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Clips from The Simpsons - Four Regrettings and a Funeral (S25E25)

"♪ Rest between the pages of my mind ♪"
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"♪ Memories"
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"And you sat on the gas pedal when my foot fell asleep,"
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"Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital?"
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"I'm sorry, I don't see any "hops petals" near you."
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"Deleting all contact information."
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"Delete confirmed."
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"Oh. Okay, Bart, be cool."
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"Oh, Monty, I can't believe you found me"
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"after all these years."
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"I should disrobe at once."
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"Housekeeping? Send up a Chinese dressing screen"
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"and one of Firestone's finest vulcanized prophylactics."
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"Smithers? Which do I take first,"
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"the rhino horn or the tiger tongue?"
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"Bah! I'll just do it the old-fashioned way."
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"With my pump."
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"Just powdering my nose, darling."
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"Smithers, run down to Sears, Roebuck"
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"and get a five-eighths-inch Phillips head bolt."
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"Help! Help!"
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"The movie Up has come horribly to life over Springfield."
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"that proves this reporter's relevance."
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"It's Bart!"
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"Pray for a miracle, boy."
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"Dear Lord, please help me land safely."
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"Or transform this basket into a flying killer robot"
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"That's not a prayer."
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"My God says it is."
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"Oh, I see you're ice-cold with anticipation."
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"Even at the end, I waited too long."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I guess one regret just leads to another."
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"A little broth will cure your mental illness."
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"Sir, that's five minutes."
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"I ain't eatin' that."
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"Chief, what are you doing to save our son?"
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"Well, I've placed marksmen on the roof"
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"but frankly they're not very good."
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"Chief, it happened again."
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"Aw, come on, guys, spread out. Arm's length."
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"to those KISS albums when I was pregnant."
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"Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous."
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"Really?"
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"Oh, yeah. That kid's a mess."
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"Hey! Only I get to criticize him, Lou."
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"Can we focus on my son up in the sky?"
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"By which I mean firing a shot over a long distance."
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"Yeah, you see, if we could fire"
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"an exactly 12-and-a-half-pound weight into the basket,"
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"it would lower the boy very gently to the ground."
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"Unfortunately, all our cannonballs were melted down"
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"to make a statue of Joe Paterno,"
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"which we changed to look like Eugene Levy."
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"I think I just might have what you're looking for."
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"Uh, Apple closed up another 20 points today."
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"Because their terrific products keep track of it for you."
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"Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart!"
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"- Bart! Bart! - Hmm."
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"Homer's rising faster than Apple stock."
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"My boy's okay!"
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"Ugh. Bart, Bart, Bart."
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"You know what I think about regrets?"
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"As long as your family is together,"
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"And a grateful nation gives thanks for some solid reporting."
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"Great job, Kent. I think we might have"
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"between our weekend prison documentary block"
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"and the two hours it takes"
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"No regrets."
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"D'oh!"
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"I'm not sure why."
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"Not me."
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"He's such a little dickens."
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"music!"
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"Well, for some reason it relaxes me."
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"I don't want to think about it!"
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"so I can buy a fancy bowling ball."
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"Heavy, black balls are the future."
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"Really, Mother?"
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"Tithe denied! Tithe denied!"
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""Lum- bar." It means "lower back.""
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"Anything, except..."
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"No one's that good."
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"I'll just check with the old gang."
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"that fundamental, life-changing error,"
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"At Mario's, the picture of Sinatra on the wall"
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"Someone's been dumping tires in the forest."
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"I've never seen anything like this."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Lilah's alive?"
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"And in I go."
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"At the time, I didn't know it was illegal"
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"Like a god."
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"♪ Memories"
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"What the...?"
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"Aw..."
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"Here I am, slowly dying every day"
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"God can hear you better from up there."
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"What if I give her the breath of life?"
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"to honor the one thing Lilah ever asked of you."
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"You know what, I think I'll give it another five."
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"I'm proud of you, Monty."
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"I should never have listened"
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"My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches"
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"Why does everyone know?"
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"Which ends... right now, fortunately."
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"I won the science fair!"
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"And together we are."
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"And there you have it-- a family reunited."
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"an opening for you at MSNBC"
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"Now, do that thing Gene Simmons does."
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"I have something for you."
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"Well, here I am. Cable news alley."
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"Now you try."
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"Hey, book, are you expecting this?"
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"♪ See me through the ages just like wine... ♪"
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"That kid's not dying on my watch."
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"And while I'm at it..."
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"of the Channel 6 news division."
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"You know, sir, maybe it would bring you peace"
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