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Clips from Arrested Development - Spring Breakout (S02E02)

"Okay, that seems as good a place as any to end the meeting."
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"No, I'm not doing another intervention with her."
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"Last time, I felt terrible for a week."
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"One year earlier, the family had tried an intervention."
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"- You're pouring a drink? What are you doing? - What if she's mad?"
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"Do we have anything single malt?"
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"- We think you have a "prollen." - You're a mesh."
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"Well, maybe an intervention is the wrong approach."
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"Where were you, by the way? I could've used your help with Mom."
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"I believe I told you I was gonna be out for the holidays. It's spring break."
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"by that jerk Phillip Litt, who put my one magic show flub on his DVD."
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"Gob had performed a magic act at an earlier spring break..."
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"Girls with Low Self-Esteem."
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"Or two flubs or whatever."
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"There were seven flubs..."
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"You're getting all this, right?"
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"Well, at least the Orange County Register didn't say of your performance..."
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""If this is who George Sr. Is, let's hope he remains missing.""
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"of wearing cutoffs while portraying me."
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"In fact, Mr. Attell was portraying..."
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"Tobias's actual never-nude affliction..."
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"but this perplexed the Scandalmakers audience..."
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"due to the unfocused nature of the narrator's explanation."
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"They were laughing at me. Me!"
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"Those tapes are awful. Women tricked into taking their tops off."
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"- You call that dialogue? - Hey, I didn't write it."
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"No, but you're gonna fix it. It's a spring break movie. Find out what they sound like."
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"Oh, yeah, right. Do you really think I look college-aged?"
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"Oh, Mort, you're gonna be so easy to blackmail. Hint."
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"This pig Phillip Litt is out there asking girls to take their tops off."
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"- It's an outrage. - Well, of course you feel that way. You're jealous."
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"You're a surfboard. But I do agree he is a pig."
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"Hey! What the hell was that for?"
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"Can we stop worrying about girls with low self-esteem..."
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"and start focusing on sobering up the woman who gave us ours?"
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"- What do you think about rehab? - She won't go willingly. I can tell you that."
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"May I make a suggestion? Get implants. Really."
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"- Did I win the prize? - You won the prize."
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"I won the prize! I won the prize! For what?"
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"We were gonna give one employee a week at the spa."
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""What about Mom? She's elegant. She deserves it.""
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"I'm so embarrassed about that. I don't think I was supposed to drink with my medication."
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"Actually, it wasn't even her medication."
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"His only remaining pair of pants blew apart the other day."
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"I was thinking that I would go with you for the week."
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"Have a great trip."
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"But it wouldn't turn out to be a great trip at all."
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"As Michael's mother was being held against her will..."
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"George Sr. Was about to be confronted with a similar problem."
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"Kitty. How'd you find me?"
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"I thought you were dead until I saw Scandalmakers!"
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"They got so much wrong. But something about your son-in-law's comment..."
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""Perhaps an attic shall I seek," had the ring of truth to it."
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"- You abandoned me in Mexico! - Kitty, honey, l-I know you're mad."
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"No, I can't. I ca- I have a life here."
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"There are people who- who depend on me."
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"Fine. But I can't make any promises..."
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"about what happens to that cooler of evidence I have."
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"If I could just have a moment to say good-bye."
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"Maeby was hoping to find some witty banter..."
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"with which to authenticate her feature film."
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"What other words would you use to describe me?"
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"- Um, she's 15, and she's my cousin. - So?"
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"So you can't touch your cousin- my cousin."
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"You know, you don't have to stick around."
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"She's actually kind of lucky in the end..."
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"'cause all these guys would be coming on to her."
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"Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there."
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"Everybody gather around! Gather around! Ladies, here's the deal."
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"We have hats. You have breasts."
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"So if anyone wants to get back at Daddy, now's the time."
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"- Whoo! Wait. Cut, cut. We got a surfboard in the shot. - Surfboard. Stop tape."
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"We're here to stop you from taking advantage of these girls."
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"You know what? You're sassy. You're sexy. You speak your mind. There's nothin' hotter."
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"- Give her a hat, Barry. - I don't want a hat. I want you to leave these women alone."
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"I'm giving them a chance to be idolized..."
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"which is an opportunity these women are never gonna have again."
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"- I want to be ideolized. - Yeah, you do!"
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"Eileen, stop it. You've got nothing to gain from that."
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"That's easy for you to say. You already have a hat."
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"Come on, girls!"
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"This is no way to get your daddies to notice you!"
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"Nearby, Lindsay's own daddy failed to notice her..."
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"as he was being taken to a local motel..."
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"where he refused Kitty's sexual advances."
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"You promised me power and a child, and I have neither."
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"George Sr. Was abandoned and longed for Lucille..."
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"and Buster felt the same way."
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"to find something to help him sleep..."
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"- when he came across Lucille's emergency stash of wine- - Motherboy"
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"which he mistook for a giantjuice box."
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"As I mentioned on the phone, she did seek help."
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"And it was extremely moving when she finally admitted that she has a problem."
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"Shady Pines is a wonderful facility up there on the hill."
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"12 years before Michael was born."
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"Sing the theme song of Sugarfoot along with me."
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"- Yes"
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"Oh, what the hell. You're a good kid."
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"Let's make the deal."
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"- Oh, great. I've got papers- - Michael!"
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"- Oh! They're crooked. - I've kidnapped your father, Michael..."
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"and I have a cooler full of evidence..."
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"that will bring down this corrupt company."
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"Unless your mother meets me today at 4:00 at Señor Tadpole's."
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"And then he received a call that his brother had been found drunk."
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"No, I'm fine. I'm telling you."
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"So, Gob, I need you to help me sneak her past the guards."
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"- She's better looking than the whores you date. - Don't call my escorts whores."
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"Stop it! Stop it! This objectification of women has to stop!"
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"- It's just Mom and whores. - No, how would you like it?"
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"Actually, that's not a bad idea."
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"- Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off. - That is a great-"
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"This is ripe!"
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"And so Michael went back to see his mom."
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"- but I really was worried about you. - Oh, please."
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"I've been drinking since before you were born."
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"Hey, you're mean sober too."
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"Uh, listen. I need your help."
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"Kitty has shown up, and she got ahold of Dad."
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"She found him in the attic?"
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