"and I said, "Oh, my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East.""
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"And she said that we're done."
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"No, no, no, no. I mean have this kind of party."
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"I look around and I see all these beautiful people"
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"and I think that there are other single people out there, too."
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