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Clips from Scrubs - My Fifteen Minutes (S01E01)

"One of the best things about friendship with Turk"
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"that's a two-and-a-half mile walk away from the hospital."
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"No skin! We all win!"
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"Let's get outta here before we end up on the news."
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"Are you gentlemen visiting the club?"
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"No, we're protesting."
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"Call an ambulance!"
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"every doctor here at Sacred Heart is a hero."
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"Does that mean I'm a hero? I don't know."
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"Dr Dorian! Dr Turk!"
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"How low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?"
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"Damn you, sir."
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"the next you're obsessing about evaluations."
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"that my grandmother, who can do a 1,000-piece puzzle in an hour,"
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"Somehow I doubt it."
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"It could happen."
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"- Let's wait. - Cool."
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"so I'm gonna take a rain check on your report card"
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"You didn't even fill out my name."
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"- So what are we doing tonight? - Go out to dinner, I guess."
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"- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"Thanks for the ride."
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"The only way he could be your son was if you had him when you were 15."
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"14."
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"I was close."
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"I don't know whether to be easy or hard on myself..."
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"Didn't her daddy sell the coalmine?"
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"Yeah, I've got something to say to Dr Cox."
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"I'm gonna give you a physical you ain't never gonna forget."
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"I'm gonna probe ya, cos I'm The Intern."
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"She's married to the soundman."
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"I'm so sorry. And I love ZZ Top."
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"I'm not looking forward to this."
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"being a young black doctor in an inner city hospital?"
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"Listen, let me tell you what happened."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"I thought it would take longer so the marching band won't be here until later."
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"Yeah."
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"It's your call."
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"Is this an uncomfortable moment that'll change our friendship?"
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"I just wish this was over."
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"Why do you think I wanna be a part of this?"
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"But you do love Sanford And Son."
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"Twice?"
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"- I'm serious. - Relax, Newbie."
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"It's just an evaluation, it should be easy."
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"If it's that easy, it won't take you long to do it."
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"Great! Here it is."
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"- You get off, like, six-ish, or...? - Danger."
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"Of course I'm gonna have to see her again."
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"So this is the part where it's my fault?"
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"- Why am I talking to you? - What?!"
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"I'm sorry about the poster. It was racially insensitive."
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"- I love you, man. - Hit me one."
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"Sure, it hurt. But you know what? I'm not gonna wallow in self pity."
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"and head wherever the night takes me."
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"lf, by magic, it should happen to reappear, I won't ask any questions."
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"Yeah."
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"Dr Kelso, about these posters... They're making me uncomfortable."
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"I can live with that. Or I can sue you."
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"I can use your image, your name,"
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"It'll cost $12.95. When you pull the string, it says:"
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"since Dr Turk will be driving your Beamer home to his place."
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"God, that felt good."
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"Who's the man?"
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"Right, man."
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"You did it cos I don't fit in with you and your friend."
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"Why so sad, Marshmallow?"
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"I'm cool with that."
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"I'm not gonna say that. You're OK."
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"that he has no real belief in himself."
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"I mean, did you even wonder why I told you to do your own evaluation?"
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"I wanted you to think about yourself."
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"not so I could see it, or anybody else, but so that you could see it."
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"Ultimately, you don't have to answer to me, or to Kelso,"
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"Get the hell outta my sight."
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"You, honest to God, get me so angry I'm afraid I might hurt myself."
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"So what are you? One of the male nurses?"
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"- Oh, man. You hardcore, man. - Hell, yeah!"
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"Darryl's gonna be fine but I'm worried about you."
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"It's funny how our perceptions can be so off."
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"Anytime."
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"Of course, in my case, I knew exactly where I stood."
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"I would like to make special mention of one intern here,"
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"But he's definitely somebody you don't want to lose."
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"You all get paid too much for doing nothing."
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"Oh, good, Newbie. You found a specialty."
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"No, I just dropped my pen."
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"What? Your window cleaner?"
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"is challenging each other to try new things."
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"I can't believe we're going to a strip club."
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"I don't think about it that way. It's a place to buy a burger"
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"So what's that in your pocket?"
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"This is... It's $38 in singles."
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"I bought a newspaper and this is the change from my 40."
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"Well, maybe I'm biased, but to me,"
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"There's my dynamic duo!"
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"Holy inferiority complex, Batman!"
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"It could be worse, Robin. You could be Alfred the butler."
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"Life in a hospital moves fast. One second you're a hero,"
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"- Who cares? It's only a grade. - Really? What did you get?"
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"- A proud day for women everywhere. - Why are you worried?"
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"With the hero thing, whoever evaluates you will give you a gold star."
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"even if she goes go back in time to when her vision was perfect."
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"Before you deny you like looking at strange naked women again,"
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"The movie titles do come up on the bill."
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"I'm sticking with ''we were protesting.'' JD?"
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"Outraged and disgusted."
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"Who hasn't bought us drinks yet?"
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"- Don't wait up for me tonight. - OK."
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"Do you wanna get drunk and beg me for sex now"
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"or wait till two o'clock tonight?"
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"You know, I'm off tonight. What are you doing, Carla?"
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"Just having dinner with a friend."
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"She's not gonna get the invite."
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"Just hold your breath until it's over."
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"You could take Elliot with you."
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"Great. I can't wait."
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"Have a good time tonight."
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"Lose something?"
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