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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Twas the Episode Before Christmas (S02E02)

"...can converse with old Saint Nick or an appointed helper..."
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"...for the low price of $1.75 a minute, plus the cost of the toll call."
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"Prices may vary outside the continental United States. You like?"
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"-I hate. -Think about it."
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"When you've sunk as low as you can, you find a basement door."
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"Check me here, but you seem disturbed."
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"You have the morals of a rabbit, the brain of a platypus."
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"-You're making me-- -How can you profit from Christmas?"
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"You call the phone company, I placed an ad."
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"Had it cranked in an hour and a half."
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"I just wanna scrape you off the bottom of my shoe."
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"Hey, wait a minute. You're not fooling me. I know what that means."
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"-Did you hear a baby? -Did you hear a baby?"
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"Did you hear a baby?"
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"Where did it sound like it came from?"
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"I'm not sure. Where did it sound like it came from to you?"
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"Santa's hotline ho-ho-ho. We're here to listen so-so-so."
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"Tell me what you want. Tell me what you like."
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"A new baby doll. A shiny new bike."
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"Just tell me what it is. I'll tell you-know-who."
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"And if you've been good, he'll bring it to you."
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"What baby? I don't hear a baby."
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"Thanks, kid."
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"I think I need to talk to someone about a maternity leave."
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"So you just walked in and there he was?"
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"Yeah, right on top of the delicates and fine fabrics."
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"-It's clear what we have to do. -Why? Do you smell something?"
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"-No. We have to call the police. -Why? What's the kid done?"
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"-Police? -That baby belongs to someone..."
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"...and someone is probably worried sick about where he is."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"-Right. -But on the other hand..."
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"...it may be that whoever left this baby knew exactly what they were doing..."
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"...and who they were leaving it with."
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"Thanks, Mr. Addison."
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"May I speak to you outside, please."
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"-What are you doing? -What do you wanna do?"
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"I mean her. She has no business keeping that baby and you know it."
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"-Call the police, what happens? -They'll return that baby to its mother."
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"If there is a mother."
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"If the mother isn't 14 and just abandoned it."
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"If the mother can be found or if she is interested in--"
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"-What is your point? -It's Christmas."
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"-S0? -S0?"
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"Did you see the look in old Agnes' eyes?"
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"They were pointing the same way for once."
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"-Please. -Maddie. Given a choice..."
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"...where would you have that baby?"
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"In some cold, sterile institution or under the loving eyes of Agnes?"
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"-I'm calling the police. -Fine. Don't say you found a baby."
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"What would you have me tell them?"
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"-Ask them if they're looking for one. -And if they say no?"
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"DiPesto watches the baby while we find the mother."
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"Find the mother? And how are we gonna do that?"
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"We're detectives, remember? We go to Agnes' house and look for clues."
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"What about DiPesto? What does she know about babies?"
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"-There's a first time for everything. -It costs money."
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"-Give her a raise. -She has a tiny apartment."
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"So they could stay at your place."
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"They can what?"
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"-Cute kid, huh? -Excuse me."
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"That baby, he's cute, huh?"
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"Yeah, sure, I suppose."
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""Yeah, sure, you suppose"? What's the matter?"
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"What makes you think that?"
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"I don't know."
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"You didn't make much of a fuss about that baby, that's all."
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"That doesn't mean something's the matter. David..."
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"...I don't make a fuss over children."
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"-Really? -Really."
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"-Yeah? -Yeah."
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"-I'm just really surprised. -About what?"
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"-About your attitude. -About what?"
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"-About children. -How can you be surprised when..."
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"-...you don't know what my attitude is? -Well, it's pretty obvious."
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"-Pretty obvious? -Obvious."
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"-I don't wanna talk. -You don't?"
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"-I don't. -You don't, you don't."
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"-Fine. -Fine."
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"-Good. -Good."
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"-Now I wanna say something here. -How unusual."
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"-It might sound a little out of line. -Hard to believe."
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"I think you'd make a hell of a mother."
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"-Thank you. -I mean, I know it's not my place..."
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"...but I just have this instinct."
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"It doesn't matter. We'll probably never know."
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"-What do you mean? -What do you mean, what do I mean?"
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"I'm trying to make a business work. I'm not--"
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"I mean, if you wanted to have a child--"
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"-But I don't. -But if you did."
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"I would help."
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"-You would, huh? -What are friends for?"
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"-That's not the kind of help I need. -That's not the kind of help I meant."
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"I mean..."
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"...that if you met somebody and you wanted a baby, I would help."
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"I'd hold the fort down at the office if you wanted to stay home."
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"What? You wouldn't have the baby for me?"
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"-Hey, I wish I could. -You do, huh?"
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"-l would if I could. -Sure you would."
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"-I would. -Yeah, right."
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"-I mean it. -Sure."
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"-Why not? -Because."
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"That's just one of those things men say to women..."
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"...because they know it will never happen."
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"Well, I mean it."
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"-If you change your mind... -You'll have the baby for me?"
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"-...I'lIl give it my best shot. -What a guy."
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"See if I can find the key here."
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"You folks live here?"
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"Reuben King. How are you today, Mr. and Mrs.--?"
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"DiPesto, 723."
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"Department of Justice?"
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"We're investigating a mishap that occurred here yesterday."
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"We're asking if anyone saw or heard anything."
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"I wonder if I might ask you folks to follow me up to 316."
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"Saul? Guys? Company."
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"-This is the DiPesto family from 723. -Saul King."
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"-Jim King. -And your name?"
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"-Reuben King. -Three Kings."
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"-That's right. -Two aces, you win. The King family."
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