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Clips from Seinfeld - The Hot Tub (S07E07)

"Alarm clocks? No, I never use them. Don't trust them."
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"- What do you do? - I have a mental alarm."
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"I set my head for quarter to 7..."
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"...and... I get up."
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"- It always works? - It never fails."
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"See, it's based on your body clock."
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"Your body has an internal mechanism. It knows what time it is."
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"- What's with the bucket? - Lomez, he sold me his hot tub."
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"I just gotta fill it."
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"You put a hot tub in your living room?"
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"It's a beauty. It's got these high-volume accusage jets..."
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"...oscillating and pulsating, soothing your every aching muscle."
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"That water's gonna get over 120 degrees."
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"- Is that tolerable? - Oh, it's tolerable."
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"Isn't that the same temperature of the coffee that scalded you?"
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"I think it's a little cooler than that."
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"He doesn't have any running water?"
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"I don't ask those kind of questions anymore."
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"Jerry, this is Jean-Paul."
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"- Hi, Jean-Paul, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"- Sorry about the Olympics. - Me too."
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"Listen, I'm gonna go call work, see if I can get my deadline extended."
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"Catalogue-writer's block?"
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"Yeah, that's funny."
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"The snooze alarm, wasn't it?"
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"Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze."
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"It was the volume."
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"- Oh, the volume. - Yes, the volume."
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"There was a separate knob for the radio alarm."
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"- Oh, separate knob. - Yeah, separate knob."
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"Why separate knob! Why separate knob!"
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"Some people like to have the alarm a little louder than the radio."
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"It's not gonna happen again. Not if I have anything to say about it."
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"Elaine, what's the alarm clock situation at your house?"
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"I've got an alarm, okay?"
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"That old one? Didn't I miss a flight to Cleveland because of that clock?"
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"- Flight to Cleveland? - It works."
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"- Elaine. - It works."
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"Tennille!"
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"Come on."
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"...I think you may be taking work too seriously."
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"Well, I've got a lot to do."
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"George, I'll tell you what I'd like you to do."
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"There are some reps in from the Houston Astros..."
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"...for talks on that Interleague Play..."
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"...and I want you to show them a good time."
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"Hey. Sorry I'm late."
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"What? What is the problem?"
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"You said you were gonna be here a certain time..."
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"...and you weren't."
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"And this all means what?"
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"It means that a man has come from very far away..."
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"...to compete in a very difficult race..."
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"...put his faith in you, and I'm a little concerned."
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"- Oh, are you? - Yes, I am."
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"Hey, I'm not running in the marathon, he is."
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"- Yeah, I know that. - Yeah."
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"I've got enough to think about trying to come up with..."
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"...some crap for that Himalayan walking shoe."
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"...but I'm not gonna turn my life completely upside down."
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"I'm not talking about upside down, I'm talking about waking him up."
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"Hey, Jean-Paul."
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"Jean-Paul, how was your soak? A good soak?"
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"Oh, man, very good soak. The soak of the year."
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"What's burning?"
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"My muffin."
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"- What happened? - I don't know."
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"I set this thing for 20 seconds."
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"This was for two minutes, see?"
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"Don't say anything."
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"Don't say anything."
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"You mis-set the timer?"
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"Jean-Paul, it's not my microwave, okay? Okay?"
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"All right, listen, let's just go. Come on, Jean-Paul."
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"- Let's go. - Okay."
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"- We'll see you at the race, okay? - Yeah, I hope so."
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"Oh, that's cute."
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"Kramer, I'm telling you, Elaine doesn't know what she's doing."
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"I gotta take over this whole operation."
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"Jerry, look how tense you are."
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"You need to take a soak."
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"I'm not taking a soak..."
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"I'm telling you, it's great. I opened up all the windows."
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"The air is cold, the tub is boiling hot."
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"It's like Sweden, man."
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"Sweden."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Till this bastard over here says:"
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"Well, we're certainly glad that you could make it."
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"We've been talking to a friendly son of bitch in the front office."
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"- Wilhelm, I think his name is. - Oh, yeah, yeah, Mr. Wilhelm."
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"He told us George Costanza's gonna be taking us bastards out on the town."
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"Let's get that bastard to bring us another round, huh?"
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"Well, maybe not as much as this bastard."
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"I can hold my own."
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"Concerned that tomorrow is perhaps the biggest race of your entire career..."
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"- What are you saying? - I'm saying, get the hell out of there!"
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"Let me put you in a hotel. You'll be comfortable."
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"...you'll have a wake-up call, Jean-Paul."
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"- A wake-up call. - Wake-up call?"
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"These people never fail."
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"They sit in a room with a big clock all night long..."
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"...just waiting to make that call."
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"No, I will stay with Elaine, it would be rude."
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"Hey, you bastards."
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"You know, everyone's a bastard or a son of a bitch."
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"Yeah, it's like, Boy, that son of a bitch Boggs can really hit."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Hey."
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"- How many sweaters you got on? - Four."
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"Could I have a cup of tea, boiling hot?"
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"What's going on?"
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"I fell asleep in the hot tub, and the heat pump broke."
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"Water went down to 58 degrees."
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"Your core temperature?"
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"- Hello? - Is that you, George?"
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"Yeah, it's me. Is this Clayton?"
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"What are they doing letting you on an airplane?"
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"Don't they know that's against FAA regulation?"
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"Listen, I want you to send those agreements the minute you land."
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