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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Phil's Phaves (S02E02)

"Do a search for biggie lyrics."
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"No, look up where rainbows end."
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"Hold on."
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"we need to take this course first."
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"It's called "Mavis Beacon's introduction...""
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"How did you do that?"
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"and if it's anywhere on the Internet, it'll come up."
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"Oh, look, we're mentioned"
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"on a restaurant-review site called Phil's Phaves!"
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"It's a beautiful design."
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"I don't understand."
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"How could Cattleman's get a B-minus?"
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"your grades would be higher."
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"According to the review,"
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"this Phil guy thought the food was okay,"
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"but the ambiance was a bit dull."
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"That's impossible."
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"At least it's only on the Internet."
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"It's not somewhere important"
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"I mean, how many people could've seen it?"
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"According to the counter, 149."
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"What?!"
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"Our reputation is at stake."
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"Tell them to take that grade down!"
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"It's not that easy,"
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"but there is a button to contact the webmaster."
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"- Yes. Do that. - Okay."
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"we need to defend our restaurant against enemy attack."
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"According to this,"
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"most Cattlemen were killed by poor sanitation."
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"Well, better than the clean for sure, not the dirty."
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"The longer you wait, the faster I have to drive,"
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"and you know that we don't have seatbelts!"
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"I wish I could keep rapping with you, girl."
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"Why don't you give me a call?"
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"On the phone?"
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"Of course, silly."
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"My number's easy to remember."
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"I figured it out one day."
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"Hi, Reba."
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"I told a joke during morning announcements"
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"Did you hear it?"
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"Reba!"
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"Just announce that P.E. Is indoors today!"
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"Sorry. I missed it."
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"I like that you went there, though."
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"Um, is that my face on your trapper keeper?"
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"Yep."
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"I call next."
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"Ri-i-ight."
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"I want to work on my keyboarding."
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"this stain on our reputation."
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"Luckily, it's holding steady at 149."
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"unless you hit the refresh button."
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"Refresh button?"
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"It went up to 154!"
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"Oh, what if one of my enemies saw it?"
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"Or Pete Sampras?"
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"Well, of course it's a white guy."
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"Phil wrote back."
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"He says he'll give us another chance."
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"We need to make sure Cattleman's Ranch"
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"is funner than it's ever been..."
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"Four..."
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"Dad?"
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"Sweetie?"
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"This is Gary Olsen."
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"Gary Olsen?"
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"That was a disaster."
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"I know. I was listening."
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"I hate talking on the phone."
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"She can't see me, and I'm like 80% body language."
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"She doesn't know if I'm like, "what's happening?""
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"Or if I'm like, "what's happening?""
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"I'm gonna make her a dope-ass mixtape!"
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"It'll do the talking for me!"
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"Yo, girl."
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"What's up, physics?"
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"I'm gonna make you an audio love nest,"
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"'cause, girl, if you're feeling this..."
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"just sitting here, sunglasses on, ready for the beach."
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"No way Phil can call us dull."
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"Jauntier."
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"Jauntier."
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"Jaunty."
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"Hey, hey."
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"I have a reservation."
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"Phillip Goldstein,"
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"at the Beastie Boys concert."
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"I sleep well at night, if that's your next question."
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"Of course you sleep well. You're a child!"
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"and concise, like a man's."
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"Well, whatever our differences,"
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"just like you're finding out that this is our restaurant."
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"So you can gahead and change your review."
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"Why would I do that?"
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"but I do understand good service."
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"Are you enjoying your "khikken" nuggets?"
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"We changed all the c's to k's."
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"It's just a little fun thing we do."
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"Oh, I thought that was a typo."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"He's just gonna give us a bad review anyway."
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"I would never let our personal history color my review."
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"Oh. Mm."
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"I didn't, because your staff was surrounding me"
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"at every moment... refilling my mug, taking my crayons."
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"It was a nightmare!"
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"Nuggets were good, though."
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"And that's why I say that Marky Mark"
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"is the nucleus of the funky bunch."
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"Huh?"
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"You did? What is it?"
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"After class."
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"from the subatomic world to the state-mandated,"
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"Rocks?"
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"Unfortunately, it wasn't until I got to the supermarket"
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"that I realized how expensive these suckers are,"
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"so we're gonna have to pair off two to an oyster."
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