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Clips from Knocked Up (2007)

"I need to know, or I will not be your doctor."
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"Slow down, man. You're making me look like a jackass."
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"How long you kids been married?"
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"Are you two together?"
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"That happens about five times a day."
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"Right in the beginning credits. Credit bush."
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"Yeah, I understand."
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"Wow."
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"You're being dramatic. We didn't meet that many."
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"I mean, you've put on like, eight pounds, nine."
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"Oh, shit."
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"But then they'll go down. And then they'll stay down."
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"Those are sex offenders."
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"I don't take it lightly."
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"You know, I'm not gonna go over to any of these people's houses and say,"
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"Hey, do you mind... Can you baby-sit?"
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"Jesus, how much Dateline NBC can you watch?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah? Is that it?"
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"Don't do this in front of Ben."
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"That's no fun."
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"I'll get it out of him."
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"Think we'll ever be as happy as Baby Björn couple is?"
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"This is it. This is perfect."
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"No. You need your own crib."
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"Yes. We'll take it."
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"Xbox 360. Xbox 360."
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"So hot in the Valley."
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"It's so good to see you."
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"It's not really funny. It's not funny."
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"- Don't drink and bone! - Wow."
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"Yeah, I mean, she was acting weird,"
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"and I really think it's just 'cause, like,"
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"How much do wedding rings cost?"
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"That'll be easy. I don't make any money."
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"God, it's not porn, okay?"
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"All we do is we show you what nude scenes are in what movies."
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"Dude, Mr. Skin."
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"Mr. Skin?"
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"Fuck me in the beard."
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"Don't worry, man. We'll figure it out."
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"Exactly. We can work together."
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"This can help us, if anything, I think."
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"It's a promise that one day I will..."
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"I don't know. We've only known each other 17 weeks, so it's..."
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"Okay."
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"- I'm gonna get off my knee. - Yeah."
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"We're making the best of it, and I don't want us"
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"Okay. Yeah. That makes perfect sense."
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"So if you don't want to, that's totally cool, you know?"
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"I know. Thanks."
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"He was, like, wearing this great little button-down."
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"He tucked his shirt in. He got down on one knee. It was so sweet."
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"So he got down on one knee and gave you an empty box?"
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"- You need to train him. - Huh?"
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"Oprah said that when two people meet,"
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"I thought you were supposed to just accept people for who they are, love them anyway."
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"and then they get so down on themselves that they're forced to change."
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"That'd be, like, naggy."
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"He's miserable."
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"You know, I mean, maybe he's just working really hard"
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"I can't imagine Pete doing something like that."
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"No. You know, I don't have to tell them."
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"and I get three months maternity leave if I stay,"
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"Did your water break on my shoes? Did you puke on my shoes?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Isn't it weird, though, when you have a kid and all your dreams and hopes"
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"just go right out the window?"
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"and I'm just hauling ass for Canada, man."
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"You know what I'm saying? It was a flash!"
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"Exactly. You wouldn't do that?"
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"I don't know who Doc Brown is."
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"He invented the DeLorean, the time machine."
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"It's the time machine. Everyone has the time machine image."
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"I like the way you move."
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"This is fun! We should do this more, I think."
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"- Come on, harder. - I can't do it harder."
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"Please, don't yell at me, please don't."
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"What? The doctor and Debbie said it's fine. Come on!"
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"Look, can we... I'm sorry, can we change positions?"
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"- This is ridiculous! Why are we... - No, it's not."
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"- Just get over it! - I can't do it. Can you just get on top?"
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"I look disgusting from this angle. I can feel you looking up at my chins."
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"Okay. Can we do... Do you wanna do doggie style?"
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"I can't do that to our baby. That's the first thing it's gonna see."
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"you know, us, it just makes it weird. I'm sorry."
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"I have totally lost it."
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"- Hey, Marty. - Yeah."
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"- What happened? - Nothing. Nothing happened."
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"- Come on. - Where were you?"
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"And that's kind of the good thing."
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"- You! - Hi. So, listen."
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"She thinks Pete is cheating on her."
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"- Oh, man. - There's an address."
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"- Are you sure? - I'm 100 % sure he's not cheating."
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"I'm just saying the music industry is different now."
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"If I ever listen to Steely Dan,"
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"Actually, they're playing in Laurel Canyon,"
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"Okay."
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"I'm just gonna jump in the shower."
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"All right."
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"No. I don't think so."
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"This isn't a good way, you know."
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"- Pete! - Stop it."
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"Thank you."
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"Hideki Matsui."
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"What is this?"
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"It's our draft for fantasy baseball."
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"It's just that I know you've been mad 'cause I've been working so much,"
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"and I didn't want to upset you."
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"I went to the movies."
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"I like Spider-Man."
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"Okay, so let's see Spider-Man 3 next week."
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"I'm doing it because I need to keep my sanity a little bit."
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"You know what? I don't want you at the house anymore, okay?"
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"We break into this stranger's house"
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"Is that what you think? Is that what you wanna do, Ben?"
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"Go hang out with your bearded freak friends. I don't care."
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"because at this juncture in my life, I'm allowed to be wrong!"
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"You've sacrificed your vagina?"
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"Have you calmed down? Did you take a breath?"
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