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Clips from Futurama - Insane in the Mainframe (S03E03)

"lnsane in the Mainframe"
Futurama
"-Huzzahs are in order. -Huzzah."
Futurama
"''Dear Employee: Has it really been 5, 1 0 or 1 5 years?"
Futurama
"Distribute token of appreciation and applaud."
Futurama
"You kept track of it all these years."
Futurama
"-You old lunatic! How you been? -Not bad. Not bad."
Futurama
"I'm okay too. I'm taking a Chinese cooking class at the Learning Annex."
Futurama
"The charge is bank robbery."
Futurama
"Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes:"
Futurama
"Well, let's see. My memory's a little fuzzy, but it went exactly like this:"
Futurama
"Mr. Fry, do you recognize the robot hugging on you in this here hologram?"
Futurama
". . .and l'll never forget his name as long as l live. And that name is--"
Futurama
"Yes? What? You say if l testify l'll be killed?"
Futurama
"And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal."
Futurama
"l won't testify on grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Futurama
"l may be a simple, country chicken, but l know when we're finger-licked."
Futurama
"That facility has been full since you ruled being poor is a mental illness."
Futurama
". . .are those who tend to my pores at the spa."
Futurama
"Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!"
Futurama
"-Keep your chin up. FRY: Ow, my chin!"
Futurama
"There's been a terrible mistake! I'm human!"
Futurama
"Terrific. Now, consider the following:"
Futurama
"You were admitted to this robot asylum. You must be a robot."
Futurama
"Diagnosis complete."
Futurama
"I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl."
Futurama
"-You could drop dead. -l don't wanna!"
Futurama
"UNlT 201 3: Hey. l believe you are a human."
Futurama
"Fry, meet Norm. Still picking up ClA transmissions on your teeth?"
Futurama
"Problem is, he's got multiple personalities. All of them Lincoln."
Futurama
"Sweet light crude!"
Futurama
"But I'm not a robot! l don't like having disks crammed into me."
Futurama
"MAD HATTER: Change places!"
Futurama
"They say you're making strides with your exploding problem."
Futurama
"Don't worry, Fry. l too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum."
Futurama
"That first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little."
Futurama
"Notice he no longer suffers delusions of humanity."
Futurama
"Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep. . . ."
Futurama
"Gonna sing a little tale About a battle called Waterloo"
Futurama
"Bonjour, y'all!"
Futurama
"lt is time for you to ingest sandwiches from my compartment."
Futurama
"ANNOUNCER: And down the stretch, it's Daddy's Little Grandpa..."
Futurama
"Yeah. Now lie down and play dead. And don't ham it up."
Futurama
"Wait here, Bender. l need to get a disguise."
Futurama
"I'm in! I'm in!"
Futurama
"[SlREN WAlLS]"
Futurama
"Times two. Carry the one."
Futurama
"What is this symbol?"
Futurama
"You're going to do his laundry?"
Futurama
"Hands up! This is a stickup again!"
Futurama
"Wow. Hitting the same place three times? l admire your style."
Futurama
"Do you have any better hostages?"
Futurama
"To show them who's crazy, l'll execute some of you. You?"
Futurama
". . .handsome."
Futurama
"Hey, Red! You're just in time to join the hostage situation."
Futurama
"l am a battle-droid, protecting the weak from crazy robots."
Futurama
"Mommy! I'm sorry l spilled the transmission fluid, Mommy."
Futurama
"No, no! Don't weld me to the wall, Mommy!"
Futurama
"lt was nothing. l--"
Futurama
"Blood? Robots don't have blood. l must be a--"
Futurama
"I'm gonna continue never washing this cheek again."
Futurama
"Thanks, Bender."
Futurama
"NARRATOR: Futurama is brought to you by Thompson 's Teeth..."
Futurama
"Good news, everyone."
Futurama
"Today marks our friend Dr. Zoidberg's 1 0th year with Planet Express."
Futurama
"lf not, disregard this and get to work. ''"
Futurama
"Look! Coupons! l can get two oil changes for the price of one!"
Futurama
"Ah, the years. So many memories. . ."
Futurama
". . .so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies."
Futurama
"HERMES: Yes, yes. Now here's your pension statement."
Futurama
"lt's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dummy."
Futurama
"I'm boned. l haven't paid either. What'll l do when l retire?"
Futurama
"l got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off."
Futurama
"I'm gonna take action. lt's time to check my retirement fund."
Futurama
"Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars."
Futurama
"A penny saved is a penny earned. Also, l need athlete's foot cream for my face."
Futurama
"He's right. l must start investing wisely."
Futurama
"Well, down to my last lottery ticket."
Futurama
"Cherry. Cherry!"
Futurama
"I'm sure a wealthy mule farmer like you knows we charge a $ 1 0 monthly fee."
Futurama
"You gotta spend money to make money."
Futurama
"Here you are. Your account is now overdrawn by $4."
Futurama
"l've seen lines move faster in the sperm bank."
Futurama
"That's for sure-- Roberto, is that you?"
Futurama
"Bender! Hey, man!"
Futurama
"Everybody on the floor! This is a stickup!"
Futurama
"-Cool. Can you give me a hand here? -Sure thing, pal."
Futurama
"-Nice talking to you. -Same here. You guys are all right."
Futurama
"-Here's something for your trouble. -Thanks, buddy!"
Futurama
"Shoot them in the back! Quick, while they're not looking!"
Futurama
"Court is in session. The Honorable Judge Whitey presiding."
Futurama
"My caddie-chauffeur informs me. . ."
Futurama
"As the surveillance camera for that bank the judge was jawing about. . ."
Futurama
". . .could you tell us what you done seen that day?"
Futurama
"You're right. You're right. lt was--"
Futurama
"[PHONE RlNGS]"
Futurama
"Oh, it's for you."
Futurama
"The 67th Amendment."
Futurama
"What if we plead insanity?"
Futurama
"Mr. Bender, l hereby commit you to the asylum for criminally insane robots. . ."
Futurama
". . .until you are deemed cured."
Futurama
"Yahoo! The system fails again!"
Futurama
"Send them both to the robot loony bin and let's go."
Futurama
"FRY: Huh?"
Futurama
"[FRY SCREAMS]"
Futurama
"What the--?"
Futurama
"[BELCHES]"
Futurama
"Greetings. l am Dr. Perceptron. Let me give you something to help you relax."
Futurama
"See? I'm all squishy and flabby. Also, I complain a lot."
Futurama
"l do other human stuff. l age! See?"
Futurama
"I'm Nurse Ratchet. Please come with me, won't you?"
Futurama
"We'll meet your roommate next. His name is Malfunctioning Eddie."
Futurama
"The car dealer? l guess his prices really were insane."
Futurama
"He's very excitable, so don't say anything to surprise him."
Futurama
"They don't believe I'm a human either. Name's Unit 201 3."
Futurama
"Let me introduce you around."
Futurama
"They just won't stop!"
Futurama
"Cuckoo."
Futurama
"-Let me guess. He thinks he's Lincoln? -He's supposed to."
Futurama
"l was born in 200 log cabins."
Futurama
"UNlT 201 3: And this here is Frankie."
Futurama
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