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Clips from Family Guy - How the Griffin Stole Christmas (S15E15)

"Ho, ho, ho."
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"PETER: And that was the Christmas I would never forget."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"It's the first snow of the season."
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"Sorry, fun-seekers,"
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"Who cares? Last one down the hill..."
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"LOIS: No, Peter, it wasn't even close."
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"Oh, so you're a Christmas party creep."
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"Hey, you're a hefty guy."
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"Ho, ho, ho. Yeah, sure, all of it."
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"♪ Up on the housetop click, click, click ♪"
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"Dad, why are you still wearing that Santa suit?"
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"and wait for you to pass it,"
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"You know what? I got an idea."
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"You better watch out."
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"Hey, give her a break, man."
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"Maybe a little sun hat for Cindy?"
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"Is this the box? Yeah, that's it."
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"It's time to set things right."
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"Apology accepted."
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"Oh, ho, ho, ho!"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"Hey, Peter. Hey, what have you been watching on TV lately?"
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"So am I. This is corporate."
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"The whole world is watching! The whole world is watching!"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: We now return to"
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"How David Lynch Stole Christmas."
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"Don't look away."
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"Let the fear wash over you."
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"I don't understand."
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"That's the whole point."
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"Now, did you leave a plate of black coffee out for me?"
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"No. In the future,"
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"You guys, what are you doing watching TV?"
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"It's snowing. Really?"
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"Isn't it?"
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"And you know what's a miracle, kids?"
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"Every single snowflake is exactly alike."
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"I don't think that's right."
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"No, it's true. Just like fingerprints."
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"All right, you guys ready for church?"
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"Well, I mean, it's Sunday, and..."
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"sledding was the second passion of the Christ."
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"Eat this, for this is my dust!"
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"'cause my parents got it at a yard sale."
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"It's-it's still for boys, though."
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"She's about language acquisition, not gender."
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"this hill is closed to sledding."
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"Too many pansy-ass parents sue the city"
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"when their kids sprain a finger"
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"or crush their skull on a bumper."
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"I'm afraid sledding has been banned in Quahog."
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"You can't do that! Last time I checked,"
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"this is still the United States of Tara."
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"Obscure reference."
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"And I'm not gonna let anybody tell me"
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"where I can and cannot sled!"
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Power to the people!"
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"(crash) Oh, my God!"
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"MAYOR WEST: Call my mom!"
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"I crushed my skull on a bumper!"
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"Mm. My word."
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"Joe, what are you riding on?"
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"Oh, it's a bedpan. I got a ton of these at home."
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"You make every activity incredibly sad."
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"(panting)"
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"There you are. Where have you been?"
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"I just ran home to get the big sled"
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"out of our dining room."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Peter, the dining room table is an antique."
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"It's been in my family for six generations."
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"It's fine."
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"Okay, now, since we're white guys"
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"PETER: Yeah, this is awesome!"
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"MEG: Dad, I'm scared."
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"PETER: Am I the only one who thinks that now"
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"(all groaning)"
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"Peter, are you insane?!"
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"You could've killed the entire family!"
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"Like when I won that sex contest."
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"PETER: First again!"
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"Wasn't even close, was it?"
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"PETER: Yeah, you are terrible at this."
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"Now, why don't you clean up"
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"and go get the champ a Gatorade, huh?"
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"You wearing pants always amuses me."
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"Yeah, I know. It's just I got roped into going"
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"to some stupid office Christmas party"
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"with this girl I'm dating."
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"What? Oh, no, um..."
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"No, that-that was this other girl I was dating."
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"Um, her name was... Kow-ooch."
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"so it sounded like a name?"
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"What's going on, Brian?"
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"(sighs) All right, look, I've been crashing"
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"Just like the fat man is a pool party creep."
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"Now, Chris, you're getting older,"
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"so it's time for you to learn the classic pool party game"
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""Talk to Somebody's Wife in a Bikini"
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"Until They Cover Up Uncomfortably.""
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"So, Bonnie, how are things going?"
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"Oh, things are fine."
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"Been kind of busy lately, what with Susie starting to..."
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"Oh, you know, this and that."
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"There's a show called Shipping Wars."
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"Uh, it's actually kinda... Okay, bye."
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"Oh, boy, the Marshalls is now a Nordstrom."
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"I feel like our days at this mall are numbered."
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"Let's see what kind of Chinese pressed-board garbage"
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"we can get to replace my grandmother's"
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"priceless mahogany table."
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"Dad, look, Santa's here!"
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"I want to sit on his lap."
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"Holy crap, get your ass up there!"
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"(sighs) You know what, Peter?"
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