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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Also a blanket. The AC in my room's stuck on freeze."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of "I broke your nose.""
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Yeah, okay. The safe house."
Archer (2009)
"Stockard Channing."
Archer (2009)
"Hi. Loved you in Gone with the Wind."
Archer (2009)
"What's your poison?"
Archer (2009)
"Then here's what's gonna happen. You'll drink your Pimm's Cup--"
Archer (2009)
"There's a mental hospital there?"
Archer (2009)
"You'll never catch them."
Archer (2009)
"You think you can outdrive me?"
Archer (2009)
"YEP-"
Archer (2009)
"My pants are now literally wet."
Archer (2009)
"...because I plan to be seeing a lot of her."
Archer (2009)
"No, serpentine, serpentine!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, was that the same footage?"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"Ew! Yeah, I don't think you wanna do that."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Okay. Taxi!"
Archer (2009)
"What is wrong with you?!"
Archer (2009)
"I am too. Look at me. Raccoon eyes..."
Archer (2009)
"I think you look beautiful."
Archer (2009)
"And I for one would be delighted."
Archer (2009)
"And I honestly mean that."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, blow it out your ass."
Archer (2009)
"Pig!"
Archer (2009)
"...you'll wake up in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name!"
Archer (2009)
"Mother is ruining what remains of my life before a Cuban hit squad assassinates me, so--"
Archer (2009)
"--This Cuban hit squad is no joke. If I were you, I'd lay low in the safe house..."
Archer (2009)
"The California redwood is endangered."
Archer (2009)
"What's odd is you wanting to date my mother."
Archer (2009)
"Where they don't have telephones to ever call my mother again ever?"
Archer (2009)
"You only see your mother as your mother. But she's also a person."
Archer (2009)
"Huh. Food for thought."
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh, heh. Burt, come on."
Archer (2009)
"Okay?! No, we're not okay!"
Archer (2009)
"Have a good time, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: And so here's what I propose:"
Archer (2009)
"Aah! And this conversation isn't over!"
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. You drive like an egg."
Archer (2009)
"You keep dating my mother, yeah, got it."
Archer (2009)
"So let's do this!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, uh... By "a lot of her," I mean-- I get it."
Archer (2009)
"Now watch what I do right here. Yeah, duh, I only invented it."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, if you just pay attention, you might just learn something here."
Archer (2009)
"And I for one am gonna go watch Hooper and masturbate till my fingers bleed."
Archer (2009)
"Mother just wants me out of the way..-..."
Archer (2009)
"A, because he thinks they're imaginary, and B, the safe house doesn't have a--"
Archer (2009)
"Interesting, coming from a woman."
Archer (2009)
"She has hopes and dreams and fears and needs."
Archer (2009)
"Don't you touch me!"
Archer (2009)
"Save it! Nobody wants your... Mother, Burt--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious. If you ever go near my mother again..."
Archer (2009)
"We finish these, get some roadies, head back to my huge penthouse..."
Archer (2009)
"I hope that's not gonna be a problem."
Archer (2009)
"Don't worry, I-- Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"Burt Reynolds is taking me to a movie premiere tonight, so--"
Archer (2009)
"They never do."
Archer (2009)
"I say we go rescue Bur': Reynolds, and as a bonus..."
Archer (2009)
"If you're coming in hot, I know, it's a win-win."
Archer (2009)
"Oh."
Archer (2009)
"Really? I mean..."
Archer (2009)
"And then I just forgot about it, because that same night, I met--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, that totally reminds me. This came for you. From him."
Archer (2009)
"We see a hospital wristband on a man's arm, John Doe."
Archer (2009)
"You should be. That was totally irresponsible."
Archer (2009)
"And then hides him somewhere, like an idiot kid hiding a lamp he broke."
Archer (2009)
"...I will do something really bad."
Archer (2009)
"So? I already got my tub."
Archer (2009)
"Well, the whole thing's pretty odd."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Burt. Ugh!"
Archer (2009)
"Deliverance, Gator, and this is him in Cosmo."
Archer (2009)
"Ow! Unh. Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"That movie was just god-awful."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, wait, wait. You're gonna wanna see this."
Archer (2009)
"An airboat! And the head nurse falls in love with him..."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril-- Burt Reynolds is actually banging--"
Archer (2009)
"...beat some sense into Archer's head and ass."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, but you could still throw it down the-- Whatever, the same shaft."
Archer (2009)
"How about now? It's gone. I'm all ears."
Archer (2009)
"I'll be the judge of-- A Cuban hit squad is in New York to kill me?"
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse! I shall fetch a cucumber."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, hello. Hello."
Archer (2009)
"For just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is."
Archer (2009)
"You will not. Mainly because you've got bigger things to worry about."
Archer (2009)
"Great. Now tell her to keep going north."
Archer (2009)
"Why are you torturing her like that?"
Archer (2009)
"Then you should probably just get it over with."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I will! No, you won't. I've seen you drive."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah? You like physical humor?"
Archer (2009)
"Sam Whiskey, Navajo Joe, Fuzz, Hooper, Shamus, Shark, The Longest Yard..."
Archer (2009)
"What are you doing here? I'm kicking it with--"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, for-- We were meeting for drinks. I mean, obviously sex was implied, but--"
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, your words made sense, but your sarcastic tone did not."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: So unless the building is literally on fire, none of you are to call me."
Archer (2009)
"And you opened it?"
Archer (2009)
"Because if you don't kill me and I get loose..."
Archer (2009)
"Duck!"
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no! My brand-new van!"
Archer (2009)
"This is like the world's slowest van!"
Archer (2009)
"Jesus, God, I get your point!"
Archer (2009)
"Executive producer?! But I'm not..."
Archer (2009)
"Heading north on the FDR at 60th. Getting shot at by your damn Cubans."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Okay, first of all--"
Archer (2009)
"Not sexual needs-- Well, maybe those too."
Archer (2009)
"Will you please drive straight?!"
Archer (2009)
"Now what do you say we have some fun?"
Archer (2009)
"A round must have cut the brake line! That's okay, I got it."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, laugh it up, Burt. I am."
Archer (2009)
"Oh! Oh, my God. Listen, Burt didn't write the note. I did."
Archer (2009)
"What--? How? I did a TV series here called Hawk."
Archer (2009)
"Then we slip into my new hot tub and see where the evening takes us."
Archer (2009)
"I've seen all your other movies like five times."
Archer (2009)
"When you fainted like a schoolgirl."
Archer (2009)
"Burt, dear, what a lovely surprise."
Archer (2009)
"How totally hot is he?!"
Archer (2009)
"Get off. You get off."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, I'm pretty tense right now."
Archer (2009)
"...so she can do unspeakable things with Burt Reynolds."
Archer (2009)
""Dear Malory, it's been real, but I'm dumping you for a young starlet..."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: It's my own fault. I should've known."
Archer (2009)
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