Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park - Conjoined Fetus Lady (S02E02)

"So let's have half of the children on this side, and half the children on that side."
South Park
"Look Pip the rules are simple."
South Park
"The kid from that team is gonna try to beam the kid on our team with a big red ball."
South Park
"- Oh dear. - If the ball hits you, you're out. But if you catch the ball, he's out."
South Park
"- Damn it, we lost one already. - You're out Clyde."
South Park
"Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! We need backup!"
South Park
"- Come on limey. Don't be a wuss!"
South Park
"No Cartman. Nobody ever has."
South Park
"- I know. - So open them."
South Park
"- Was it wearing clothes? - Dude! Where's she gonna get fetus clothes?"
South Park
"Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth."
South Park
"Uhh... yeah."
South Park
"- Hello Sheila? It's Sharon. Stan's mother? - Oh yes, hello Sharon."
South Park
"- Do we have to? - Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something?"
South Park
"Hey Pip? You wanna be on my team again?"
South Park
"Oh, just try not to send anybody to that monster nurse this time, Frenchie."
South Park
"Hey! I get quite disturbed when you call me that."
South Park
"I want to make the public aware of her."
South Park
"- No, I never did. - Well that's exactly what I'm talking about."
South Park
"It is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in out town."
South Park
"Did you say a fetus? Sticking out from her head?"
South Park
"Do we have to eat Kosher stuff?"
South Park
"Here we go cows here we go, uh-uh."
South Park
"- I said sit down!!!! - Yes ma'am."
South Park
"Whoa dude! This is the school?"
South Park
"Hello there. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars."
South Park
"Promise we won't make it too painful."
South Park
"So I heard that the South Park cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight."
South Park
"I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you."
South Park
"It hurts! Mommie it hurts!"
South Park
"Gonna need some creme on yo ass, it's all swollen and red."
South Park
"Ladies and gentlemen this is indeed a great week for South Park."
South Park
"Let's hear it for these brave souls!"
South Park
"- Yeah, whatever you old dried up fat hog. - What did you say??"
South Park
"- I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. - Oh, me too."
South Park
"- Ok, what've you got? - Some gefilte fish, some gafaga."
South Park
"- That was easy. - Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the new"
South Park
"- Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison. - Oh no!"
South Park
"Even with a dead fetus on your head."
South Park
"Nurse Gollum!"
South Park
"and are on their way to the world championship in China."
South Park
"Now we're almost to China. I want you all to try and focus on the game."
South Park
"- You don't? - But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people."
South Park
"No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. I made fun of them because they are from China."
South Park
"- Take places. - Alright, lets go cows. Let's show em what we got!"
South Park
"Ok, Tom, looks like the Americans are getting ready to play."
South Park
"all our prayers are with our little South Park cows now playing their hearts out in China."
South Park
"Hey, I really, really want that. That hurts good."
South Park
"Hey hey hey. Let me try, let me try."
South Park
"I'll use my credit card."
South Park
"You all come back now, you hear?"
South Park
"You know Eric, I just realized something. I've been obsessed, and an obsession isn't good."
South Park
"Hey you American dumbass, you French piece of crap, throw ball."
South Park
"As our myslexia awareness week draws to a close,"
South Park
"- Dude it's the freak nurse! - Holy crap!"
South Park
"well this may sound off coming from woman with a fetus sticking out of her head,"
South Park
"Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out?"
South Park
"- Hey you know that nurse is actually pretty cool."
South Park
"Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter."
South Park
"I love you, guys."
South Park
"Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class."
South Park
"We're gonna play dodgeball!"
South Park
"- We don't wanna play dodgeball. It hurts."
South Park
"Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't believe I know how to play dodgeball."
South Park
"- What? Don't you have dodgeball in France? - Well no. And actually I'm not from France."
South Park
"- And the last team to still have anybody standing wins. - Oh what jolly good fun!"
South Park
"No it isn't it hurts! I can't believe they let us play this in school."
South Park
"Play ball!"
South Park
"Concentrate on your game. Be the ball."
South Park
"Are you just gonna be a French pansy your whole life? - I'm not French..."
South Park
"God damn maybe if you didn't eat all those crossaints be able to get..."
South Park
"Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the other team."
South Park
"Ow my nose! You broke my nose!"
South Park
"- Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. - Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry!"
South Park
"That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. I think you might have to go to the nurse's office."
South Park
"- No! No it'll be ok. - Sorry son, you'll have to let the nurse look at it."
South Park
"Come on!"
South Park
"I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch."
South Park
"Young man, why do you have your eyes closed? I'm not gonna hurt you."
South Park
"- Now, what seems to be the problem? - Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball."
South Park
"Oh, well I'll get you an ice-pack."
South Park
"Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. I have a still born fetus growth attached to my head."
South Park
"And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled."
South Park
"- Did it talk? The little fetus, did it talk? - No! No it looked dead!"
South Park
"- And then she walked over... - Kyle! That is enough!"
South Park
"I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of."
South Park
"- It's called conjoined twin myslexia. - Who the hell cares what it's called!"
South Park
"As long as she doesn't touch me!"
South Park
"Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight against. Sit down boys."
South Park
"You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as twins."
South Park
"But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as Siamese twins."
South Park
"The living baby is born, with the dead baby still attached."
South Park
"Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person,"
South Park
"so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it!"
South Park
"you won't need to make fun of her, right boobie?"
South Park
"Can you imagine that poor, poor woman."
South Park
"Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day."
South Park
"Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son"
South Park
"is trying to split his head open with an icepick? - No! I have to get it out!"
South Park
"Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined twin myslexia."
South Park
"So this is your fault!"
South Park
"That does it! I must edjucate the entire town about this awful disease."
South Park
"Dude, I don't get it. Why are we playing dodgeball again?"
South Park
"Children! Great news! We've been asked to play in the state finals for dodgeball!"
South Park
"You don't understand children."
South Park
"If we can win state, we can play in the nationals in Washington DC."
South Park
"- Hey! They have a zoo there! - That's right."
South Park
"Now come on, we have a lot of practicing to do."
South Park
"Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state finals?"
South Park
"Oh I'd love to!"
South Park
"You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. And besides I hate French people."
South Park
"Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing you cheery face again."
South Park
"Nothing is pissing me off. I just want to start a movement."
South Park
"Ahh, of course you do."
South Park
"Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of."
South Park
"Ooh, and now what disease it that?"
South Park
"Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia."
South Park
"- What's that? - She has a dead fetus attached to her head."
South Park
"- Gasp! She does?? - You uh, you never noticed that?"
South Park
"This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast."
South Park
Show more clips