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Clips from The Simpsons - Saddlesore Galactica (S11E11)

"You're quite a trainer. Mr. Simpson. Care to join us for a beer in the jockeys' lounge?"
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"I've been waitin' all my life to hear that."
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"What is this place?"
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"[ Normal Voice ] We only talk like this on your surface world."
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"But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens."
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"#We are the jockeys Jockeys are we #"
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"#We live underground in a fiberglass tree #"
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"# On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream #"
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"#Your renegade horse is making us frown #"
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"#Just lose the stinkin' race #"
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"[ Whimpering ]"
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"Did that really happen. or was it just a wonderful dream?"
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"[ Homer] Son, don't ask why, but you have to lose the big race."
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"You want me to lose the Springfield Derby?"
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"But you always taught me that winning was everything."
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"But we've been pushing that poor horse too hard."
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"Maybe. But if Duncan wins the derby. he can spend the rest of his days as a stud."
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"All right. We'll give it a shot."
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"[ Announcer] Welcome to the Springfield Derby..."
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"- Good luck today. Bill. [ Hisses ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"Furious D takes the early lead."
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"Ow! Ooh! Oh!"
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"Let's try to remember the good little people..."
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"likeJames Madison or Oscar winner Linda Hunt."
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"Might this be the start of a terrifying planet of the horses?"
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"Go. Son! Do it for the normals!"
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"Hollywood is leading our kids down a moral sewer. Gotta go!"
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"- Hey. need any help. Homer? - Nah. we're cool."
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"Ooh. can you imagine- her face on her body?"
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"- [ Gasps ] You read my letter? - Much of it. yes."
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"And those glow sticks were wrong. Very wrong."
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"- Congratulations. - [ Gasps ] Thank you. Mr. President."
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"No. Thank you, Lisa. for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson."
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"If things don't go your way.just keep complaining until your dreams come true."
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"- Shh! - [ Comic Book Guy ] Worst episode ever."
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"-Just go. - Thank you."
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"##[ Carnival ]"
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"- [ Cheering ] - A little late for Lenny."
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"Who are those pleasant old men?"
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"- Hello. Springfield! - [ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"I stand by my disappointed groan."
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"- Oh. yeah. Better. - Oh. yes."
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"Third best for me."
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"[ Lisa Gasps ] Glow sticks?"
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"You mean state unfair."
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"- [ Whirring ] - [ Shrieks ]"
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"I'm afraid this horse is going to the dog food factory."
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"Breakfast is served."
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"Honey. don't get obsessed with that."
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"Uh- Bingo! [ Grunts ] Hey. let go. you lousy. stinkin'-"
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"Wha-"
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"Oh."
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"Cheer up. Son."
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"Hello. I'd like to speak to President Clinton. please."
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"That's it. D. Don't let anyone push you around."
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"- #He's going the distance # - [ Crowd Cheering ]"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"- Ha! - Ooh!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"# Between Earth and hell we reign supreme #"
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"Well. it is a good life. Believe me. [ Laughs ]"
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"- I'll deal with those murderous trolls. - Huh?"
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"[ High-pitched Shouting ]"
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"- Let me out, please! - We'll give you gold."
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"Now that you're a champion. you have your pick of the fillies."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"Homer. give him the 50 cents."
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"## [ ''Living in America'' ]"
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"## [ Continues ]"
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"Step right up and see Duncan..."
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"I'd rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them."
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"# My horse must lose ##"
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"- [ Air Horn Blares ] - [ Horses Whinny ]"
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"- [ Grunts ] - [ All Gasp ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Shrieks ]"
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"Now. this is clearly a case of animal cruelty."
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"- [ Door Slams ] - [ Tires Squeal ]"
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"[ All Grunting ]"
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"You mean horseshoes?"
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"#He's going the distance #"
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"[ Chorus ] # The Simpsons #"
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"[ Shudders ]"
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"So many horses- I don't know who to vote for."
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"- What do you want me to do? - #Your horse must lose #"
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"Get to the ''workin' overtime'' part!"
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"- Whoo! - ## [ Ends ]"
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"#Those stars and stripes Those crazy stripes Let's end together #"
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"Okay. We'll do a different song."
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"##[ Guitar Solo ]"
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"- Ogdenville! - But I think one school..."
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"Oh. wait. You were number five?"
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"Ooh. he looks scary."
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"- #Ah, ah # - [ Whinnies ]"
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"What happened?"
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"[ All ] Freaks. Freaks. Freaks."
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"I believe in you."
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"only to have the rubber band fly off and hit you right in the eye?"
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"Well. I was going to give you the Good Sportsmanship Award..."
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"- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Cheering ]"
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"Uh. do you have a permit for that?"
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"has exploded out of the gate and is making a big move!"
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"- [ Nickers ] - [ Gasps ]"
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"- Guff? - I mean sh-"
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"[ High-pitched Laughter]"
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"[ Karate Yells ]"
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"Hey. the blonde broad's got a point."
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"Miracle Shears!"
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"Ah!"
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"Whatever!"
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"#Take the 8:1 5 into the city #"
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"but now I'm just going to be sick."
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"- State unfair. - Zing!"
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"Well. except the mop."
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"Hmm. That's terrific. Duncan. You're 1 0 for 1 0."
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"[ Crunching ]"
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"Dad. if we're gonna race Duncan. shouldn't we hire a professional trainer?"
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"You really think that horse can run a mile and a half?"
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"## [ Call To The Post ]"
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