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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"Well, there's only one way to find out."
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"Did you try the Ova-Sure?"
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"What is this? What the hell is this?"
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"That scared me."
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"- You need to call. - I don't want to call him."
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"Said he had some kind of billing issue."
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"I don't know. I'm gonna have to look him up on his stupid website."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, that's gross."
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"Just go to Contact Us."
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"- Ben? - Yeah."
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"You're sure?"
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"Ben, what is your number?"
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"Someone wants seconds, mama!"
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"Oh, man!"
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"Booty-booty call."
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"Hey, Ben, this is... This is Allison. I don't know if you remember me."
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"What do you say Geisha House, Hollywood, 9:00?"
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"6:00. Beat the rush. Yeah, leaves more time for afterwards."
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"Sorry it took so long to get a table. I didn't realize you needed a reservation."
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"- I feel like we'd, like, hang together well. - Mmm-hmm."
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"to hang out a little bit and..."
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"But it works out in my advantage, I think, ultimately,"
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"'cause I don't have to pay any taxes."
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"It's been almost 10 years. I have like 900 bucks left."
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"So I have something I really need to tell you."
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"It's kind of why I called you."
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"Here goes. Um..."
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"I don't know. I mean, I thought you were wearing a condom."
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"like Get fucking going!"
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"- What the hell is a dental dam? - It's like Saran Wrap!"
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"Why the fuck didn't you stop me once we started?"
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"I don't know! I couldn't tell that you didn't have one on!"
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"and I thought you could come with me to the gynecologist."
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"So you don't know if you're pregnant."
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"No, they're all in the bag. They're in the bag."
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"Yeah. Come on."
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"- I'm supposed to come? - Yes."
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"I took a home pregnancy test, and it said I was pregnant,"
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"Okay. Let's have a look."
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"Well, you do look a lot like your sister."
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"See that?"
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"And right there in the middle is the embryo."
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"About eight or nine weeks, I'd say."
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"Okay."
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"I'll give you a little time alone, there."
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"It's okay."
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"if you weren't gonna use them, man?"
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"What goes up must come down."
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"Tell me you don't want him to get an A word."
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"but it rhymes with Shma-shmortion."
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"Ben, you cannot let these monsters have any part of your child's life."
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"I just have a quick question."
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"Take care of it. Move on."
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"What's gonna happen with your career?"
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"- Three months. - No."
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"Three months. Fat in the face, jowls, fat ass."
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"You happy about that?"
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"Absolutely. Delighted."
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"This is a disaster."
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"Your grandmother having Alzheimer's so bad"
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"Wait. Is this your vision? Are you living your vision right now?"
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"I am kind of living my vision, yeah."
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"I'll feel like a hypocrite."
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"Not the whole time."
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"You know, if he just never existed,"
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"- How's it going? - Good, good."
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"You know, I was just calling to..."
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"I'm keeping it."
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"Yeah. So, that's what's happening with that."
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"Good. That's good. That's what I was hoping you'd do."
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"And you just kind of have to go with the flow and, you know,"
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"and, I'm in, you know."
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"I'm gonna do, you know. It's..."
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"I really appreciate you saying that."
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"- Yeah, sure. - Like a date? I mean..."
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"- Ally. Hey. Jason, I'm sure you remember. - Yes."
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"She's good."
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"It's gonna hurt a lot, I bet. Your vagina..."
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"I don't know."
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"Oh, it's mine, not yours."
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"You're embarrassing me in company."
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"- Yeah. - I mean, if this hadn't happened,"
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"notion that someone would even have sex with me."
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"But I can't wait to read these, honestly."
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"Seriously, I put these in front of my toilet, though,"
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"they'll be read by tomorrow morning."
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"No problem."
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"So what do you think? Should we have sex tonight?"
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"Do you really want to?"
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"It's just..."
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"Sweet."
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"A little, so far."
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"and give this a real shot."
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"You're a sweet guy, right?"
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"I think I am. Yeah."
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"- Okay? - Okay."
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"He's my boyfriend."
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"Yeah. He came from his house."
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"Because he likes breakfast so much."
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"I love breakfast."
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"You guys wanna hear something neat? We're gonna have a baby together."
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"Where do you think they come from?"
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"You know what your bear would also like to do with some grass?"
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"Smoke it."
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"He's playing fetch with my kids."
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"- How old is he? - 23."
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"That means he has bad genes."
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"Shit."
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"Oh, God. They go ape shit over bubbles."
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"I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles."
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"Can I just have some?"
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"but it's kind of business meeting time."
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"I went where I went, Jason."
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"Thank you. Yes! Three months."
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"I don't get how you're comfortable with any of these guys"
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"The first guy, when he put his finger in, he gave me this look like,"
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"- Yeah. - Jay?"
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"If we ever had a three-way with Jay, you turn around, he'd be sucking my dick."
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"I have on occasion."
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"You know, one, you know, little..."
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