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Clips from Friends - The One with Two Parts: Part 1 (S01E01)

"And, uh, that's my boy in there."
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"Susan is, um, Carol's..."
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"[MUMBLES]"
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"Who's next?"
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"Like buddies."
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"Like lovers."
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"You know how close women can get."
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"- Susan and I live together. - I was married to her."
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"- Carol. Not me. - It's a little complicated."
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"That's like two births."
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"[MIMICS INTERCOM BUZZING] - To you too, Helen."
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"HELEN [OVER INTERCOM]: Nina Bookbinder is here to see you."
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"Oh. Okay, send her in."
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"You've been postdating your Friday numbers."
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"Which is bad, because?"
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"- Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack. - Ha, ha."
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"Right. Gotcha, gotcha."
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"Won't happen again. I wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your..."
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"...WENUS."
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"It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that..."
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"...she's really, really cute."
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"Ross."
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"Your little creature's got the remote again."
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"You give Rossy the remote..."
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"How did he do this?"
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"...part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?"
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"No, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year's..."
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"...but obviously someone forgot."
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"Well, someone was supposed to write:"
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"I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee."
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"She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries."
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"Score."
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"She is so hot."
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"...you might want to run it by, uh..."
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"- Pheebs? - Yeah?"
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"Why? Why would you want to do that? Why?"
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"So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there."
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"Well, I mean, I'm not my sister's, you know..."
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"...whatever. And, um..."
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"I mean, it's true, we were one egg once."
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"But, you know, we've grown apart, so, um..."
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"I don't know. Why not?"
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"You okay?"
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"Yeah, I'm fine."
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"Do you wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing."
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"You can go. I'll get the information."
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"This will be fun."
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"Mommies, get on your back."
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"- What? - What?"
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"I'm supposed to be the mommy?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna play my sperm card one more time."
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"I don't see why I have to miss out on the coaching training because I'm a woman."
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"I see. So, what do you propose to do?"
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"- I'll flip you for it. - Flip me for it? No, no, no."
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"On your back, Mom."
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"All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath."
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"Good."
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"Now imagine your vagina is opening..."
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"Mr. Dee. How's it going, sir?"
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"Uh, it's been better."
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"- And? - It's pretty ugly."
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"We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the '70s."
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"- So, what does this mean? - We're gonna be laying off people."
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"Listen, I know I came in late last week. I slept funny and my hair was snarly."
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"Not you."
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"Nina..."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Please don't hate me."
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"Okay."
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"Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree & Evelyn?"
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"How bad could it be?"
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"I think we have an answer."
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"What's she doing here?"
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"This could be God's way of telling us to eat at home."
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"She kept bringing swordfish. Are you gonna go?"
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"I'll wait until we order. It's her, right?"
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"So you're here too?"
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"As much as you are."
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"Your turn."
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"- We know what we want. - Oh, that's good."
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"- All we want is two caffe lattes. - And some biscotti cookies."
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"You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?"
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"Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights."
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"Congratulations. I think you found the world's thinnest argument."
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"I'm just trying to find the right moment."
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"Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating."
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""Sweetheart, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work?""
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"Oh. Hi, Mr. Heckles."
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"You're doing it again."
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"My cats can't sleep."
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"You don't even have cats."
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"I could have cats."
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"Goodbye, Mr. Heckles."
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"We'll try to keep it down."
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"Oh, my first birthday present. Oh, this is really..."
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"Okay, it fits."
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"- Are you seeing her again tonight? - Yep, Ice Capades."
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"Wow, this is serious."
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"I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade."
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"I don't know. I like her."
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"Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay."
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"Okay."
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"Well, maybe now I'm not okay with it not being okay."
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"Okay."
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"Knit, good woman. Knit. Knit."
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"And that's the Chrysler Building right there."
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"Cool tie."
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"She's still here."
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"Yes. Yes, she is."
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"See, after I let her go, uh, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen..."
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"...Dr. Flanan, Dr. Flan."
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"And, uh, he informed me that she took the news rather badly."
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"In fact, he, uh, mentioned the word "frenzy.""
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"You're kidding. She seems so..."
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"Oh, no, no. Nina? She's:"
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"In fact, if you asked her now..."
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"That's unbelievable."
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