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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Holy Shit, Jeff's Back (S10E10)

"I'm so excited to take care of him."
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"of taking care of him than you do of me."
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"- You're not my pet, Klaus. - Well, why not, Steve?! Why not?!"
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"I guess you can take the brain out of a German,"
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"but you can't take the German out of a brain."
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"Ooh, Jeff. Burning Klaus."
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"I hope you like your fish blackened."
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"I told you space changed me. It opened my eyes."
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"And one of the things I realized up there"
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"- Me? - Him?"
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"You have a job, you provide for your family,"
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"you're a productive member of society."
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"Wow. You really know your stuff."
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"I was hoping you could help me learn to be a real man,"
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"- Mr. S., like you. - Jeff, can I just say"
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"I am loving the new you."
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"And I would love to take the new you to the new Fro-Yo place"
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"that opened right after Roger threw you into space."
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"Look at that. I made Jeff better."
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"I guess that's just what Roger does, makes things better."
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"This is mine. I brought this."
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"Dad, can I go with you? I love that place."
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"Sorry, Steve. Three people make for a weird dynamic."
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"Two people always turn against one."
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"- But, dad ... - You'd be the one, Steve."
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"- Look, it's already happening. Jeff? - I'd love to go."
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"I just have to go upstairs to, um, take care of something."
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"Like, a little different?"
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"If I were you, Hayley, I'd lock that down."
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"- Mom, we're already married. - I mean lock it down for real."
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"Rings catch girls. Babies trap boys."
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"Zebleer to mother ship."
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"Greetings, Zebleer. Please update mission status."
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"The simpleminded earthlings suspect nothing."
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"Good. Have you found an acceptable specimen?"
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"the exact opposite of our first earthling. I will earn his trust"
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"and then transport him to the mother ship."
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"Ever wonder why we don't call it a father ship?"
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"Are you working on material"
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"I've initiated contact with the host familly"
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"We are ready for your Blorph."
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"First item is fork."
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"Oh, my god!"
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"without warning me he'd be so cute?!"
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"Excellent work, Zebleer. Blorphs received."
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"End transmission."
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""Blorph." We have got to come up"
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"with a different name for the Blorph machine."
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"with the inventor of the Blorph, Dr. Blorph McBlorph-Blorph."
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"Whoo!"
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"- Hey, babe, we'll be back soon. - Okay, but real quick,"
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"- He's cool. - Face!"
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"Has anyone seen Snot's hamster?"
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"I'm taking Jeff to your favorite Fro-Yo place."
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"Okay, I know I should be happy that Jeff's back,"
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"You mean because he's an alien who altered his appearance"
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"- to look like Jeff? - What?!"
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"Oh, I thought we all knew and we were just going along with it"
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"Oh! Oh, that is so great."
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"You're saying that's not Jeff?"
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"Oh, no. Honey, no. That is definitely not Jeff."
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"We'll have to investigate. Ooh! Detective time!"
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"Open your mind, Hayley. Anyone can be a detective."
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"Mm-mmm. Wow."
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"This has got to be the best thing on the planet."
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"Oh, yeah, it's one of the finer things a man can enjoy in life,"
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"or shooting your name into an old metal sign with a handgun."
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"I never even shot a handgun."
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"We're changing that right now. But where?"
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"Okay, let's see how you did."
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""Zebleer"?"
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"- Oh, right. My name's Jeff. - No problem, Jeff."
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"Good thing that's easily fixable with a second gun."
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"Okay, clues..."
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"Works kind of like a fax machine but for solid objects."
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"Humans would probably have something like this"
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"I still have a fax machine, but it's just so"
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"my commercial agent can send me sides for auditions."
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"Did I tell you I'm on hold for a Langley Mutual commercial?"
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"Roger! What does all this mean?"
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"It's probably this guy ... Brad. He books everything."
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"No, the Blorpher! Jeff!"
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"Oh, it means that the "Jeff" who is with Stan"
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"is a species of alien called the Collectors."
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"They're kind of like space's zookeepers."
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"Then where's my Jeff?"
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"A-And this machine can get me to him?"
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"I'd rather die up there, trying to get Jeff,"
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"- than stay down here without him. - Okay."
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"I think I'm finally starting to understand"
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"what it feels like to be a man."
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"Thanks again for showing me how to shoot."
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"Where I come from, we're expected to figure everything"
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"Ha, you're from Langley, ya goofball."
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"Man, you used to confuse the hell out of me"
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"with your stupid jokes I didn't understand."
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"But since you've come back, you are killing"
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"me with all these jokes I don't understand."
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"Smith."
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"Ah, damn. We just went!"
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"Couple of my homeboys from the C.I.A."
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"- are hitting up the Fro-Yo stand. - What if we went back"
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"and got some more, double dipped?"
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"frozen void of space, but you came back a goddamn genius."
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"Oh, god! Oh, god! It hurts! Oh, god!"
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"Relax. All the pain immediately stops on the other side."
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"No, I'm not. Let go. Hayley! Let go, Hayley!"
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"Yep, this is a deep pain ... a very, very deep pain."
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"The Blorph alert? This is strange."
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"This is the nighttime, a time we don't normally receive Blorphs."
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"Uh, um, mmm. Oh, man. I'm out."
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"No, you're not. Hold out your cup."
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"You would all share your bounty with me?"
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"All we're doing is sacrificing a little frozen yogurt"
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"- for our new best friend. - Wow."
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"Mankind has a surprising proclivity for sacrifice."
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"Why did you say "mankind" like that?"
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"Yeah. Nobody that's part of mankind"
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"would ever say "mankind" like that."
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"Uh, I guess I used to be such a slacker that I'm still"
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