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Clips from Family Guy - How the Griffin Stole Christmas (S15E15)

"I'll get the table myself."
Family Guy
"And then I might just sit in that car"
Family Guy
"Yeah, no kidding. And it's not moving."
Family Guy
"Wait, what-- Why did you--"
Family Guy
"I didn't even ask."
Family Guy
"What-- I'm not--"
Family Guy
"I-I don't watch Modern Family, sorry."
Family Guy
"Hey, Muscles, what's taking so long?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, sir. This may shock you,"
Family Guy
"has a drinking problem."
Family Guy
"I called you "Muscles.""
Family Guy
"and playing Santa, just until the shift ends?"
Family Guy
"I'd pay you for your time."
Family Guy
"All right, fine."
Family Guy
"I once dressed as a farmer"
Family Guy
"Are you Peter?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. A-Are you the gross lady"
Family Guy
"who lives in the converted horse trailer?"
Family Guy
"♪ You don't have to be lonely ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ At FarmersOnly.com. ♪"
Family Guy
"It doesn't say "whites only," but... yeah."
Family Guy
"'Sup? Slammin' pantsuit."
Family Guy
"Hey, I'm Scott Fitzgerald."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) A little too much so, if you ask me."
Family Guy
"I... I try to have fun, right?"
Family Guy
"I-I mean, we're not, we're not landing planes here."
Family Guy
"Our company manufactures aircraft landing gear systems."
Family Guy
"Yep, uh-huh."
Family Guy
"Well, I am going to fly us over a few more drinks."
Family Guy
"Stewie? What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"I followed you. I had to see for myself"
Family Guy
"And don't worry, I'm not sticking around"
Family Guy
"this sad little-- Ooh!"
Family Guy
"Is that rolled-up ham for everyone?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Okay."
Family Guy
"Well, I'll see you at home..."
Family Guy
"Well, I could watch and make fun"
Family Guy
"for just a few-- Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"They have a photo booth with funny props!"
Family Guy
"Oh, I call the big funny glasses!"
Family Guy
"♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell ♪ (camera clicking)"
Family Guy
"♪ Jingle bell rock ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Jingle bell swing ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ And jingle bells ring... ♪"
Family Guy
"And I want a tricycle and a pony"
Family Guy
"and a drone with a camera and a gun that fires..."
Family Guy
"All right, now, go pick up your picture."
Family Guy
"that's my cell phone you're feeling."
Family Guy
"Hey, Santa Claus, you going home soon?"
Family Guy
"Well, depending on how traffic is"
Family Guy
"at the North Pole. (chuckles)"
Family Guy
"Milk and cookies?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Oh, okay."
Family Guy
"Sorry I started this."
Family Guy
"Chicken burrito, please."
Family Guy
"There you go. Merry Christmas."
Family Guy
"Uh, how much do I, uh..."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, I'm not charging Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"This is free because I'm dressed as Santa?"
Family Guy
"That's right. Anything for Santa."
Family Guy
"Anything?"
Family Guy
"I'm Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"I got a free burrito!"
Family Guy
"♪ Slipped on the chimney and broke his... ♪"
Family Guy
"to stay on till Christmas, and I said yes,"
Family Guy
"'cause being Santa's awesome."
Family Guy
"You wear this suit, it's like a free pass."
Family Guy
"People let you do anything you want."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"Oh, it's the stuff of dreams, Lois."
Family Guy
"Free burritos, free orange chicken,"
Family Guy
"free pretzels."
Family Guy
"Did you make it out of the food court?"
Family Guy
"I made it to the border."
Family Guy
"I got a free iPhone case and a tiny license plate."
Family Guy
"It says "Corey.""
Family Guy
"Yep. Cost me zilch."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"So, who's this "Mary Christmas""
Family Guy
"everybody keeps talking about?"
Family Guy
"that's very clever."
Family Guy
"Which department are you in?"
Family Guy
"Well, right now I'm in Boob Assessment."
Family Guy
"Eww."
Family Guy
"Hey, you were right about office Christmas parties."
Family Guy
"They're fantastic! Uh-huh, okay."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna keep looking around the room"
Family Guy
"while you talk."
Family Guy
"Yes, it's like watching a soap opera,"
Family Guy
"what with all the drunken misbehavior"
Family Guy
"And down the hall they're doing a "white elephant.""
Family Guy
"Oh, that gift- exchange thing?"
Family Guy
"No, there's a fat secretary"
Family Guy
"taking on all comers."
Family Guy
"Where, uh, uh, which office is that in?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you won't miss her. She's still wearing"
Family Guy
"Absolute freak show in there."
Family Guy
"Oh, Santa. I-I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"I didn't realize this was your car."
Family Guy
"Now eat it!"
Family Guy
"and then you're gonna eat it again."
Family Guy
"Hey, honey, this is Santa."
Family Guy
"He's gonna come in and watch me in the bathroom."
Family Guy
"Oh, just like the Easter Bunny did."
Family Guy
"Exactly."
Family Guy
"I got a lot of guys coming through here."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: The next composition is"
Family Guy
"(whispers indistinctly)"
Family Guy
"(symphonic music begins playing)"
Family Guy
"♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ K-A-R-S Kars-4-Kids ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Donate your car today... ♪"
Family Guy
"I lost my virginity to this song."
Family Guy
"(indistinct chatter)"
Family Guy
"That lady turned off a Hall & Oates song"
Family Guy
"because it was "too provocative.""
Family Guy
"FEMALE EMPLOYEE: Everyone, let's remember,"
Family Guy
"MALE EMPLOYEE: Sorry, Barb."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna stir up some drama, make this party interesting."
Family Guy
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