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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Twas the Episode Before Christmas (S02E02)

"This is a legit thing. Come on."
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"-It doesn't feel any different. -Excuse me."
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"-Where was 1? -Everyone was starving."
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"-You're a child. -Watch it."
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"-I don't know anything. -Put that in writing."
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"David, look at my life. I live alone."
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"-You happy? -Happy?"
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"-You don't believe me? -No."
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"...and in exchange, we provided him with a new identity."
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"Nobody's seen either of them since last night."
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"I'll tell you what it meant."
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"Christmas and children."
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"Merry Christmas, Ms. Hayes."
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"-Change of heart. -Change of everything."
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"So? A woman named Mary, a baby, three kings?"
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"My manger's your manger."
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"-With DiPesto. You know what that is? -l can guess."
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"I'm not giving that baby to a suspected murderer."
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"-Hello, police? -Hello, police?"
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"David."
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""Get us some lettuce. Grab us some steak."
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"Christmases and children. They make up for a lot of the bad stuff."
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"No, think about it for a minute."
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"Joseph, I hear something out in the living room."
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"It's nothing."
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"Joseph."
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"Wait here."
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"Joseph, this is it?"
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"This is the best that the Witness Protection Program could do?"
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"An apartment? A tiny apartment?"
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"Hell, my cell was bigger than this place."
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"Hey, Leonard."
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"I didn't wanna testify."
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"You cut a stupid deal, Joseph."
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"You thought I wouldn't find you? Thought I'd rot in jail..."
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"...and never look for you?"
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"You have to believe me. I had no choice."
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"I do believe you."
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"I bet you feel just awful about it."
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"Sending your best friend and partner to jail."
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"I bet the memory of that has been haunting you for years."
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"I know it's helped me come to grips with the reality of your suicide."
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"Suicide?"
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"That's the way I heard it."
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"Got stinking drunk three days before Christmas..."
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"...and fell over his balcony."
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"Three years, Joseph."
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"Three years I've been waiting to catch up with you. Three years."
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"Hey, I think I hear Santa Claus outside."
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"You wanna go on the balcony and take a look?"
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"No!"
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"No!"
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"Married? You've got a kid?"
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"Where are they?"
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"Toss this thrash, I'll be back."
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"Please don't cry."
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"Season's greetings!"
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"Sorry."
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"I don't need it. Oh, forget it."
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"Santa's hotline, North Pole."
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"Well, hello, little girl. What's your name?"
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"Santa's hotline, can I help you?"
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"A train set, sure."
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"Santa's hotline, North Pole, hello."
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"North Pole, Santa speaking."
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"Sure I'm sure this is Santa Claus. Who's this?"
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"Ingrid. And how old are you, Ingrid?"
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"Twenty-three, really?"
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"So tell me, Ingrid. You been good?"
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"You've been good a lot?"
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"You ever been great, Ingrid?"
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"Would you like to be?"
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"Are you kidding? Why do you think Santa's always so jolly?"
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"Gotta go. Head elf walked in. She doesn't look happy."
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"You got it. Three days from tonight. I'll be in red. Morning."
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"-You got that right. -Shot in the dark. You're not happy."
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"-Would you tell me what is going on. -Going on?"
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"Going on in our outer office. Going on in your inner office."
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"The phone is ringing and people are answering "North Pole." Why?"
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"If they didn't, no one believes Santy Claus lived here."
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"-l see. -You do?"
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"No, I just wanted to say that to see how it would feel."
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"North Pole, Santa speaking."
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"-No problem. He wants to speak to you. -To me?"
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"Hello."
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"No, this is not Mrs. Claus."
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"What are you doing? Are you still there?"
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"She didn't mean it."
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"Well, I hope you're happy."
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"David, would you please tell me what is going on?"
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"-Santa's hotline. -Santa's what line?"
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"Santa's hotline."
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"Maddie, look out there. What do you see?"
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"Ever notice you answer my questions with questions?"
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"I do?"
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"I see a world starving for hope."
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"A world starving for fantasy. A world starving for joy."
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"-How about you? -I ate before I came in."
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"Don't know if you noticed, but you just did it."
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"-What's that? -Answered a question with a question."
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"I did?"
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"Yes. Now, I don't know if you believe this about me..."
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"...but I take all this suffering personally."
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"-I'll bet. -At night, I sit up thinking."
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"-Imagine that. -Then last night, it hit me."
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"-Left a bruise, I hope. -Who is the beacon of hope..."
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"...of fantasy, of joy still left in the world?"
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"-Steven Spielberg? -Santy Claus."
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"-Yeah? -But all is not well at the North Pole."
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"-No, huh? -No, Maddie, you see..."
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"...we're living in an age of state-of-the-art technology."
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"-Is that bad? -For Kriss Kringle."
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"-Do tell. -All right, 1 will."
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"You wanna tell Santa what you want. What do you do?"
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"-Write a letter. -You haven't been around kids."
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"-Nobody writes anymore. -They don't?"
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"No. They're busy studying for SATs..."
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"...applying for credit cards, going through detox."
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"-Joys of childhood. -That's where the hotline comes in."
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"By dialling our 900 number, children from all over the world..."
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