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Clips from Community (2009) - Contemporary Impressionists (S03E03)

"- you'd have one. - Pierce..."
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"How does it work?"
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"What do you think, Shirley?"
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"Oh!"
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"♪ not too hard..."
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"♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"
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"It's cool that Andre and Shirley are getting married again."
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"We can help too. We just saw"
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"We should show up at this wedding"
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"I'm feeling more normal already."
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"Shirley, do you take this man to be your business partner?"
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"She's half-urban."
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"Her father's a record producer, her mother's a Shirelle."
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"Let me invest in you."
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"These pockets."
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"one of these, this one,"
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"Troy and Abed being normal."
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"I find that hard to believe, Jeff."
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"I can't even pretend to get behind it."
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"I'm gonna tell you the three reasons"
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"Well, then I'm writing this down, hmm?"
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"Hey, man. You don't have to be sarcastic."
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"than your second wedding's rehearsal going smoothly."
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"- and nobody understands why. - Yeah, well, it's all I got."
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"Ah! I know."
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"I probably shouldn't say this,"
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"I'm supposed to be looking like a bride"
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"Give me another."
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"What's with you?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"That's not the point."
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"but "normal" went out the door the day you did."
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"Yah, yah, yah!"
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"And I found nothing, so I had a drink."
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"Nobody stays with anybody forever,"
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"I promise to put your dreams before mine."
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"I mean, look around."
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"Then I promise I will do whatever it takes"
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"- What do you say, baby? - Mmm."
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"Uh, what did you call this? The "Lindbergh lean"?"
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"The bad news is that they made a few calls"
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"- How could you do this, Dean? - I'm sorry!"
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"mmm."
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"Ugh."
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"Hot 'n' brown's coffee really wakes me up"
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"to the fact that its coffee sucks."
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"I miss having a coffee shop."
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"Now where am I going to get my cappuccinos"
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"and Sarah McLachlan CDs?"
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"It wasn't that great. If had this space,"
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"I would have served fresh fruit and sandwiches,"
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"and I would've got rid"
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"of that take-a-penny, leave-a-penny nonsense."
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"If the good lord wanted you to have a penny,"
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"Why do you look like a wealthy murderer?"
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"I look like an entrepreneur."
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"Now that my dad's gone, I'm expanding Hawthorne industries"
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"by investing in new products."
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"- Like... these. - What's that?"
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"It's an automatic security camera"
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"that can tell your friends from intruders."
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"Your guests have arrived."
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"Threat level four."
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"Your guests have arrived."
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"It's not calibrated."
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"Wireless racism. The future of the past is now."
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"Oh, I made that offer the first day I met her."
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"She almost broke my nose."
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"I mean, Shirley's good with food,"
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"you have capital, and Greendale has real estate."
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"What are you talking about, Britta?"
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"I'm talking about the whole reason you came here..."
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"- To start a business. - Hmm."
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"Should I have my people call your people?"
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"I mean, not your people."
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"I could think about it."
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"is Shirley Bennett in the house?"
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"the year was 1991."
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"♪ Ah-ooh..."
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"Andre, what are you doing here?"
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"♪ Boys II men, going on"
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"Spring fling dance."
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"See, that's where I first laid eyes on Shirley Edwards."
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"A vision in hyper color and hammer pants."
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"Baby girl, I have loved you ever since there was a Soviet union"
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"- and only one Damon Wayans. - Oh."
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"Baby, I know I've made mistakes,"
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"but I'm so happy we've made it through."
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"But there's one thing,"
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"something important, that we keep putting off."
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"Oh."
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"Will you, Shirley Bennett,"
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"marry me, Andre Bennett, again?"
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"Yes, yes, again!"
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"Shall I notify authorities?"
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"♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪"
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"♪ Give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ Somebody said we could be here ♪"
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"♪ One by one they all just fade away ♪"
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"There's a whole generation of viewers that didn't get to see the original."
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"Let's hope it's more of a bale than a Kilmer situation."
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"Second weddings are okay, I guess."
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"If I had to rank 'em, uh..."
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"It would go fourth, seventh, second,"
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"fifth, first, third, sixth."
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"- No, wait... first then fifth. - Got it..."
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"Fourth, seventh, second, first, fifth, third, sixth."
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"When's our culture gonna outgrow this wedding thing?"
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"You're anti-wedding, now?"
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"No, she's just pro-anti."
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"No to everything you both said."
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"Weddings are like little girls' tea parties,"
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"except the women are the stuffed animals,"
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"the men are making them talk,"
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"and they're not drinking tea,"
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"they're drinking antiquated gender roles."
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"Somebody tell Britta what an analogy is."
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"I know what it is."
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"Hmm."
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