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Clips from The Simpsons - Simpsons Christmas Stories (S17E17)

"I think you're really gonna like this."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Uh, Joseph, you know I have never lain with a man."
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"This is awkward. (SNIFFLES)"
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"I've got some very good news."
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"(COOING)"
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"Ohh..."
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"Now let me crawl inside you."
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"Mmm."
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"I miss you, too, Bernadette."
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"Quiet, you. I'm talking to my best gal."
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"No time left to procrastinate"
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"Roll it, Freddy."
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"Ow! Ow! Oh..."
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""It'll be cute," they said. Oh..."
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"Hey, Barn, as a special gift to me this year, will you kill me?"
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"(HORN HONKING)"
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"And yet, lam with child."
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"My wine turned into water!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"about the incessant swaddling, all hours, day and night."
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"so we can go home and slowly give black folks more rights."
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"Christmas crowds is what I hate"
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"Okay. Time for my annual holiday tradition, attempting to kill myself."
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"(BABBLING)"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"BOY: That's not my decision!"
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"(CHUCKLES) He looks just like his dad."
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"Trying to kill Santa. What's it to ya?"
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"No tip till they bring back Hagar the Horrible!"
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"Giant pointy swords hurt babies!"
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"Huh? Sorry, kid."
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"Merry Christmas, Homie."
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"(GURGLING)"
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"MAN: Hey, watch it!"
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"(SPITS)"
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"How dare you drown the king of New Burns Island?"
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