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Clips from Seinfeld - The Hot Tub (S07E07)

"Our boys can't wait to kick your butts."
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"When's that bastard coming to Houston?"
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"Hey, you tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever coming to Houston."
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"Not as long as you bastards are running things."
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"Speak up, George, I can't hear you."
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"You tell that son of a bitch..."
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"Not as long as you bastards are running things."
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"- George! Get ahold of yourself. - Mr. Wilhelm."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"It was a cold winter's night in Timbuktu."
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"This stinks."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"- I'm a friend of Elaine's. - Oh, hi."
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"Oh, look at that cute little bastard."
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"You are mommy's little bastard, aren't you?"
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"What are you doing harassing my tenants?"
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"Oh, come on, you son of a bitch, I'm just trying to be friendly."
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"Man, I got a race tomorrow."
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"- It's like a furnace in here. - What the hell is going on?"
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"I turned up the heat."
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"Turn up the heat in your own apartment."
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"I'm freezing."
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"I just need to get my hot tub running."
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"I'm waiting for my new heat pump."
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"Well, what's in this giant box out in the hall?"
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"- Oh, that must be it. - It's huge."
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"Yeah, I got the biggest one they had. Yeah, it's industrial strength."
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"Sixteen thousand Btu's."
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"Hello."
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"Yeah, I can be there in 10 minutes."
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"You can count on me."
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"Very lucky to find this hotel, Jean-Paul."
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"Man, I just want to get some sleep."
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"All right. Let's check out the clock."
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"Notch good."
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"6:50."
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"Volume check."
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"What kind of music you wanna wake up to?"
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"- Top 40, Classical? - Man, whatever."
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"- How about adult contemporary? - Fine, adult contemporary."
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"- Just pick one. - All right."
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"We're going with adult contempo."
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"Now the fail-safe."
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"The wake-up guy."
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"Yes, yes, the wake-up guy."
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"- Front desk. - Yes, this is room 419."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Four-one-niner."
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"Yes, I got it, sir. You only had to say it once."
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"Every wak e-up call I mak e is important."
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"You're no more important than any of our guests."
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"Well, I don't want to get into a thing with you here, but..."
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"- Are you through? - Yeah, I am, but I just..."
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"What is it?"
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"I think I offended the wake-up guy."
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"- No, no. - No, no, I did."
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"- I think he's got it in for me. - He doesn't have it in for you."
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"- What if he doesn't call out of spite? - It is his job."
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"I'm not comfortable."
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"For God's sake."
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"Jean-Paul?"
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"Hey, Jean-Paul?"
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"Jean-Paul?"
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"Jerry, Jerry, Jean-Paul is missing. He's alone in the city. Call me back."
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"- Judy, hi, listen... - You have got some nerve, Elaine."
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"Oh, I didn't tell anyone."
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"Well, your friend certainly seemed to know all about it."
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"I feel much better here at my home base, Jean-Paul."
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"It's a controlled environment."
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"It's a marathon, you know? Twenty-six miles."
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"I need to get some sleep."
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"Hey, believe me, if I had been with you there in Barcelona..."
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"...you'd be polishing that medal right now."
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"I left a comfortable hotel bed for this."
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"That wake-up guy was trouble."
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"We're cranking along pretty good. We're almost up to 80 degrees."
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"Listen, do me a favour, set your mental alarm for 6:30 and give me a call."
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"Okay."
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"Done."
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"I trust Elaine, she is my friend."
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"I trust Elaine, she is my friend."
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"Frankly, I'm a little concerned."
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"I'm exhausted."
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"The faces, so cold."
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"Fatherless."
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"A bastard child, perhaps."
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"My back aches."
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"My heart aches, but my feet..."
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"My feet are resilient."
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"Thank God I took off my heels and put on my..."
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"...Himalayan walking shoes!"
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"Jean-Paul, the electricity went out! Wake up, wake up, we've gotta go!"
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"- It's 8:47! - 8:47?"
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"Come on. Just put your clothes on. You'll get dressed in the car."
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"Idiot, I trusted you!"
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"Kramer, what happened? The electricity went out."
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"Yeah, the heat pump blew all the fuses."
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"- Hey, hold it. - I'm late, man. I'm in the race."
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"- Go ahead. - Thank you, Jerry."
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"You're a wonderful driver. Fantastic route, man."
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"All right, go. It's a race. Come on."
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"Word has it you've been cracking under the pressure."
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"Can't cope, can't stand the heat. Spit the bit."
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"We all get a little cuckoo. I used to be like you."
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"Berating personnel, calling managers on the field during a game."
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"Then I found a way to relax."
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"I've got two words to say to you, George."
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"I'm telling you, I never told anyone about that baby."
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"I never even went near your building."
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"- Then how did she find out, Jerry? - You should check with the rabbi."
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"Oh, there's some runners. Here they come."
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"- He's leading! Go, Jean-Paul! - Yeah!"
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"Come on!"
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"- One mile to go, Jean-Paul. - Go, Jean-Paul!"
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"How are you enjoying it, George? Melts that tension away, doesn't it?"
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"You gotta get that jet on the good spot."
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"Yes, that feels good. Yes, that's real good."
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"Yeah, that's where I keep all my tension."
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"Right under that chicken bone."
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"I get my wife to stick her thumb right in there like a screwdriver."
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