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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsons Christmas Stories (S17E17)

"Oh, it's never anybody's decision."
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"(DRUMS PLAYING)"
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"bearing gifts for the King of the Jews."
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"The doctor will be here any second."
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"Give it back! Give it back! He'll kill us all!"
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"(QUACKS) (TREMBLING)"
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"Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy."
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"What are you doing in the chimney?"
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"I don't know, Dad. This time of year, everybody does it"
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"because you don't have to pay for the music rights."
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"Because Christmas Eve is here!"
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"We jacked my prices up so high"
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"Even though we're not Gentile"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"(GASPS) You want me to deliver the Christmas sermon?"
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"Okay, Christmas, Christmas..."
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"BOY: I wanted you to tip me!"
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"(ALL GRUNTING)"
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"(AMERICAN PATROL PLAYING)"
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"What's it say?"
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"Oh!"
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"(SPITS)"
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"(HORN HONKS)"
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"No, you hang up first."
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"Who cares? lt's Christmas. I want to shoot something."
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"Ho-ho... (GROANS) Ow!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Quiet, you."
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"Not you!"
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"Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck."
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"(ALL SHOUTING)"
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"(STRAINED GRUNTING)"
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"I don't have to listen to you."
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"(WHIRRING)"
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"Eh, why is this Santa suit so snug?"
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"(BELL DINGS)"
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"ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, The Energizer Bunny Christmas Special."
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"(MOOING)"
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"No one will ever speak or write of this again."
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"(GRUNTS) Ooh!"
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"Somebody should've beat you with a tricycle years ago!"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"You've practiced this so many times in the shower."
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"Maybe next year, huh?"
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"Which is right outside the door."
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"BOTH: Ow!"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"(BRAKES SCREECHING)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"You know, Simpson, we've had our dust-ups."
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"(ALL GRUNTING)"
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"And now, if you like, I'll take you to him."
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"Manger danger! Manger danger!"
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"(WIVES GIGGLING)"
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"(HISSING)"
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"Here's the tag."
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"Oh, Hoyven good King Herod,"
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"(WAILING)"
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"(CLATTER)"
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"Cat"
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"Mary, you carry in your womb the Son of God"
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"He's never been late for Christmas service."
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"Uh!"
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"We just shot down Santie Claus!"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"That's every man's worst nightmare!"
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"(MOOING AND BLEATING)"
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"Don't you worry. I got plenty of rooms in my inn,"
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"I call "The First Christmas.""
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"Ah, now feel free to come by the main house for breakfast,"
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"Now there's no one to deliver the sermon."
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"Hail Mary, full of grace."
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"Uh, now you wouldn't hurt the little boychik?"
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"Now hold still."
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"I say we call it a Christmas tree."
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"Well, he will be able to heal the sick."
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"Why you little... (THUNDER CRASHING)"
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"You forgot about Energizer Ultra."
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"I wish I tried reefer!"
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"How'd you like to be the Archduke in charge of coconuts?"
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"Donder! Blitzen!"
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"On this island, military rank means nothing."
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"(GURGLING)"
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"And I'll never mention him again."
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"(WAILING)"
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"BOTH: Hmm... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"A carpenter named Joseph"
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"Christmas is a family day"
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"(URGES REINDEER)"
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"(QUACKS)"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"The other tenants have been complaining"
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"To shoot the breeze And eat Chinese"
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"Aw..."
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"(SINGING) I need a present for my wife or I'll have no sex for life"
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"I need a store I can break into or a place run by a Hindu"
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"We're still doing Act Two! I'll be in the audience."
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"Every year at this time, I show what's probably my most-requested clip!"
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"(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"You know how your paperboy always sends you a Christmas card"
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"What's up with that?"
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"Kings don't hurt babies."
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"I knew I'd like him, but I never dreamed I'd adore him."
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"when he'll be renounced by his friends and crucified!"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Follow that glow!"
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"(GROANING)"
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"What do you have against Santa?"
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"Okay, Abe, let's win this war quick"
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"Hey, sailor. My eyes are up here."
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"Quit lollygagging and build a fire."
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"Well, that's the craziest thing I'll ever see."
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"I got an old score to settle!"
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"Santa must've left it!"
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"I kept putting it off. And then l was just too embarrassed."
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"But there's no junk these saps won't buy"
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"It's not over! It's just intermission!"
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