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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Phil's Phaves (S02E02)

"The baby's coming out!"
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"Eddie, stop pretending to be pregnant."
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"Oh, my God. Louis did it."
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"I accidentally went in a store"
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"Before we touch the computer,"
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"I just did a search for Cattleman's Ranch."
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"Just type in a word, or lycos it,"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Dad's got a..."
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"That's a Chinese "f.""
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"S02E13 Phil's Phaves"
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"Well, dad, maybe if you applied yourself,"
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"Why don't the dancing babies like our restaurant?"
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"As in boring? Repetitive? Dull?"
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"like a newspaper or shopping bag."
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"Evan, write the Internet."
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"Like the real Cattlemen of the old west,"
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"No more computer for today!"
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""Liquid swords" might be the best solo Wu-Tang album ever."
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"You think it's better than ODB's solo album?"
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"Good morning, students."
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"See you, Reba."
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"I hate to see him go, but I love to watch his butt."
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"Are you still on the computer?"
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"You wouldn't be able to tell"
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"Have you checked your e-mail to see if they wrote back?"
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"Mail? At this time of night?"
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"He's coming back to the restaurant on Wednesday."
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"Okay, this is our shot at redemption."
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"Even if it means replacing every "c" with a backward "k.""
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"Hello?"
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"Hello. Who's this?"
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"Hello? Is someone on the phone?"
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"Yeah."
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"For the next 90 minutes,"
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"Look at these fun hens"
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"googly eyes on the toothpick dispenser..."
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"Uh, Mitch? Yeah?"
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"Your new comically small hat isn't askew enough."
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"That angle is not jaunty."
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"Down here."
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"it is a relief to find out it's you,"
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"_"
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"Do I have to seat myself?"
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"- No, thank you. - Okay."
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"Let me get you some fresh points."
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"No, those are fine!"
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"Did you see the sunglasses on the hens?"
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"I made you something."
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"All right, now to turn our attention"
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"Namely..."
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"No. Oysters."
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"Eddie, you're with Reba."
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"Hi, Eddie. This is gonna be fun."
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"For who?"
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"I'll fill out your dissection journal for you."
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"from our years working at Mother Jones."
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"No yiddish in front of the goyim."
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"Please take down your website!"
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"I can't do that. It's called integrity, madam."
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"It's a girl!"
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"Don't worry. It's not her."
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"I got your mixtape, and I love you, too!"
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"Reba? Egg-salad Reba?"
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"and you don't know how to get out."
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"I don't understand. How did Phillip update it?"
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"Taking his mouse doesn't make his website disappear."
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"But he has no way to control the little hand."
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"Evan, I'm extending your bedtime."
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"We rate Phillip."
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"Personality... "f.""
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"Mm."
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"This is like teasing someone"
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"It's like we're..."
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"E-vigilantes,"
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"Alison would think I had a honey on the side."
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"if you just call Alison."
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"I need to look my woman in the eye like a snake charmer."
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"I'm a genius!"
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"I got all the lamest CDs from my dad's collection..."
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"Weird choices for a mixtape."
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"Hot Chris? He's hot."
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"He did this Forrest Gump impression the other day."
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"Well, I better get going."
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"He'll show."
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"Through the kitchen."
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"In keeping with your barn theme, the door was open."
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"It's a ranch!"
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"I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"But who knows?"
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"Obviously you don't understand how magic works."
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"He just carries those around?"
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"Hey, Reba,"
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"I guess there's no way of knowing..."
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"Thank you for coming to this emergency parent meeting."
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"Unfortunately, there's a new threat"
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"My name is Phillip Goldstein."
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"on my Internet website."
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"That makes me love him even more."
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"That makes me want to kill whoever's hurting him."
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"The Orlando Police Department takes every threat seriously."
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"With Peter's help, we will track down"
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"He bought it! He bought the computer!"
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"Wait. Are you saying you're the compu-teasers?"
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"He said Cattleman's Ranch was dull."
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"I am fun. I am fun, damn it!"
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"Eddie, just talk to her."
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"Look, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you."
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"That's who I am."
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"Hello?"
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"Kid can make a mixtape."
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"Well, the good thing about computers is they last forever."
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"It's... it's a big one!"
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"I'm an Uncle!"
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"He's raising his own veal."
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"Nope."
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"that looked like it sold ice cream"
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"and got us our first family Internet computer!"
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"Is it better than my brother-in-law's?"
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"It is better than your brother-in-law's."
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