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Clips from Community - For a Few Paintballs More (S02E02)

"And what role would that be? No time to squabble, Troy."
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""For Greendale," on three."
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"Jeff, every second counts. "For Greendale," on two."
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"One... Guys."
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"- For Greendale! - For Greendale!"
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"Greendale students,"
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"I understand you've unified and intend to draw this game out."
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"Well, if it's a war you want, it's a war you will lose."
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"City College is stronger, faster."
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"Our sperm counts are higher, even in our women."
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"Resistance is as pointless as your degrees."
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"Honestly, ask yourself, what does "Liberal Arts" even mean?"
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"- "Welcome to Greendale. - You're already accepted.""
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"Ha. Losers."
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"What the hell?"
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"Welcome to Greendale. You're already dead."
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"Jackpot. Shirley, you keep watch while we get these."
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"Here, help me with this. Sure thing, your worship."
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"Abed. Stop trying to be Han Solo, it's making me embarrassed for you."
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"I like having conversations with adults."
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"Playing Star Wars is worn out and immature."
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"You like me because I'm immature."
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"I hope I don't get shot waiting out here."
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"I'd hate to go home to my babies."
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"Reconnaissance indicates the key to City College's strategy is"
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"the Gatling gun inside the ice-cream truck,"
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"which we'll charge en masse, overwhelming their defenses,"
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"and taking that gun for ourselves. Well, that's not how I would proceed."
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"Do you happen to have a better plan? I do happen, Jeff. I happen very much."
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"We use sneak attacks to draw their patrols to the library,"
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"which I will have rigged,"
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"to shower everything in the building with paint."
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"Paint in sprinklers?"
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"Are we the Little Rascals? I was."
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"Have you heard your plan? You wanna charge a machine gun."
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"I've got something to say."
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"I don't take orders from girls, because they don't talk to me."
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"Watch it, quasar face. Annie's a good kid and a better shot."
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"So listen up or you'll be floating home."
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"Thank you, Abed."
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"Sorry..."Han.""
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"Okay, I think we should split the troops in half"
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"and carry out both plans simultaneously."
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"allowing Jeff's troops to take the stronghold."
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"You're welcome. You're welcome."
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"I'm so glad that we didn't shoot you. Now we have the advantage"
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"of knowing that Jeff Winger wants to be a ballerina"
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"and that his Achilles heel is..."wieners.""
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"That's just the tip of the iceberg."
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"For one more pudding, I'll tell you why he's jealous of me."
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"Yeah. What took them so long?"
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"Hey, thanks for sticking up for me back there."
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"This group gets so tangled in each others' feelings."
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"You're a hero for standing outside of it."
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"Heroes are great, but I'll take a blaster every time."
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"Anyway, just wanted to let you know, I don't think you're immature."
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"I think you're great,"
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"You're good, kid. Don't get cocky."
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"- Ow! Ow! Damn, my leg. - Take cover."
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"They're right on our tail."
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"Operation Troy's Awesome Plan is living up to its name."
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"Looks like they're taking Troy's bait."
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"Squad B commencing Operation Actual Operation."
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"Everyone look alive. Leonard, good enough."
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"Greendale, it's been a pleasure fighting with you."
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"Some of us won't make it, but there is a place"
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"where we will see each other again, and that place is Denny's."
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"Which Denny's? We'll figure it out later."
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"The one near the 15 exit, I'm banned."
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"Then I'll see you in hell. Let's kick some taint."
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"Okay. On my count."
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"One, two..."
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"Vicki!"
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"All right, Shirley, you have the most important job, okay?"
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"Yeah, pull the fire alarm."
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"Can we move this along? I'm missing CSI."
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"Enemy soldiers are incoming."
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"Everyone evacuate through the air ve..."
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"It is too early to tell."
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"- They're all over the place. - They're all over the place."
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"I think our only choice is to try and shoot our way out."
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"Right."
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"Commence Operation Troy's Awesome Leadership is Never in Doubt."
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"Ugh!"
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"Hey, Quendra with a "Q-U,""
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"Yes."
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"Charge!"
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"Well, I'm out. We lost."
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"See you at Denny's? Denny's is for winners."
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"We've got two Human Beings trapped outside of the library."
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"but this one is actually the most terrifying."
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"Guys, we're dying out here."
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"Well, we're dying too."
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"They've trapped us in a dead end."
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"- We're taking fire. - We're pulling back."
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"Pulling back. Fall back to placement positions."
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"We're gonna need help."
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"I had a dream it would end this way."
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"Britta, are you alive?"
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"Aw, hell. Someone's gotta win this."
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"I'm out. Me too."
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"Alpha 17, move in."
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"Looks like this is it."
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"Will you be Han Solo after we die?"
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"Afraid not, doll. Once I'm gone, I'm gone."
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"Oh."
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"Okay."
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"Ugh, gotta do everything myself."
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"- We're all dead. All of us. - Paint is raining from the sky."
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"Everyone in the library is dead."
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"Damn it."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Buddy, you okay?"
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"Cool."
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"Eat paint, you Stormtrooping, City College knob gobblers."
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"Covering the right flank."
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"Okay, looks like we got her."
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"Shirley."
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"What are we supposed to do? How about we save this school's ass?"
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"Deal."
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