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Clips from The Simpsons - Saddlesore Galactica (S11E11)

"Well. with the OmniGog system. those worries are a thing of the past."
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"I'm all right. folks. thanks to my OmniGogs."
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"##[ Rock ]"
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"Their big hit was ''T.C.B.''"
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"That's how we talked in the '7 0s. We didn't have a moment to spare."
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"- We're going to play all your old favorites! - [ Cheering Continues ]"
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"But first we'd like to dip into our new CD-"
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"- ''Takin' Care of Business''! - Don't worry. sir. We'll get to that one."
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"No talkin'! No new crap! ''Takin' Care of Business'' now!"
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"#You get up every mornin' from your alarm clock's warnin' #"
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"- Unbelievable. - Dumb-ass."
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"Be sure to stick around for the Battle of the Elementary School Bands."
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"- Oh! - Homer! Lisa's in that."
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"Check out Lisa. She's a sax machine."
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"Makes me think I should have done something with my life. Oh. well. [ Slurps ]"
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"- ## [ Ends ] - [ Applause ]"
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"Beautiful.Just beautiful. This is what ''comptrolling'' is all about."
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"Anybody got a building permit? 'Cause we nailed it."
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"That is the best version of''Living in America'' I've ever heard."
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"Well. unless there's another band. I think we have a winner."
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"Oh. wait. There is another band."
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"From Ogdenville. Uh. please welcome the Ogdenville Band."
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"- [ Applause] - ## [ ''Stars and Stripes Forever'' ]"
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"Whoo! Baby!"
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"Well. it's not going to be easy to pick a winner."
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"Ogdenville! Ogdenville!"
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"- Ogdenville! - [ Exclaims ]"
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"I can't believe those idiot judges were impressed by glowing plastic tubes!"
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"Look, Lisa! It glows! Whoo!"
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"Yeah. right. That's what I meant. Lisa."
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"See. Marge? I told you they could deep-fry my shirt."
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"I wish people would stop telling me to ''step right up.''"
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"- Looks like he's ready to dive. folks! - [ Whimpering. Gasping ]"
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"- [ Shrieking Continues ] - [ Cheering ]"
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"What's that. Duncan? You say you want to dive again? Well-"
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"[ Tires Screech ]"
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"You gotta stop being so trusting. Chief."
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"Good luck getting a horse to eat dog food."
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"You can't do that to Duncan. It's not his fault that his owner was a sleaze."
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"Hmm. Should the Simpsons get a horse?"
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"Excuse me. but I believe this family already had a horse..."
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"Anybody care what this guy thinks?"
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"- [ All ] No! - Mmm."
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"- Tunnel! - [ Whinnies ]"
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"[ Horn Honks ]"
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"[ Duncan Whinnies ]"
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"Oh. my. Oh-"
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"But he'll bring us joy. Marge-"
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"unlike all your silly goo-gahs."
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"[ Slurping. Crunching ]"
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"Marge. your pro-mop/anti-horse agenda has been clear for some time."
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"But don't worry. I have a way for Duncan to earn his keep."
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"[ Whinnies ]"
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"Now let's look in the rule book and see if horses can play in the NFL. D'oh!"
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"He's a diving horse. Maybe he could dive for pearls."
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"Pearls. eh?"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"[ Laughing Continues ]"
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"- Hey. Dad. - Huh?"
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"This horse is pretty fast. Maybe we can race him."
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"Racehorse. eh?"
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"[ Laughing Resumes ]"
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"- Dear Mr. Rresident- - What are you doing. Lisa?"
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"I'm writing a letter to President Clinton about that travesty of a band contest."
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"As a fellow sax player. I'm sure he'll be outraged."
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"Focus on the good things- like this fire extinguisher I got at the fair."
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"Mom. really- Hey. what are you doing?"
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"It's the only fire extinguisher endorsed..."
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"by both Lynda Carter and George Foreman."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Son. I learned everything I needed to know from The Horse Whisperer."
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"Step one: Seduce a lonely housewife."
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"Now for the actual horse whispering."
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"You're... beau-ti-ful."
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"- [ Thumping ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Here's one taco. And you'll get another when you win."
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"Hey. what's with the attitude? I just want some dealies."
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"He ran all the way here."
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"You can do it. Duncan. I don't care if your odds are-"
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"Don't worry. boy. I'll love you even if you don't win."
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"That horse better win..."
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"- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Man Announcing On R.A.] And away they go!"
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"It's Chock Full O' Drugs. followed closely by Stalker. with Old Levis fading fast."
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"What's this? Number five. Duncan..."
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"the horse no one expected to do anything. isn't doing anything."
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"[ Whinnies ]"
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"Would you look at this? The straggler. Duncan..."
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"What a shame the race is already over."
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"Damn good."
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"Duncan's really fast. Dad. He was just intimidated by those other horses."
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"Well. he's not gonna be intimidated anymore."
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"We're gonna toughen him up."
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"Give him a new bad-ass attitude."
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"All those other horses will be shaking in their horse dealies."
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"I wrote to him. and he never wrote back."
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"No. I don't want Al Gore."
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"Lisa. you've got to learn that life isn't always fair."
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"Try to channel your disappointment into something creative. like a sampler."
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"Ladies. say hello to-"
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"He's the bad boy of racing. He's got attitude and ''baditude''..."
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"- [ Whinnies ] - so show him some latitude. and you'll win his gratitude."
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"Why. look at that disgraceful beast."
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"- Get bent. - [ Both Gasp ]"
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"That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified."
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"Can't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?"
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"Yeah. I'm shakin' in my silks."
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"- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Announcer On R.A.] And away they go!"
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"Okay. Lisa. I've got Furious D across the board..."
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"Mom. I think you might be developing a gambling problem."
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"Hey. I'm watching you."
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"[ Announcer] They're tightly bunched as they round the far turn."
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"Wait a minute. Hang on to your monocles..."
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"Be as bad as you wanna be."
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"- [ Announcer] And the winner-Furious D! - [ Bell Rings ]"
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"[ Shutter Clicking ]"
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"- [ Nickers. Whinnies ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Ah. man! That horse don't take no guff from nobody."
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"- [ Whinnies ] - #Because he's racing #"
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"#And pacing and plotting the course #"
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"- #He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse # - [ Blusters ]"
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