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Clips from Friends - The One with Two Parts: Part 1 (S01E01)

"And yet believable."
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"...until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others."
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"I see. Hmm. You never really know what's going on inside a person's head."
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"Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir."
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"And that's having a baby."
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"Next week is our final class."
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"Susan, go deep."
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"CAROL: It's impossible. It's just impossible."
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"What is, honey?"
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"What that woman..."
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"- It'll just stay in. Ha, ha. - Carol, honey. Shh."
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"No one's saying to you, "Hi, is that your nostril?"
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"Mind if we push this pot roast through it?""
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"Carol, sweetie."
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"Cleansing breath."
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"I know it's frightening. But big picture:"
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"The birth part is just one day..."
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"SUSAN: I mean, that's what this is all about, right?"
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"Ross?"
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"I'm gonna be a father."
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"- This is just occurring to you? - I always knew I was having a baby."
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"I just never realized the baby was having me."
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"How could you say that?"
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"You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying..."
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"...that monkeys and babies are actually different."
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"With?"
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"Yet?"
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"Well, not that it's any of your business..."
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"You meant sex, right?"
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"- Do you have a sec? - Uh, sure, Nina. What's up?"
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"...and giving me these really strange looks."
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"Oh, well, uh, maybe that's because..."
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"...they're, uh, jealous of us."
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"Oh, you don't know."
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"Helen, make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinder's raise."
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"- Well, I ended up telling her everything. - Ooh. How'd she take it?"
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"Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing."
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"...never, ever leave your hand on the desk."
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"[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
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"Can we turn this off? Can we make them go away?"
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"- Okay, Pheebs, they're gone. - Okay."
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"- Are you all right? - Yeah."
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"It's just, you know, this whole stupid Ursula thing."
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"Okay, Pheebs, can I ask?"
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"So he's going out with her. Is it really so terrible?"
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"Um, yeah."
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"...who was like..."
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"- No. - No."
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"Well, but that's what he was for me."
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"...and then broke his heart."
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"And then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore."
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"He didn't want to be around anything that looked like either one of us."
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"...or anything, but..."
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"- You won't lose him. - You gotta talk to Joey."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"Come on. He doesn't know this stuff. If he knew how you felt..."
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"He's falling in love with her."
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"Oh, please. They've been going out a week."
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"They haven't even slept together yet. I mean, that's not serious."
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"Oh. Okay. Oh."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, um, may we help you?"
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"No, no, no."
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"You wanted me to take them down..."
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"...so I'm taking them down, okay?"
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"[RACHEL YELLS]"
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"Rachel!"
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"Mr. Heckles, could you help me, please?"
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"If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now."
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"- The woman who cuts my hair. JOEY: No."
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"Look, this could be a really long game."
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"So, twins. Ha."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"Would it be okay if I asked out your sister?"
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"Cool. Thanks."
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"And, coaches, you should be supporting Mommy's head."
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"Heads, heads, heads."
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"Look, you're cold, I have to pee, and there's coffee."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"We're not doing anything."
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"Oh. Sure. Yeah."
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"[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]"
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"...she'd have no recollection of being fired at all."
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"TEACHER: Lights, please."
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"- Everything will be all right. - What do you know?"
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"All right, can I just ask you one question?"
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"I don't know. For the past couple days, people have been avoiding me..."
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"I mean, I'm not saying she's evil or anything."
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"...so she threw it under the bus."
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"I mean, I know Joey's not my boyfriend or my Thermos..."
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"Okay."
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"See, this is just the kind of thing I was talking about."
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"It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink."
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"- Great. - Relax. I'll fix it."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Uh, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, uh..."
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"I'll get it."
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"So I decided not to fire her again..."
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"I am not doing that. Heh."
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"- Um, Liam Neeson. - No."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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"Riff's. Yeah, I know."
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"- Susan is Carol's friend. - Life partner."
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"Marcel."
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"Oh, good."
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"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
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"They're twins."
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"No. It might have been at first..."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, Pheebs."
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"CHANDLER: Hi. - Hi."
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"Excuse me?"
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"So tell me, is leaving the Christmas lights up..."
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"Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me."
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"Oh, you're gonna be great."
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"I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out..."
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"...even though I did it later that same day."
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"WENUS. Ahem."
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"- Hi, Nina. Come on in. - You wanted to see me?"
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