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Clips from The Simpsons - Four Regrettings and a Funeral (S25E25)

"Man, this is the weirdest pregnancy craving ever."
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"Regrets, eh? This local newsman's had a few."
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"Covering a town of backwater rubes"
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"who, for some reason, hate my guts."
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"live at the Springfield Peach Parade."
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"Sir, could you give us eight seconds of your homespun wisdom?"
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"It's a little-known fact"
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"that you can get head lice from peaches."
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"Uh, this is my daughter Peaches."
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"You have regrets,"
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"Mr. "I Get to See the Weathergirl From the Side"!"
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"I made the worst financial decision of all time."
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"Oh, I can't think about it."
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"I won't think about it."
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"Huh?"
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"Hello, Bear Stearns?"
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"I'd like to sell all my Apple stock"
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"You heard me. Technology is a fad."
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"Now let us text on our ubiquitous"
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"Oh, you cost me a piece of all that!"
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"Oh, don't cry."
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"If it makes you feel worse,"
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"I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all."
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"Just one."
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"The girl that got away."
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"She broke my first heart."
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"So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets?"
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"I'm Father O'Greedy. Dimes for the needy."
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"Milhouse, are you the bottom half of that mischief?"
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"Speaking of return on investments,"
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"my Apple stock is up 3,500%."
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"Aw, you misheard that on purpose!"
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"Mm. Must find way... to blame myself."
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"Um, it says I should give you lumbar support."
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"Better go to the lumber yard."
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"Burn, dumb, helpful books."
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"That is a good fire."
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"You're going down, Bart!"
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"I was referring to him."
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"I had a spring in my step like that once."
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"Back when I met Lilah."
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"Oh, Monty,"
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"looking at you, I could lie in this unheated garret forever."
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"There's heat. I just don't turn it on."
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"there's a question I must pose."
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"Wrong box. Lilah, will you take that big step"
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"from cousin to wife?"
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"Oh, Monty, you must promise me one thing."
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"Anything she wanted I was willing to do."
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"All I ask is that you set aside"
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"five minutes a day to think of others."
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"I shall find another husband"
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"All I have left is my drawing."
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"Hemingway!"
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"Picasso."
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"Matador Juan Belmonte."
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"That man could really put pressure on you."
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"Well, well, well. Rachel Maddow."
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"Everyone came back for Chip's funeral."
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"I had the layover in Springfield."
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"How's the gang at Channel 6?"
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"doesn't mean I'm bitter. Um, Is that your car?"
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"Kent, I'm gonna tell you"
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"So, Kent, that mistake you made,"
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"that cosmic fail, that..."
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"Just tell me already! After this break."
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"You could have come with me,"
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"It's fantastic."
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"The studio let us play in their sandbox."
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"Or at least to a better Springfield."
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"You two newshounds working on a story?"
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"How about this?"
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"Mario's down the street found a rat in their pasta."
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"When did that happen?"
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"Whenever you want. Eh?"
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"Rachel, can I come?"
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"Just follow me."
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"is signed by Frank Junior."
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"The frame hides the "Junior"!"
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"Those are tires from my ill-fated Krusty Town Car."
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"What a scoop!"
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"You're not telling no one."
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"As the 4:00 p.m. clown, I have complete control"
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"Bah! People only want news at 6:00 p.m."
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"from white guys on weekdays"
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"Yes, we shall see."
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"About that, things will be seen."
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"By us."
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"Kent, you coming?"
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"He ain't comin'."
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"Sorry. He "isn't" coming."
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"You'll regret this, Kent."
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"When I have my own show and you're stuck here"
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""Oh, look, he's over Greenland!""
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"Don't worry, piggy, you made the right choice."
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"Eh, it'll burn out in an hour or so."
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"Grunting as he lifts Bryce in the air."
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"Look, Burns, I've got the dope on your sweetie."
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"She's still alive, and she just got over"
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"Yeah, well, uh, she's alive,"
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"Married to Jesus, eh? Does he beat her?"
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"Jesus? No, he's a real Eagle Scout, that one."
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"But your penguin's not a Catholic, she's a Buddhist nun--"
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"spent her life expressing her sexuality with a Zen garden."
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"Those raked rocks could have been me."
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"You're becoming very tiresome."
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"Fox News. Is this really how I want"
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"to get back in the big leagues?"
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"Let's see how print journalism is doing."
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"Sir, do you sell The New York Times?"
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"Sir, we are The New York Times."
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"Why are you doing this, Bart?"
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"50% attention-seeking,"
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"He's gonna visit my sky granny."
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"To work at Fox News, all you have to be able to do"
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"is operate this device."
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"to sex up a cow on the Capitol steps."
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"...we simply do this."
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"Sorry, but I just discovered I have some scruples."
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"where I can decide what news is."
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