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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"Fuck! Fuck! My hands!"
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"I got fucking water in my mouth!"
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"Sadie, wake up!"
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"Is that my genius over here? Is that my genius?"
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"- I did tell you. - Well, you didn't,"
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"- You know what I did the other day? - What?"
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"- I googled murder. - You googled murder?"
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"- Who wants to hear some music? - I want to hear Rent."
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"Well, I want to listen to Green Day."
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"But if you shave, then you have to pay all five of our rents."
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"- That's the rules. - That's the whole point."
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"It was like talking to a wax statue."
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"- Nice. - Oh, fucking brilliant."
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"Both chesticles."
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"I got Julianne Red Beard Moore."
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"- Julianne Moore special. - She loves it."
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"Okay. Okay, is Jessica Simpson here yet?"
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"Okay, let me know when she's pulling in."
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"- She's about to pull in. - Is she camera-ready?"
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"If she's gonna be in hair and makeup for three hours, I can't do it."
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"I'm not gonna be here. I got to do American Idol."
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"Don't ask her about her sister and her nose job."
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"She doesn't want to talk about her boobs or her father's comments about her boobs."
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"No one stands up."
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"And it pisses me off. And now I'm sweating."
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"Okay."
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"Thanks for coming in, Allison."
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"because we had a little debate on the conference call with New York about you."
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"You... About me? You were talking about me?"
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"- Really? - I know. I was so surprised, too."
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"It's gonna be tough. Tough job."
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"No. We can't legally ask you to do that."
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"Tight."
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"A little tighter?"
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"Just like toned and smaller."
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"We don't want you to lose weight. We just want you to be healthy."
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"Just remember, you've got it here, you've got it here"
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"We can watch Taxicab Confessions."
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"I'm so excited!"
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"Did he freeze or did he finish?"
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"I buy these nice towels, and he whacks off into them."
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"And once he does that into them once, they're never soft ever again."
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"I can always tell if I'm looking good based on whether or not we get in."
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"Dude, every movie with Jews, we're the ones getting killed."
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"- I don't like your shoes. - How was Burning Man this year?"
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"- So are we. - Yeah, so are we."
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"- You weren't chosen for a reason. - Yeah."
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"It's like everyone in here is 12 years old."
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"- Am I too old to be here? - What?"
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"Am I hotter than these little bitches?"
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"Yes! You look amazing."
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"- Guys in here would fuck me, right? - Yes."
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"- He looked at us! Did you see that? - Yeah, that was rough."
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"Great. It's gonna be that night."
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"Well, I'm... Watch this."
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"- There you go. - Come on, man."
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"- Thank you. - Okay, enjoy it."
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"- Are you sure? - I am sure."
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"What's up, Ben?"
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"That girl. She totally gave me an opening, man, and I locked up."
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"I'll just jerk it later. It's cool."
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"All right, man. I got to take off."
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"Chewbacca. You know, it's Chewie."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"This is my sister, Debbie."
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"- How you doing? - Good, how are you?"
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"What? It's nothing to be ashamed of."
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"- Really? - Yeah, absolutely."
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"It's not herpes if it's everywhere."
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"You know, I'm all dressed, so I'll just hang out."
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"Okay. Be safe."
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"Do you, like, use a product or anything?"
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"No, that's... I use Jew, it's called."
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"Let's go."
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"- Do you have a condom? - I do."
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"- Hurry up. - Stupid fucker."
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"Hi."
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"Oh. Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I'm naked."
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"Did we have sex?"
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"Why the fuck are we awake? Let's go back to sleep."
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"Really?"
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"Ah, to be young."
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"Stop it."
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"Okay, see you later."
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"See you later. Enjoy the day."
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"I mean, once you're hung-over, you just gotta puke."
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"No."
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"- Okay. - I just need some coffee, so..."
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"- At all? - Mmm-mmm."
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"Jonah broke his elbow once."
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"- Remember? - Wow!"
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"We had this conversation last night."
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"I told you about my promotion. I was out celebrating it."
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"Someone needs to. Like who gives a shit?"
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"is making sure people care what he has to say."
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"Actually, it's sort of embarrassing to ask at this point,"
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"Who's an actress you like?"
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"- Mary Tyler Moore? - No."
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"And not just that, but how long into that movie she shows her tits."
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"It's just Ben at flesh-of-the-stars, one word, dot-com."
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"- Okay. - So, awesome."
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"- Yeah. Okay. - Bye. Take care."
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"Why did you do it?"
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"Thank God."
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"- Do you think you'll do it again? - No, no way."
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"- What? - That fucking stuck-up bitch."
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"I think it's awesome that you had sex with her."
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"If a goofy guy like you had sex with her, I feel like I had sex with her also."
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"No, actually,"
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"Yeah, just what about the comic books?"
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"but now that I did the research, I think they're pretty amazing, like..."
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"I'm just jerking your chain."
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"We can reshoot my questions."
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"Are you okay?"
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"She looks like she just realized that she's pregnant."
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"I mean that was, what?"
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"Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant"
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"Yeah. You know, he was kind of like medium height,"
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