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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - False Positive (S06E06)

"Oh, damn, that's smooth."
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"I thought you finally got that interview at World Wide News."
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"Well, I did."
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"But they only offered me a boring, low-paid, off-camera research job."
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"Which could be a stepping stone to bigger things in your career."
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"So could Heads or Tails."
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"The first currency rotation specialist..."
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"went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor."
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"And then she lost, like, a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser."
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"And now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab."
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"[Ted Narrating] It seemed like there was no changing Robin's mind."
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"But what we didn't realize was that in a few minutes..."
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"our whole world was going to be turned upside-down."
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"- I'm pregnant. - What?"
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"Now, kids, when your friends have great news, you're happy for them..."
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"for, like, a millisecond."
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"And then you start thinking about yourself."
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"[Thinking] Oh, my God. They're really having a baby."
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"What am I doing with my life?"
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"Starting Monday, I'm a currency rotation sp..."
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"Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a coin flip bimbo."
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"And I'm still single."
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"Okay, let's not go there, Scherbatsky. That's a whole other thing."
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"I gotta take that World Wide News job."
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"[Ted Narrating] And so the next night, we had two things to celebrate."
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"Well, you are looking at the new associate researcher at World Wide News."
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"- [Gasps] - Oh, my gosh! That's amazing news."
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"- What changed your mind? - Marshall and Lily."
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"I just realized that I am about to have a little niece who looks up to me..."
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"and I don't wanna be sad Aunt Robin..."
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"the aging coin flip bimbo who gives her the creeps."
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"I wanna be cool Aunt Robin..."
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"the respected journalist who gives her beer."
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"- What? - What? Oh..."
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"I have never seen you guys looking so at peace."
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"- [Both Exhale] - To Lily and Marshall."
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"- To Lily and Marshall. - Well, thank you."
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"I mean, we've never been happier."
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"[Ted Narrating] The next day, Robin called Heads or Tails to respectfully decline."
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"Hi. Mr. Trebek, um, this is Robin Scherbatsky."
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"- But at that moment... - You're not pregnant."
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"[Both Gasping]"
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"- As honored as I am by the offer, um... - [Phone Chirping]"
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"[Beep]"
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"[Thinking] Oh, my God. They're not having a baby."
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"What am I getting all up in my head about?"
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"That research job sounds hard."
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"And I'm pretty. I'm really, really pretty."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"You are looking at the new coin flip bimbo."
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"[Imitating Gunfire]"
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"[No Audible Dialogue]"
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"- You took the Heads or Tails job? - Yeah."
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"What about World Wide News? Your I.D. badge?"
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"You made a New Year's resolution."
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"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
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"What's with the gingerbread house?"
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"We're seeing a Christmas movie."
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"- It's a Christmas-themed movie snack. - Mmm."
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"Let's hope Santa brings you a girlfriend this year, Teddy."
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"[Muttering]"
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"Where the hell is Barney?"
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"[Ted Narrating] Where was Barney? Let's back up again."
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"You see, while this was going on..."
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"- It's positive. - It's positive?"
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"this was happening."
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"And now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab."
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"A yuletide riddle."
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"What is my second-favorite word that begins with B-O-N?"
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"Bon Jovi?"
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"What is my third-favorite word that begins with B-O-N?"
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"[Imitates Buzzer] "Bonus.""
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"My God!"
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"Barney, I work for GNB too."
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"All I got was a $15 gift card to Costa Coffee."
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"And you earned it, buddy."
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"Check out what I'm gonna buy for myself."
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"The Dibiase."
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"See those pinstripes... diamonds."
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"It is the uppest a person could ever suit."
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"Uh, has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?"
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"Charity?"
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"You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity."
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"I frequently sleep with sixes..."
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"chubsters, over-30s."
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"I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"- Big announcement. - Let me guess. You got a huge bonus check too."
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"No, just a $30 gift card to Costa Coffee."
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"- Thirty? - I'm pregnant."
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"- [Gasps] - What?"
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"I've never seen that woman before in my life."
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"Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations!"
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"[Thinking] Huh."
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"Marshall and Lily are doing something meaningful..."
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"and it's making me less happy about this bonus."
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"And I'm still single. At least I got that goin'for me."
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"So why do I still feel outside of awesome looking in?"
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"What am I doing with my life?"
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"- We've never been happier. - Mmm."
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"Can't imagine anything bringing me down right now."
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"Oh, Marshall, you only think you're happy. Just wait."
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"Because tonight..."
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"is Barney's favorite things!"
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"- ## [Disco] - [Cheering, Screaming]"
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"[Ted Narrating] That was the reaction Barney expected."
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"...things! - This is the one he got."
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"- Huh? - I don't know what that is."
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"Barney's favorite things."
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"- Like Oprah. - [Marshall] Oh."
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"Just get excited, okay?"
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"- Sure. - [Ted Narrating] The next hour got pretty weird."
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"- Velour tracksuits! - [Cheering]"
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"- Velour is so comfortable. - These are so soft!"
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"Remote control helicopters!"
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"Condoms!"
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"And last but not least..."
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"there is a fleet of limos outside..."
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"waiting to take us to..."
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"a strip club!"
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