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Clips from Family Guy - How the Griffin Stole Christmas (S15E15)

"(clinking)"
Family Guy
"Excuse me? Uh, could I have your attention please? Hi."
Family Guy
"Unfortunately, since people only use printers now"
Family Guy
"to print out boarding passes for their grandparents,"
Family Guy
"40% of you will be laid off as of Monday."
Family Guy
"Oh, and whoever drinks the most shots keeps their job."
Family Guy
"See? That's how you get a party started."
Family Guy
"but I've been in charge of this office for 16 years..."
Family Guy
"Sad. and I want to thank you."
Family Guy
"I've been trying to reduce our staff costs for months,"
Family Guy
"but just didn't have the guts to do it,"
Family Guy
"Yeah, well, that's why they send in Channing Redwick,"
Family Guy
"I don't even remember what I said."
Family Guy
"Welcome aboard. See you Monday."
Family Guy
"Wow, a paying, grown-up job!"
Family Guy
"I haven't been this excited about anything"
Family Guy
"All right, Brian, let's rob these gay guys."
Family Guy
"What if they're home?"
Family Guy
"They're not gonna be home."
Family Guy
"WOMEN: Bye, Santa!"
Family Guy
"(slurring): Bye, strippers!"
Family Guy
"Uh, you can all take your clothes off now,"
Family Guy
"I was just comin' in for the spaghetti."
Family Guy
"Aah! Bitch!"
Family Guy
"Ah, that hurts."
Family Guy
"Heart's beatin' fast."
Family Guy
"they turn into..."
Family Guy
"into..."
Family Guy
"into... (snoring)"
Family Guy
"MAN: Peter."
Family Guy
"Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"Peter? We need to talk."
Family Guy
"I'm the real Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"Awesome! Okay, my first wish is for a thousand wishes."
Family Guy
"Okay, then my first wish is for a genie."
Family Guy
"Don't judge me."
Family Guy
"You live in a bottle."
Family Guy
"It's a lamp."
Family Guy
"And I'm not a genie!"
Family Guy
"All right, come on now, pal, seriously,"
Family Guy
"who are you really?"
Family Guy
"I already told you, I'm Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah?"
Family Guy
"Well, if you're Santa, then what did I ask for"
Family Guy
"for Christmas when I was 12? Nothing."
Family Guy
"in the woods."
Family Guy
"(gasps) You really are Santa!"
Family Guy
"I-I got to, I got to take control."
Family Guy
"You can't go around in that suit pretending you're me"
Family Guy
"and acting like a complete jackass."
Family Guy
"What are you talking about? People love me."
Family Guy
"You're just exploiting my brand for personal gain"
Family Guy
"and destroying my reputation."
Family Guy
"so you're, you're just,"
Family Guy
"you're just crapping in people's houses, right?"
Family Guy
"You're not hearing me."
Family Guy
"Or else what?"
Family Guy
"You know, you're not talking to a little kid anymore,"
Family Guy
"so get the hell out of my face, Santa."
Family Guy
"I like this suit, and I'm keeping it."
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
Family Guy
"you're standing in my strip club spaghetti."
Family Guy
"Gail?"
Family Guy
"Gail, is your Internet working?"
Family Guy
"(Gail sobs and sniffles)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Gail, what happened?"
Family Guy
"I just found out I'm part of the downsizing you announced."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"So your Internet, is it, is it slow?"
Family Guy
"Gail, you were supposed to be gone an hour ago."
Family Guy
"This is Gail Devereaux-Slansky."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's just Gail Devereaux now."
Family Guy
"Why don't you stop rubbernecking"
Family Guy
"I can't believe I got fired."
Family Guy
"And right before the holidays."
Family Guy
"Like the Little Drummer Boy when he got really into Neil Peart."
Family Guy
"(drumming)"
Family Guy
"♪ Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum ♪"
Family Guy
"(gong crashes, sticks crack)"
Family Guy
"Christmas is gonna be sick!"
Family Guy
"So, Dad, now that you made Santa mad,"
Family Guy
"aren't you scared he's gonna do something bad to you?"
Family Guy
"Ah, Santa's all talk."
Family Guy
"(knocking at door)"
Family Guy
"Ready to go to Build-A-Bear?"
Family Guy
"What? What are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"I got your text."
Family Guy
"It says, "Hey, Joe, cancel your plans."
Family Guy
"Let's go to Build-A-Bear." I didn't send you a..."
Family Guy
"Oh, son of a bitch, Santa."
Family Guy
"Joe, I did not send you a text."
Family Guy
"Well, you sent another text that says,"
Family Guy
"Damn it, he covered all bases."
Family Guy
"What do you think, Peter?"
Family Guy
"Whatever, I'm done with my bear. Let's get out of here."
Family Guy
"Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree."
Family Guy
"I want to build multiple bears.""
Family Guy
"Joe, I swear to you, I do not want to do that."
Family Guy
"(phone buzzes)"
Family Guy
"News flash, Peter, looks like you do."
Family Guy
"Would anyone like to lead the family in a holiday prayer?"
Family Guy
"I'll tell you who should be saying his prayers, Santa."
Family Guy
"He messes with me, I mess with him."
Family Guy
"That's why I replaced one of his flying reindeer"
Family Guy
"with an ordinary, non-magical one."
Family Guy
"(continues bellowing and whinnying)"
Family Guy
"(loud crash, plates shatter)"
Family Guy
"Yay, free horse!"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Chris, get in here."
Family Guy
"This is impossible, right?"
Family Guy
"I would think that's impossible."
Family Guy
"Yeah, right? That's impossible."
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's impossible. I know, it's impossible."
Family Guy
"Right-- O-okay, all right, I'm opening it."
Family Guy
"Unless whoever sent it was magic."
Family Guy
"Oh, well, now that's interesting."
Family Guy
"Chad, we got to talk about this report."
Family Guy
"Why do you write all your twos backwards?"
Family Guy
"Well, you know it's a two, so why are we talking?"
Family Guy
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