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Clips from Futurama - Insane in the Mainframe (S03E03)

"He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here."
Futurama
"-How's working the lunchroom? -All right."
Futurama
"Poor Frankie."
Futurama
"Change places!"
Futurama
"Are you crazy? This is great. Electroshock whenever you want. . ."
Futurama
". . .two Lincolns for every Napoleon."
Futurama
"Unless they're Oreos, and only in the mouth. Don't you see? l'll die!"
Futurama
"Give me! Give me!"
Futurama
"We're trying. We petitioned the governor. . ."
Futurama
". . .but he doesn't want to appear soft on those falsely imprisoned."
Futurama
"No, seriously, I'm not."
Futurama
"You should be more ashamed than usual."
Futurama
"Lighten up, honey. I'm getting through a difficult time using humor."
Futurama
"Visiting hours are over. Time for our medication disks."
Futurama
"Help me! For God's sake, help me!"
Futurama
"Thirty days, September, April, June. Peanut butter. What am l gonna do?"
Futurama
"Oh, God! What? What? What is it now?"
Futurama
"-You are being released. -Finally! Sweet justice!"
Futurama
"Sweet, juicy justice!"
Futurama
"-Not you. Him. -Me? What a surprise!"
Futurama
"-l got busted robbing that bank again. -Why the same bank twice?"
Futurama
"Noticeably? l'll say. Now stand back. l gotta practice my stabbing."
Futurama
"No! Please! Help! Stop it! Police!"
Futurama
"BENDER: Hey, keep it down in there! I'm tuning my banjo!"
Futurama
"Jeez, Red. Quit cowering. You call yourself a robot?"
Futurama
"I'm not a robot!"
Futurama
"I'm not a robot!"
Futurama
"ln answer to your question, Hermes, yes, your friend is cured."
Futurama
"Oh! Thank God!"
Futurama
"Affirmative. l feel nothing. l am a robot. Beep, beep, beep. . . ."
Futurama
"You've made a terrible mistake. He's a human being. Not a machine! Oh, Fry!"
Futurama
"l think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. These clothes do."
Futurama
"Oh, lots of reasons."
Futurama
"Here we go. Just a minute."
Futurama
"...followed by Perennial Loser. Bringing up the rear, it's Lasty!"
Futurama
"-Come on, Lasty! ROBERTO: Hey, Bender."
Futurama
"Roberto! What a surprise to see you in here!"
Futurama
"Especially because l didn't squeal. Remember, l didn't squeal? Do you?"
Futurama
"Sure. Anything for you, buddy."
Futurama
"What's with the getup?"
Futurama
"I'm in disguise 'cause l wanna escape. You in? Or do l gotta kill you?"
Futurama
"When were you planning the breakout?"
Futurama
"I'm thinking, a few seconds ago."
Futurama
"Quick! Let's keep escaping!"
Futurama
"Oh, you sad, worthless human."
Futurama
"That was my anniversary gift from LaBarbra!"
Futurama
"-Fear not, for l shall assist ye! -Robots don't say ''ye. ''"
Futurama
"You're not a tool-bot or a food-mo-tron. You're not a robot of any kind."
Futurama
"Yes, l am. l simply haven't discovered my primary function yet."
Futurama
"Okay. This has got to stop."
Futurama
"l'll remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."
Futurama
"Fry, this is for you."
Futurama
"-Beep. -Oh, for God's sake!"
Futurama
"Alcohol fuels my power cells. And, as a mighty robot, l--"
Futurama
"[SNORES]"
Futurama
"-Thanks for helping me escape. -lt was nothing."
Futurama
"Give me the remaining dough, the calendars and that pen."
Futurama
"And don't try anything. This glass is laser-proof."
Futurama
"Hey, everybody. Meet my good pal, Roberto."
Futurama
"-Back off! l got hostages! -Hooray! I'm helping!"
Futurama
"Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats."
Futurama
"-Wait! Take me first! -Yes! Take her first!"
Futurama
"Shut up! Stop telling me how to do this!"
Futurama
"ZOlDBERG: Oh, the fear!"
Futurama
"I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 0. Guess it, and you die first."
Futurama
"-Go! -Okay."
Futurama
"-Fifty-six-ish? -Fifty-six? Fifty-six?"
Futurama
"Man! Now that's all l can think about!"
Futurama
"I'm gonna kill you, you no good, 56-ing--!"
Futurama
"Don't kill me! I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome. . ."
Futurama
"Halt, fellow robot!"
Futurama
"-Which side do you want to be on? -The side that kicks your metal ass."
Futurama
"Negative, bossy meat creature. l now know my primary function:"
Futurama
"I'm not crazy! Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user-friendly."
Futurama
"Don't be a hero! lt's not covered by the health plan!"
Futurama
"Let's see how much of a robot you really are!"
Futurama
"No knife can penetrate my skin-tanium armor."
Futurama
"Help! Help! He is a battle-droid! Somebody help me!"
Futurama
"Hey, baby. Wash that off before you put it back."
Futurama
"AMY: Hooray! ZOlDBERG: Bravo!"
Futurama
"You did it, Fry."
Futurama
"Congratulations, buddy. You're a credit to my race."
Futurama
"-A squid? -A human! Oh, my God! I'm a human!"
Futurama
"Thanks for saving us, Fry."
Futurama
"You may be wrapped in greasy skin, but inside you have the heart of a robot."
Futurama
"Just like inside me, l've got the heart of a human."
Futurama
"What?"
Futurama
"What?"
Futurama
"[ENGLlSH SDH]"
Futurama
"-Hooray for me! Hooray for Zoidberg! -l'll now read the mandatory speech."
Futurama
"You're opening a retirement account for $6?"
Futurama
"Theft of money."
Futurama
". . .for introducing this evidence against my own clients."
Futurama
"Just give a name! You don't wanna look stupid on Court TV."
Futurama
"What evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?"
Futurama
"And Mr. Fry, l sentence you to the home for criminally insane humans."
Futurama
"Order! The only poor people l want to hear about. . ."
Futurama
"l don't belong here. This is for insane robots."
Futurama
"Well, you meet half the qualifications."
Futurama
"-Pleased to meet you. -We've met."
Futurama
"-Someone had a busy day! -My roommate exploded."
Futurama
"You do?"
Futurama
"Well, the way l see it--"
Futurama
"-Hi, Red! -Roberto? What are you doing here?"
Futurama
"Fry, just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you one."
Futurama
"[CLATTERlNG ]"
Futurama
"By a scallop's forelocks, what's with all the beer?"
Futurama
"lt was not nothing!"
Futurama
"l want to repay you. Let me get you something in here."
Futurama
"Tear it so most of the beads are on my end!"
Futurama
"Fire lasers!"
Futurama
"Duck! Lasers!"
Futurama
"-Hey, mon. -Nice to meet you."
Futurama
"COP: Come out with your hands up! -Hostages!"
Futurama
"Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!"
Futurama
"A few months in an insane asylum? l could do it on my head."
Futurama
"Once they examine my fragile, pink body, they'll see I'm not a--"
Futurama
"Monday, shepherd's pie--"
Futurama
"Yes, you do. You need to relax more."
Futurama
"Also good."
Futurama
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