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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Just that last part, where she slapped you."
Archer (2009)
"You're Burt Reynolds. Yes, I am."
Archer (2009)
"Hi, Sterling Archer. Sterling Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you heard of me? Right? Well, just from your--"
Archer (2009)
"...Deliverance, the Smokeys, White Lightning, obviously Gator."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I even saw At Long Last Love."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I wanted to. Me too."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, Mr. Reynolds, wait."
Archer (2009)
"Gator was a sequel. I know."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. I directed it."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, but this one has airboats, and they're central to the plot."
Archer (2009)
"It sounds great, kid, but like I said, I kind of have a date--"
Archer (2009)
"I get it. You gonna take her upstairs and give her The Longest Yard?"
Archer (2009)
"Burt? Oh, no. No. Yeah. Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"It's kind of with your mom. Oh, Burt Reynolds."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Oh, please!"
Archer (2009)
"...to seeing you all tarted up to meet my hero in a hotel bar for sex."
Archer (2009)
"Eastbound and down"
Archer (2009)
"I thought that was Richard Petty. Which doesn't even merit a response."
Archer (2009)
"I got it."
Archer (2009)
"Elaborate voice-mail hoax-"
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL : Bun' Reynolds is on line one!"
Archer (2009)
"I mean, not that you would, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, who is my supervisor?"
Archer (2009)
"That's actually kind of scary. Eh."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, laugh it up, Lana. I am."
Archer (2009)
"He's not doing that!"
Archer (2009)
"But even if he is, which he is-- No, he isn't!"
Archer (2009)
"Because there are no Cubans. Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"I love it that I'm the idiot."
Archer (2009)
"That's how I knew it was from him. Give me that."
Archer (2009)
"“Dear Malory, it's been--""
Archer (2009)
"Do not contact me. Regards, Burt Reynolds.""
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: "Regards"? They weren't even warmest!"
Archer (2009)
"Archer? Burt."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Knocks him out-- CHERYL: Archer knocks out Burt Reynolds?"
Archer (2009)
"...you're gonna wish you were in hell with your back broke."
Archer (2009)
"New hot tub! Fifty jets, hand-hewn California redwood, no big deal."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, Burt Reynolds. Burt, Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"Pimm's Cup. Odd choice."
Archer (2009)
"A spark of recognition in his eyes. Know what he's looking at?"
Archer (2009)
"No. The Okefenokee Swamp."
Archer (2009)
"Right on the water. And guess what's tied up out there at the dock."
Archer (2009)
"And they get chased by dirty cops, but in the end they win!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Maybe even what? Executive producer."
Archer (2009)
"And especially nobody from ISIS. LANA: Okay."
Archer (2009)
"Excuse me? Burn."
Archer (2009)
"I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but--"
Archer (2009)
"Shit! What the--?"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit! Lana! Hang on!"
Archer (2009)
"CYRIL: Krieger, go!"
Archer (2009)
"Damn, Krieger can't outrun anything with all that handicapped shit."
Archer (2009)
"I gotta go after them, but this conversation is not over."
Archer (2009)
"And since we've wasted a shitload of time already, I feel pretty good about this bet."
Archer (2009)
"You're kidding me. It drives me nuts."
Archer (2009)
"It's all this handicapped shit!"
Archer (2009)
"But the co-op board was like, "But what'll we do with the garbage?""
Archer (2009)
"Ridiculous. Preaching to the choir, buddy."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing, just didn't know they sold those to men."
Archer (2009)
"No such thing. Yes, such thing. Slow down."
Archer (2009)
"You do. You just pretend you don't because you're afraid of--"
Archer (2009)
"Dying in this freaking car!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana! Lana, we're coming to help. Where are you?"
Archer (2009)
"We'll catch them. I know a shortcut."
Archer (2009)
"--But personal, professional, all that stuff that makes a person who they are."
Archer (2009)
"Burt, no!"
Archer (2009)
"And my point is, until you can look at your mother..."
Archer (2009)
"...and see her not just as your mother..."
Archer (2009)
"Whatever."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, not the van."
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit! It's Burt Reynolds!"
Archer (2009)
"They're not doing anything! We're gonna die!"
Archer (2009)
"What do you mean you g--? Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Look at Vanispheres!"
Archer (2009)
"No, we okay."
Archer (2009)
"Uh-- Is that a ghost? No, no, it's-- Never mind."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, no, don't thank me, thank, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, you-- Right, right."
Archer (2009)
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I think we can still make that movie premiere."
Archer (2009)
"Ah! You're taking me to the premiere?"
Archer (2009)
"...mustache rides around here, buster!"
Archer (2009)
"Ow. Ow. Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Burt!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Burt Reynolds is so freaking awesome."
Archer (2009)
"Just tape them up."
Archer (2009)
"...drink chilled champagne served by my valet--"
Archer (2009)
"Isn't it pronounced "valet"?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I have to wait until my friend comes back from the powder room."
Archer (2009)
"Depends on the situation. Ow."
Archer (2009)
"And if I let you up, are you gonna do anything stupid?"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, I'm not."
Archer (2009)
"Press clippings. Hard to stay anonymous when you're the world's greatest secret agent."
Archer (2009)
"Calling yourself that can't help. Hang on, true story. Operation C.I.A.?"
Archer (2009)
"That movie's basically why I became a secret agent in the first place."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Yes."
Archer (2009)
"What's awful is I almost punched you. Heh, heh. No, you didn't."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, yeah. Well-- I thought you were great."
Archer (2009)
"Listen, I kind of have a date."
Archer (2009)
"And this will be the final chapter in the McKlusky trilogy."
Archer (2009)
"Twice as many would be none. What? Gator had--"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, heh-- WOMAN: Yoo-hoo!"
Archer (2009)
"Mother? What are you doing here?"
Archer (2009)
"Remember how I said I kind of have a date? Oh..."
Archer (2009)
"Burt Reynolds didn't give you a black eye, the floor did."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh! And since when is he your hero?"
Archer (2009)
"Since always!"
Archer (2009)
"And you cannot date Burt Reynolds. Can, am, and will continue to do so."
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious, I will do something drastic."
Archer (2009)
"Pick up, Sterling. Pick up, pick--"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER : Hello? Sterling, dear, it's me. There's--"
Archer (2009)
"Voicemail. You know what to do. Oh, for God's sake."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Hello? Oh, man. Hold on. Sterling? Sterling, dear, it's me."
Archer (2009)
"Hold on, hold on! Hang on. Pick up, Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling? Don't hang up!"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Hello? Sterling, it's--"
Archer (2009)
"Leave it."
Archer (2009)
"Oh... For you, for some reason."
Archer (2009)
"BURT: I'm sitting here with just a mustache and memories of last night."
Archer (2009)
"I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now."
Archer (2009)
"Hey! ARCHER: Shut up!"
Archer (2009)
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