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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Holy Shit, Jeff's Back (S10E10)

"It doesn't matter. Just listen to your body, girl."
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"No. Your son needs you. End the cycle."
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"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
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"♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"Oh, she's gonna be so excited. Oh, here's your gun, honey."
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"Jeff! You're finally home!"
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"In space, all you have is time to think about"
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"You can open it now or after you kill me."
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"It's a souvenir from the Haverglack galaxy."
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"I know that guy."
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"Is that the guy who works at Panera Bread?"
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"No, no. That guy died."
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"I still can't belive you're back."
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"I feel like when you left, my whole life got put on pause."
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"A-And now I get to un-pause it."
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"the movie we paused right before you left"
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"but I don't smoke anymore."
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"The drummer's just waiting for the guitarist to do something."
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"Does Jeff seem a little weird to you guys since he got back?"
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"Yes, an alpha male with a job ..."
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"for that stand-up thing you invited us to?"
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"So, Andromedan pod monsters be shopping."
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"Next item is spoon."
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"Aw, man. Nice slide! You were going so fast."
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"but something just doesn't feel right."
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"'cause he's so much better than the actual Jeff."
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"Did you guys really not know?!"
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"Only question is, what is this alien doing here?"
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"Outfit change!"
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"You emptied the clip and hit the sign,"
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"which means your only problem is spelling."
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"Well, you spelled "Zebleer" again."
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"It means it's between me and like one other person."
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"They probably have a research ship in orbit. He'll be up there."
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"- out on our own. - Where you come from?"
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"Not cool. This is not cool."
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"God, they're gonna move on to Brad."
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"Mother... Ugh. Brad's gonna get it."
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"Did you know Jacques Cousteau had a sex room just like this?"
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"What are the schools even teaching these days?"
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"when we got caught by these aliens."
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"Ah, look at this. More species for our collection."
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"- Seize them! - Hayley, run!"
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"I looked everywhere for Snot's hamster and I can't find it."
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"goldfish are considered the hamsters of the sea."
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"Hmm."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Mr. S., I have to tell you something."
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"I'm not actually Jeff."
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"- and catalog what we find. - Naturally."
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"So I came to Earth to live amongst you."
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"Something tells me this isn't hair removal!"
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"because he taught me what it is to be Human."
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"- But we must collect. - Perhaps this will change your mind."
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"I will spare the lives of your human and your alien sex slave."
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"Alien Jeff is gonna stay on Earth and be the new Jeff."
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"I don't want him."
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"If there was a way, I-I'd do it for you."
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"Back on Earth, your dad and his friends"
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"made a sacrifice by giving me their frozen yogurt,"
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"Thanks for watching my hamster while I was away."
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"Wait. You came back from Jewish camp?"
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"Can we wait and see? Why don't we just do that?"
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"We can stay at your parents' house and live off the government."
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"B-B-B-Body slam!"
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"but we also encountered a lot of danger ..."
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"Tyler Wiley, you like me, right?"
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"Yes, listen to your body, Becky. We can all hear it."
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"Sir, there's a meteor headed straight for Langley Falls!"
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"Take it easy, Joeson. It's probably nothing."
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"Also, we're running low on dot matrix ink,"
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"- and no one sells it anymore. - Noooo!"
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"Son, I'm just going to the store to get some cigarettes."
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"This is the nighttime, a time we don't normally receive visitors."
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"Jeff's back."
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"Francine, honey, can you bring me my gun?"
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"- Jeff, don't go anywhere. - Okay."
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪"
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"Hey, mister. How was space?"
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"- Vast. - Hayley, your husband's back."
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"Oh, I missed you so much!"
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"Oh, your hat stinks so good."
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"Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah."
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"- Dad, what are you doing? - I'm sorry, Hayley."
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"I know you're excited Jeff's back."
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"But he knows that Roger's an alien,"
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"and he can't stop himself from telling everyone."
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"So he has to die. Mom, do something."
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"- You know how your father gets. - Before you kill me, mr. S.,"
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"I want you to know that I've changed."
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"That and what you would call the offspring"
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"- of a labradoodle and a cheagle. - Chalabradeagle. Easy."
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"I won't say anything. I promise."
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"Dad, you have to give him a chance."
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"Oh, Mr. S. I got you something while I was in space."
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"- It reminded me of you. - Ha! You don't know me."
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"It's like a clock, except it makes fart noises."
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"This is amazing!"
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"I'm gonna set an alarm for tomorrow morning!"
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"Ha ha! That last one was me!"
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"'Sup?"
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"Oh, wait. That's Jeff!"
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"God, I could go for a panera."
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"Oh, "Kate & Leopold." Hi, Jeff."
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"And I'd like to start by smoking a bowl"
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"and un-pausing "Transformers: Dark of the Moon,""
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"and our lives were put on pause."
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"I'd love to catch up with Bumblebee and the gang,"
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"What? Wait, I'm sorry. Huh?"
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"Look, Hayley. I meant what I told your family."
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"- I wanna be a better man. - But pot's basically legal."
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"Prop 87 said cops have to be super-chill about it now."
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"Ooh, I know. How about a little mood music?"
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"- Oh, god. What is this? - It's your favorite jam band ... Fish."
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"I-I can't make out to this. There's no song structure."
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"Okay. How about this song, then?"
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"Snot let me borrow his hamster while he's at Jewish camp."
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