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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Woo-Hoo Dunnit? (S30E30)

"Let go, let go."
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"(alarm beeping)"
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"Homer and Marge were high school sweethearts."
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"Those two are monsters. Cut to them, you'll see."
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"NARRATOR: Little did the Simpsons suspect that their American dream"
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"was about to be flipped upside down"
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"Home to a nuclear power plant and an active volcano,"
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"in a mysterious crime"
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"that would tear the Simpson family apart."
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"Tear us apart."
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"Mom, stop saying "tear us apart.""
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"It's tearing us apart!"
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"NARRATOR: Our conscienceless reenactment begins as Marge and Lisa"
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"MARGE: (chuckles) A jar of cleanser."
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"NARRATOR: A police reenactment confirmed the chief's theory."
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"police suspicion turned to the family."
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"(chuckles)"
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"here and now!"
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"We do not steal."
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"That's borrowing."
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"Somebody set a drink down here without a coaster."
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"That had to be a stranger."
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"D'oh..."
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"NARRATOR: Springfield detectives made"
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"-(phone beeps) -SIDESHOW MEL: Mr. Teeny stole the money,"
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"-you hit pay dirt. -(phone beeps)"
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"of stealing that money to feed her gambling habit."
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"NARRATOR: Marge Simpson. This suburban mother"
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"MARGE: I admit it. I couldn't resist the temptation."
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"NARRATOR: Marge walked out of the casino"
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"Shockingly, the mystery would not be solved"
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"Well it's indisputable that Homer visited the kitchen"
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"consistent with a very violent late-night snack."
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"Although, I still am compelled to say flayvin."
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"LOU: He cleaned up the kitchen after stuffing"
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"(chuckles): Yeah. Yeah."
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"Deadline: Springfield was in dire straits."
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"What if the real criminal mastermind"
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"That's nothing to me."
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"This is what rich is. Smithers, bring me some more money."
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"Oh, definitely. Hey, you're gonna distort"
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"it revealed a horrifying truth."
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"(yowls)"
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"I hadn't heard any other music than disco in so long."
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"They didn't do it."
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"I've never seen such a cooperative witness."
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"plaything wildly popular with kids today."
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"¶ Rise and look around ¶"
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"¶ And you will see who ¶"
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"My plan was, if I owned all the slime, I'd set the price,"
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"(screaming)"
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"Nah. Well, let's look at the.."
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"but Lisa Simpson is not even a little cool."
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"MARGE: Oh, come on."
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"But she's also a girl who wants a new saxophone."
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"(chuckles) Did Dave Brubeck compose in 9/8 time?"
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"a Smoothphone Jazzhonker in black nickel."
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"(chuckles) But I wouldn't steal for it."
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"Okay, okay. Time's up."
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"Because all our biggest stars today"
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"why was she so reluctant to explain her whereabouts"
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"Shut up about my Lisa! I can tell you where she was."
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"-She was... -Uh, bup, bup, bup, bup!"
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"and now the whole world will joke about"
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"So maybe now you vultures can leave us be."
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"Let's go, guys."
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"¶ ¶"
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"NARRATOR: Apologize? (chuckles) Us?"
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"You take that back!"
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"It was a race out the door and your mother won."
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"And stop calling the sofa a love seat!"
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"I barely like it!"
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"Justice may never be served,"
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"WIGGUM: You try not to dwell"
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"Yeah."
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"We got through a documentary looking better"
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"Nobody's done that since André the Giant."
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"Nifty, huh?"
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"What the...? Where'd you get this thing?"
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"I invented it."
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"A thousand. I wanted to start a business."
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"A thousand, huh? That must've been expensive."
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"When did you get so good at your timeses?"
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"I am gonna wait until I do something wrong, and then..."
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"Okay, we're even."
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"And I had an idea, an idea for something"
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"But I admit it, I was gambling,"
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"(sobbing): I understand, honey."
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"(both sobbing)"
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"-What's going on? -Well, Lisa,"
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"From that moment on, Homer and I had never been closer."
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""The Great Simpson Robbery remains unsol...""
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"(stammers) What the hell is this?"
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"I snapped my right vocal cord-- that's the dulcet one."
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"¶ ¶"
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"All we have is the vocal cord of a sheep."
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"Let's just say I stole the money, okay? End of documentary."
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"See you at the Independent Spirit Awards."
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"I took her to her hopscotch tutor."
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"LISA: I was hanging on by a thread,"
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"how I am the only girl who ever needed a hopscotch tutor."
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"Lisa, just repeat after me."
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"One foot, two foot, one foot, one foot, two foot, one foot,"
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"two foot, one foot..."
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"The Scotch invented hopscotch and Scotch tape!"
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"-What about scotch whiskey? -Never heard of it."
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"See, I told you, all innocent."
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"NARRATOR: We've taken up enough of your time."
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"What are you doing? My family's in the clear."
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"I want you to apologize to my wife!"
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"Oh, you will, and you know why?"
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"I am the last person that watches network television,"
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"including the commercials."
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"(grunts)"
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"MARGE: Now promise that this scene"
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"I can't promise that, only the editor can."
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"-I got him. -I'm gonna report you"
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"to the American Cinema Editors."
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"(scoffs) It's just an honorary society."
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"It was obviously Bart. It's always Bart."
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