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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"You're not my supervisor!"
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Carol! Oh, right."
Archer (2009)
"Go get my gray fox out of cold storage."
Archer (2009)
"Help me, God, if you throw that computer on the floor again..."
Archer (2009)
"Wouldn't be the first time."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, hey, about this expense report-- Not now, Cyril."
Archer (2009)
"You almost got shot in the face."
Archer (2009)
"Because of the Cubans or because Burt Reynolds is doing your mom?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, laugh it up. I am."
Archer (2009)
"You broke my freaking nose! What's that?"
Archer (2009)
"Bullying Cyril isn't gonna make Burt Reynolds stop shtupping your mom."
Archer (2009)
"...for a few days until we work out a plan to neutralize them."
Archer (2009)
"So nice try, idiot."
Archer (2009)
"Because, as I may have mentioned-- Fifty times."
Archer (2009)
"--Tonight I will be attending a movie premiere with Burt Reynolds."
Archer (2009)
"...and heading back to Tinseltown."
Archer (2009)
"Wait a minute. Who calls it Tinseltown? Carol Channing?"
Archer (2009)
"Or somebody who just thinks that's what movie stars call Hollywood."
Archer (2009)
"Archer. His mother, dating his man-crush?"
Archer (2009)
"How? I bet Archer kidnapped him-"
Archer (2009)
"Archer goes to Burt's hotel room."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: With gas. Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"You really think he'd do that? ARCHER: Yes, really."
Archer (2009)
"I don't have a response to that."
Archer (2009)
"They tell you they love you and then they just cast you aside..."
Archer (2009)
"...when some young starlet catches their eye with her perky little boobs!"
Archer (2009)
"Mm. I bet they were perky and big. Jeez--! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Aw. That's actually kind of sad. All right, here's the plan."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah! Right in the head and ass."
Archer (2009)
"So, Pam, Carol, stay here with Malory. Everybody else, let's go to Archer's."
Archer (2009)
"Not him. Shut up, get him a drink."
Archer (2009)
"Why is that odd? Because you're you, and she's--"
Archer (2009)
"Beautiful, smart, funny, successful. Mm. Like, one of those, tops."
Archer (2009)
"Not to mention drop-dead sexy. Oh, dear God, yes."
Archer (2009)
"Can't or--? Won't, whatever. Pick one."
Archer (2009)
"Which is exciting. Never had one. Mm-hm. Then I'm gonna knock you out."
Archer (2009)
"You'll wake up in a mental hospital with total amnesia, under someone else's name."
Archer (2009)
"Now that's an idea for a movie. Yeah, I think it already was."
Archer (2009)
"I wasn't in it. Maybe not--"
Archer (2009)
"Fade in: a mental ward. White walls, white sheets..."
Archer (2009)
"...broken men shuffle like zombies."
Archer (2009)
"And we slowly tilt up to see a man's face: Gator McKlusky."
Archer (2009)
"And he's looking out the window, the afternoon sun on his face."
Archer (2009)
"...and finds out who he really is, so she helps him escape."
Archer (2009)
"And you just got a screenplay credit."
Archer (2009)
"For real? Yeah, maybe even--"
Archer (2009)
"Your Pimm's Cup, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Doesn't it come in a silver chalice?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, that would be a pimp cup, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Pimp cup? Certainly."
Archer (2009)
"It would be an honor, Mr. Gable."
Archer (2009)
"...falling for that, you big liar."
Archer (2009)
"You're not gonna make that movie. Oh, I absolutely am."
Archer (2009)
"And once your ISIS buddies find out that you kidnapped me and come find me..."
Archer (2009)
"...I'm gonna give them all an EP credit."
Archer (2009)
"No, you're not. So drink your stupid Pimm's Cup--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, where are we with the chalice?"
Archer (2009)
"--Because nobody is coming for you, Burt."
Archer (2009)
"Don't take this the wrong way..."
Archer (2009)
"...but I'm kind of wondering how you're gonna be an effective field agent."
Archer (2009)
"MAN: Eh?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, guys? LANA: Zip it, nerds!"
Archer (2009)
"I was twice the agent you were when your legs worked, so don't hand me that--"
Archer (2009)
"Cuban hit squad! I gotta go!"
Archer (2009)
"Would you go?! I can't yet!"
Archer (2009)
"And now I-- Sorry. Now I do actually see your point."
Archer (2009)
"And I'll bet on it. Go on."
Archer (2009)
"If I don't catch them, I will just ride off into the sunset."
Archer (2009)
"It's like the world's slowest elevator."
Archer (2009)
"Nine thousand bucks. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Lowest quote I got. That's ridiculous."
Archer (2009)
"And you were gonna pay for it yourself, no assessment or anything."
Archer (2009)
"That's not your car, is it? Yeah, why?"
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh, heh. Burt, it's too fast! You're going too fast!"
Archer (2009)
"BURT: Don't you wanna help your friends? ARCHER: I don't care about them."
Archer (2009)
"BURT: Emotional intimacy."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, you--"
Archer (2009)
"LANA : You are such an asshole!"
Archer (2009)
"Which is totally not cool!"
Archer (2009)
"I forgot about Hawk!"
Archer (2009)
"He was part Indian. Right!"
Archer (2009)
"Whoa. Now it's officially a chase. Hooray!"
Archer (2009)
"BURT: You know what your problem is? ARCHER: My pants are wet?"
Archer (2009)
"Don't make it weirder."
Archer (2009)
"And until you-- Oops. Hang on. What--?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit! Burt Reynolds!"
Archer (2009)
"Good, because my point is--"
Archer (2009)
"See wh--? No!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"...but as a person, a real person, you can't grow up."
Archer (2009)
"And if I were you, I'd come to terms with that..."
Archer (2009)
"But I guess you're out of luck, because we had a..."
Archer (2009)
"...bet. Goddamn it."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, well, nice to meet you, Hal Needham. Whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, looks like we're in danger of a frown turning upside-down."
Archer (2009)
"Cut it out, that tickles."
Archer (2009)
"Burt, watch the goddamn road. Oh, shit."
Archer (2009)
"Kick-ass! Stupid villains!"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Thanks, Bud! Anytime, darling."
Archer (2009)
"But you probably wanna go ahead and slow down."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger, brakes! KRIEGER: I am!"
Archer (2009)
"Um..."
Archer (2009)
"Unh! Hang on, everybody."
Archer (2009)
"Everybody okay?"
Archer (2009)
"We're good. Thank you, Burt."
Archer (2009)
"Leave me for some hot little 20-year-old?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'll show him. I'll go find me a 10-year-old!"
Archer (2009)
"You what? I know, I'm sorry, I--"
Archer (2009)
"A lot, actually. He's kind of a mess."
Archer (2009)
"And I for one would love to walk you down the red carpet."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, he actually kind of is."
Archer (2009)
"Only if he's parking your car."
Archer (2009)
"Obviously we're gonna wait for her. She's the hot one."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, I'm sorry, is something funny?"
Archer (2009)
"You okay? No, I'm not o-- Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry. Let me buy you a drink. I wanna tell you my idea for a Gator sequel."
Archer (2009)
"Trilogy? Huh. Yeah, with twice as many airboats as Gator."
Archer (2009)
"Speedboats, not airboats."
Archer (2009)
"It was an involuntary reaction, Mother..."
Archer (2009)
"Why are you just telling me about it now? Because."
Archer (2009)
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