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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart Gets a 'Z' (S21E21)

"Hazelnut creamer covers all sins."
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"(slurping)"
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"to be the perfect summer beach read."
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"Two stars for you."
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"And an extra,"
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"* He played knickknack on my (hiccups) thumb. *"
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"You look tired."
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"Maybe you need some more coffee."
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"Ah."
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"(giggling drunkenly)"
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"* You'll be going back to Denmark *"
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"* And we promise that we'll write you *"
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"* But you know that that's a lie *"
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"Because "choir" we listening to this crap?"
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"(grunts) These pantyhose are all twisted up."
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"I'll get you off Broadway."
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"Never! Edna, let's go."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Do you think we went too far? Nah."
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"Booze only makes you do things you already wanted to do."
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"I'm queen of the world!"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I really don't know what happened."
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"You made quite a nanny goat of yourself yesterday."
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"I know I did, but I don't know why."
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"(sighs) This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do,"
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"but I'm letting you go."
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"Seymour..."
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"I'm going to cry."
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"Here. Take my hanky."
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"I'm working on my magic act for the Faculty Follies."
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"But right now, I don't feel much like follying."
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"Could I have a moment alone?"
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"Of course."
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"There's a form to extend your health insurance on my desk."
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"I never wanted her to get fired."
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"I bet it was that hamster medicine we added"
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"that put her over the edge."
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"Maybe I should tell Skinner that it was our..."
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"Needle scratch!"
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"My name is Zachary Vaughn."
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"I just got my masters in education"
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"from Tufts University, and you are my first class ever."
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"An M.E.D. from Tufts?"
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"Nice."
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"But why talk when I could text?"
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"Our cell phones! Our Blueteeth!"
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"My tip calculator!"
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"(electronic tones sounding)"
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"STUDENTS: Whoa!"
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"the 15 cents it cost to receive it."
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"live-blogged our spelling bee"
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"and friended us on Facebook."
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"I thought you were studying the Lincoln-Douglas debates."
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"You mean the L Man/D Dog flame wars."
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"(groans)"
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"I'm glad you've got such a stimulating substitute,"
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"but I'm worried about Mrs. Krabappel."
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"Oh, no worries."
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"I heard on the four-square court she's doing great."
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"No one even plays four-square anymore."
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"They just gossip."
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"All right."
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"Who can tell me what the Monroe Doctrine was?"
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"Oh, oh!"
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"The policy of President Monroe that America"
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"Are you telling me you memorized that fact"
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"when anyone with a cell phone can find it out in 30 seconds?"
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"I-I..."
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"Yes, you have."
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"What are these?"
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"Those are smiley stickers."
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"Mrs. Krabappel used to put them on our papers"
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"as a reward for good work."
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"Check this out."
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"But this is just nonsense punctuation."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Anybody want to return these caveman kudos"
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"to Mrs. Krabappel?"
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"Uh, sure. It's sort of on my way home."
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"I can check up on the old girl."
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"Make way for the new freshman."
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"Where do I find the books, the booze and the broads?"
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"Hey, Dean, how about a little privacy?"
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"I've got to matriculate."
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"(doorbell rings) Door's broken."
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"Mrs. K, is everything all right?"
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"Sure. (coughs)"
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"Never better."
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"(hacking)"
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"I know, Bart."
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"It's pretty sad to see your teacher fallen so low."
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"(laughing)"
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"Sir, this is a benefit to increase our endowment."
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"we'll all be in the shade."
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"Hey, you're all right."
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"Hey, everyone, dessert's on me."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(laughing)"
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"Thanks for bringing over the smiley stickers, Bart."
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"They really liven the place the up"
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"Mrs. K, you've got to get out of here."
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"When was the last time you washed your hair?"
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"Hmm. Two weeks ago?"
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"Well, that's better than me,"
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"but still, you've got to get out."
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"What's the point?"
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"Out of work, I'm out of money."
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"No man wants me, except Disco Stu."
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"Stu is about more than just disco."
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"I'm also-- ha! --"
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"super Christian!"
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"Okay, look, there's a big football game on tonight,"
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"so we can get this thing over real quick."
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"Show me some of Bart's artwork, give me a little false hope,"
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"and here's a little something to help with his grades."
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"I'm not asking for A's, just incompletes."
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"Bart can definitely be a challenge,"
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"but, yeah, I like challenges, and he..."
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