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Clips from Family Guy - How the Griffin Stole Christmas (S15E15)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"(box rattling)"
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"Hello. I got you a present."
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"please leave a plate of black coffee out for me."
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"Also in the past."
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"Wow, it's so beautiful!"
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"Church? What are you, an idiot?"
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"We're going sledding."
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"Please, can we, Mom?"
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"Come on, Lois. After all,"
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"My sled has Dora on it"
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"What? What are you talking about?"
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"What... what just happened?"
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"We don't have a sled in our dining room."
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"doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro."
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"(all shouting, laughing)"
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"Oh, we're drifting."
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"W-We're turning. We're turning!"
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"CHRIS: We're backwards!"
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"we're at an alarming speed?"
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"(car alarm wailing)"
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"Sorry, Lois. I honestly thought this was gonna be fun."
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"Really? I thought you just went"
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"to an office Christmas party with her last week."
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"Did you just say "couch," but pronounce it strangely"
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"and drunk women who don't want to spend the holidays alone."
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"Okay, bye."
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"Well, we have $60."
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"Geez, Chris, come on. You're in high school."
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"I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline."
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"in the middle of the mall and cry."
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"Geez, look at this line."
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"Me and my adopted son have been waiting quite a while."
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"So is your son a biolog?"
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"Hey, Chris, wait here. I'm gonna see what's going on."
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"And I don't know where to find a replacement"
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"I mean, it's not the first time I pretended to be someone else."
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"to get a date on FarmersOnly.com."
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"(imitating plane engine)"
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"just how desperate and pathetic you really are."
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"WOMAN: Hey, everyone, karaoke's starting!"
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"and an American Girl doll"
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"And before you go crying to your mom,"
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"So what can I get for you today?"
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"It's on the house."
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"Holy crap, this is awesome!"
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"In this suit I'm like a god."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Ugh, look at these two lumps."
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"Mornin'. ♪ Penis. ♪"
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"Well, the guy at the mall asked me"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"(laughs) Oh..."
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"I don't recognize you."
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"and ill-advised hookups."
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"the felt antlers."
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"Hey, what the hell's going on?"
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"That's right. Now, crumple up that ticket."
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"All right, now we're gonna go to your home"
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"Opus Dei, Dei Dei Pater,"
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"seventh movement, by Chopin."
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"is 1-877-Kars-4-Kids."
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"Ugh, this party's a dud."
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"Yeah, no kidding."
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"this is still a workplace."
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"Hi, I'm Chadwick Redmayne from the regional office."
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"(all gasp)"
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"Mr. Redmayne, I don't know who you are,"
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"much less before Christmas."
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"or Chadmayne, or whatever,"
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"We could use someone like you around here."
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"since the night Wicked premiered in Quahog."
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"Spaghetti angel!"
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"I'm makin' a spaghetti angel."
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"When Italian guys die, they..."
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"Who... (groans) Who are you?"
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"Yes! That's not me. That's a genie."
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"Again, you'd need a genie."
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"How wasted are you?"
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"Because it was the year you found that Penthouse"
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"Am I really heavier than you?"
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"Look, I'm not very happy with you."
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"They give me free stuff."
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"No, they love me."
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"So there's, like, no toilet on the sleigh,"
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"Stop wearing that suit, or else."
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"Or else I will put you at the top of my naughty list."
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"I got to get this home to my family for supper."
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"(suspenseful music sting)"
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"(club music plays in the background)"
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"Mine's slow."
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"Oof, tough week."
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"and finish that payroll report I asked for?"
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"Oh, God, I've ruined Christmas."
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"♪ Our finest gifts we bring ♪"
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"He ain't gonna do nothing."
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"Hey, Peter."
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""Hey, Joe, it's definitely me, Peter, who sent the text.""
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"You said, "No matter what I say,"
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"Cut it off, cut it off!"
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"You know, I think this year is gonna be the best..."
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"(doorbell rings)"
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"All of Meg's farts here in this box?"
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"You know what?"
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"Instead, it's been nothing but tedium and cruelty."
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"Merry Christmas, cash it fast. Merry Christmas, cash it fast."
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"Thanks, Chadwick. This is awesome."
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"I think you mean "Happy Holidays.""
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"(giggles)"
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"Point, Griffin."
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"Now you gonna listen, you little bitch?"
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"You promise? Yes!"
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"a good boy deep inside, Peter."
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"And just so you know there are no hard feelings,"
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"this is for you."
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"I'm sorry I took advantage of your good name."
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"It's "Ho, ho, ho.""
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