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Clips from Community (2009) - Contemporary Impressionists (S03E03)

"Look, I can't get behind this marriage thing, either."
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"It was invented back"
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"when "till death" meant "till your first cold.""
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"I mean, life's too long to spend it with someone else."
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"- It's a sucker's game. - It's a mutual cop out."
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"I mean, just nut up and die alone."
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"- Mmm. - Hello."
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"Oh, my God, we're so happy for you!"
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"- You are glowing. - I know, isn't it exciting?"
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"The rehearsal is in two days,"
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"and the wedding is the day after that,"
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"on our anniversary."
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"And I'm sure you all can make it,"
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"because you're already here."
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"You're having your wedding in the study room?"
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"Our church has certain policies"
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"regarding things like second weddings,"
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"and tight jeans and..."
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"Calico cats."
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"Um, Jeff, I was wondering if you would do us the honor"
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"of giving a toast at our wedding?"
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"Good idea!"
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"Jeff has a lot of thoughts about marriage."
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"I would be honored."
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"Shirley, do you need any help with your wedding?"
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"This probably sounds silly,"
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"but every time I see a wedding idea I like,"
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"I put it in a little scrapbook."
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"Oh, that's nice. Ooh."
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"the inspector spacetime wedding episode,"
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"so we know what pitfalls to avoid."
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"Be sure to get a DNA reading of your prospective mate."
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"Inspector spacetime ended up marrying himself as a baby."
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"I think I got this."
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"Everyone just come and..."
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"Relax and behave normally."
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"That's the noise people make when they're offended"
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"in all the movies that Annie rents."
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"We'll try not to embarrass you"
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"at your community college library wedding."
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"- Thank you. - Oh, Shirley,"
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"I managed to set up a meeting with the Dean,"
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"so we can pitch him our sandwich shop idea."
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"I've already registered a website..."
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"It's, uh, h-t-t-p, colon, forward slash, forward slash,"
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"w-w-w, period, members, period,"
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"webplicity custom sites... All one word... period,"
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"- c-o... - Oh, I don't know, Pierce."
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"I'm way too busy for that now with the wedding and everything."
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"Bye-bye, everybody."
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"- I have to practice my walk. - Ooh."
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"Great."
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"Another business venture down the toilet."
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"No problem, I've still got plan "C.""
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the trouser bench."
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"For the man on the go who makes frequent stops."
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"Will somebody please call all the ambulances?"
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"I can't believe Shirley."
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"and be the most normal people in the world."
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"Yeah, I could go as normal man"
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"and you could be my trusty sidekick ordinario."
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"No. That's already weird."
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"We'd be playing into her hand."
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"We should just show up wearing boring gray suits"
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"with gray ties and gray shirts."
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"We could dye our hair gray."
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"And then we could lay down on the sidewalk and be invisible."
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"You know, maybe Shirley's got a point."
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"I have an idea."
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"What if we purged all the weirdness from our systems?"
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"- You mean... - A full 24-hour weird-down"
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"in the dreamatorium."
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"Just you, me, and our imaginations... no restraints."
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"- Crab walk home? - Yeah."
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"Shirley, my ninth-grade English teacher used to say,"
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""there will always be a reason not to follow your dreams.""
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"At the time, he meant I was under the age of consent."
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"But his words still apply."
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"Are you sure your wedding is the reason you're bailing"
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"- on this business with Pierce? - Uh, in the words"
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""you are dippin' and dappin' and don't know what's happenin'.""
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"Fine, we both went to public school."
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"It's just that I don't want to see you slide"
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"- into your old comfort zone. - You don't know that."
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"I am gonna start a business... Soon!"
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"I can't help it if I have floral arrangements to pick"
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"and a DJ to hire..."
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"Shirley, if that really is your excuse,"
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"I will plan your wedding for you!"
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"Ooh-hoo! Thank you."
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"Oh, my good God. Thank you for that."
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"I was serious."
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"Britta, you're not planning my wedding."
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"- What if Annie helps? - Oh, hey, guys."
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"Did someone say "Annie", "help," "wedding,""
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"and something about maybe hydrangeas?"
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"Shirley, you can lie to yourself,"
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"Do not use your second wedding as an excuse to limit yourself."
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"Pierce, come here."
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"- Mmm, I guess. - Sure."
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"I had to shelve the trouser bench anyway."
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"There are still some parts of the prototype"
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"that need to be extracted."
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"Maybe you're misunderstanding?"
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"I mean, from my butt."
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"Excuse me."
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"Meet Shirley,"
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"she's modern, she's urban, she's fun, and she's hungry."
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"You probably notice she's black, but not a stereotype..."
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"- Suburban black. - Is she suburban or urban?"
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"Let's say... Writer's secret, bad pitch..."
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"We're supposed to be preparing a business pitch."
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"What about revenue projections? What are the margins gonna be?"
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"Shirley, Shirley, Shirley,"
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"Shirley, Shirley, Shirley, Shirley."
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"Sweet, innocent Shirley."
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"- What was the question? - Look,"
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"this was Britta's stupid idea."
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"and you'd clearly rather be with Halle Berry in 1999."
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"Pleasure not doing business with you."
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