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Clips from Scrubs - My Fifteen Minutes (S01E01)

"No, why? Did you take something?"
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"- No. - What'd you take?"
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"Nothing."
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"What'd you take?"
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"It's in the J family."
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"But if you get in trouble, just ask the nurses for help."
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"well, let's just say, when I started, I had hair."
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"And a wife and family."
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"The point is, I'll never get a raise"
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"without support of senior staff like yourself."
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"- Can't do it. - Well, you did what you could."
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"Dr Dorian, how are you?"
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"Listen, all the publicity you and your friend have been getting,"
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"it would be silly not to milk it a little bit."
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"Anything for the hospital."
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"Dinner! Where are we gonna eat?"
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"Be honest... Does this look hip enough?"
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"Since when are khakis, a pink shirt and a neckerchief not hip?"
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"- I'm gonna get out of here. - OK."
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"- Someone's a cradle-robber. - Darryl's my son."
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"I can't evaluate myself."
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"I'd describe you as ''I'm on my lunch.''"
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"Can't you see I'm watching my stories?"
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"I can't, honey, Parker wants me to assist."
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"No, I just came in through the couch door. Move."
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"You said you were too busy to do my evaluation."
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"I am."
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"We're almost ready. Anything you wanna say before we get started?"
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"I'm gonna give you the best damn evaluation that you ever did see."
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"Nothing. OK, I'll be right back."
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"She is tasty. Watch me work a cat and mouse game with her."
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"That thing clipped to your collar, that's a microphone."
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"OK, we're rolling. So, how's my cameraman doing?"
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"Good enough that he asked me for mouth-to-mouth again."
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"That's as high as it goes."
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"- I finished my evaluation. - Great."
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"Enjoy. I think you'll find it's a good read."
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"Hey, Newbie. This thing actually does matter,"
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"so were you completely honest with yourself?"
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"Now you can have this thing back any time you want."
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"You're gonna have to bark like a dog, though."
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"I'm not gonna bark like..."
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"Good boy."
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"No, no. You're going to like it."
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"Good, cos I need some good news, man."
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"Can you believe that news lady? ''What's it like to be a black doctor?''"
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"Roll 'em up"
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"Kelso said it would make us role models. I just assumed..."
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"Everybody assumes that I'm a good athlete,"
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"or that I grew up poor, or that I love Sanford and Son."
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"because I'm a great doctor, great. I will sign on the dotted line."
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"But that's not what this is about."
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"All my life I've been singled out because I'm black."
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"- I didn't enter the contest! - Smile for the picture."
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"- Remember our college brochure? - They put you on the cover."
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"It's different this time, now it's both of us."
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"You can still see my hand on your shoulder."
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"This is unfair. You're supposed to do my evaluation."
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"Buddy boy?"
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"All right, don't worry about it, Newbie. I'll evaluate the hell right out of you."
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"- When? - The second I get off work."
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"No. I know the layout to the air-duct system like the back of my hand."
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"Turk, if you could have seen the look on her face..."
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"Keep doing what you're doing. Eventually, she'll quit and move."
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"You're such a guy."
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"You can't understand something this deep on any real emotional level."
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"I should've been aware of your feelings."
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"You've been nothing but a friend to me."
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"Keep it real."
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"Right after work, I'm gonna go downtown and just tear it up."
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"What's that, now?"
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"Thanks so much!"
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"Taxi!"
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"Hey, baby, how much?"
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"Get me the hell outta here. Hurry!"
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"I'm gonna leave the cart in the closet and leave the closet unlocked."
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"I don't even know what ''it'' is."
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"Then why take it?"
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"Well, here's what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna leave them up."
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"- Isn't that right, Ted? - Definitely, sir."
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"You'd certainly be vulnerable from a legal standpoint."
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"That lawsuit would be over so quickly, bring cab fare to the courthouse,"
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"Hippie."
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"- Is it me? - Damn right it's you."
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"No, there's not."
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"- Are we done? - I'm really sorry."
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"I only did it because I hadn't seen Patricia in a long time."
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"It's no surprise. It's not like I've ever fit in anywhere."
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"Carla, your friend Patricia's here. There's a problem with her son."
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"Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm."
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"Dr Cox?"
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"It's time. Sit down."
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"That you're raising the bar for interns everywhere?"
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"a guy worried about what everybody thinks of him"
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"I can't think of a safe answer, I just..."
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"What are you good at? What do you suck at? I wanted it down on paper,"
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"you don't even have to answer to your patients, for God's sake."
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"You only have to answer to one guy, Newbie, and that's you!"
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"There..."
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"Actually, I'm a surgeon. I'm doing this as a favour for Carla."
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"Slummin' a little, God bless her heart."
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"This is a knife cut, huh?"
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"See this right here? Pinched it in a door. Two stitches."
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"- Elliot, thank you. - There you are."
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"Elliot, you're coming, right?"
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"Thanks."
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"Like when you're searching for a place to fit in"
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"and you don't realise you've been there the whole time."
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"John Dorian."
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"Smart kid, extremely competent, and his enthusiasm"
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"If you have any questions... I could give a crap, I'm goin' home."
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"No. Ammonia."
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"Why?"
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"Now that's just bad luck."
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"< French TeAm > www.V2.Frigorifix.com"
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"I'm worried about the kids."
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"- No pulse. - Starting CPR."
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"Coming to you live as two young doctors are trying to resuscitate my cameraman."
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"A-plus. I turned on the waterworks and the resident changed it to A-plus-plus."
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