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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - False Positive (S06E06)

"- To Lily and Marshall. - Well, thank you."
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"and how it caused each of us to reexamine our own lives."
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"Because while this was happening..."
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"[Voice Quavering] It's gonna be a magical day."
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"I know what you're thinkin'. "I wish I was a dude.""
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"I do wish you were a dude."
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"What was the year of the coin again?"
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"- You're a journalist. What is the matter with you? - It's a national audience."
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"Robin, have you forgotten about your New Year's resolution?"
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"I am gonna finish this whole bottle tonight."
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"Whoosh!"
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"Okay, I also said I would never make out with a garbageman."
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"Hey, guys."
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"As in my end-of-the-year bonus check."
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"Everybody gets a lap dance!"
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"No, I don't mean that Charity."
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"Diamond suited up."
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"Just keep smiling. Maybe wave."
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"Lily, we have to relax. There's no need to panic."
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"Lily, we have to relax. There's no need to panic."
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"## [Man Singing: Rock]"
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"# Why all these lights popping off in my face? #"
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"# Or am I freakin'out? Freakin'out? #"
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"- You're sure you're not missing a decimal point? - Nope."
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"Um, no."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"[Ted Narrating] In December of 2010..."
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"my friends and I decided to go see It's a Wonderful Life on the big screen."
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"It seemed like something we all needed."
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"After all, it had been a crazy couple days."
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"It all started with a pregnancy test."
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"This is taking forever. Are you sure you did it right?"
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"Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?"
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"Can I ask you a question that's plagued me for years? Can girls aim?"
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"Um, can boys aim?"
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"'Cause it seems to me like I'm takin' a mop to that bathroom floor every two days."
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"Okay, you're the one who put the Far Side calendar up over the toilet."
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"You know I laugh with my whole body."
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"[Gasps] It's been two minutes."
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"[Both Exhale]"
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"[Together] One, two, three."
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"It's positive."
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"It's positive? It's positive?"
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"- It's positive. - It's positive? It's positive!"
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"- I'm pregnant. - [Robin] What?"
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"I've never seen that woman before in my life."
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"Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations!"
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"To Lily and Marshall."
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"- We've never been happier. - Mmm."
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"Can't imagine anything bringing me down right now."
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"- You're not pregnant. - [Gasps]"
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"Well, that did it."
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"## [Man Vocalizing]"
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"## [Ends]"
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, this is the story..."
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"of the 36 hours we all thought Lily was pregnant..."
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"Are you sure you did it right?"
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"I was on the phone with Punchy, my best friend from high school..."
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"who had recently asked me to be his best man."
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"Yeah, Punchy, I've given this some serious thought."
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"I think I know how we can crush these floral arrangements."
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"Here it comes. Hit me up, Schmos."
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"Peonies, lavender blossoms with a halo of baby's breath..."
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"for an ambience of springtime rejuvenation."
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"Crushed it!"
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"That's exactly the accent of whimsy this celebration of love needs!"
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"Because if I was a dude, I could have Ted Mosby as my best man."
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"No. And here's why."
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"Ted, the best man's job..."
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"is not to crush the floral arrangements."
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"It's to get the groom down the aisle."
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"I just don't think you have what it takes to get that soldier..."
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"to pick up his rifle and charge up the hill."
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"Uh, are you forgetting? I've done this before. I was Marshall's best man."
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"And how did that go again?"
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"- [Screaming] - No!"
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"0 for 1."
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"Oh, come on. That wasn't my fault."
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"And need I remind you, I gave a beautiful toast."
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"- Ted. - [Screaming]"
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"O, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"Oh, God, I'm freakin' out."
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"Why did I choose Ted to be my best man?"
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"Uh, yeah, it's hard to take criticism from someone..."
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"who just recorded seven episodes of Million Dollar Heads or Tails."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, Million Dollar Heads or Tails was an extremely popular show..."
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"with an extremely simple premise."
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"All right, your practice flip came up tails..."
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"but our Vegas oddsmaker tells us that the next toss is still just 50-50."
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"And so, Jordan, for one million dollars..."
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"heads or tails?"
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"[Audience Shouting] Tails! Heads! Tails!"
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"Why the sudden obsession with Heads or Tails?"
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"Well, it turns out that Heads or Tails has a job opening."
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"- [Audience Shouting] Heads! Tails! - Ta... Heads."
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"Marni, flip that coin."
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"- [Groans] - [Audience Gasping]"
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"So now because of that incident, Heads or Tails is looking for a new..."
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""currency rotation specialist.""
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"- You mean "coin flip bimbo"? - They're not bimbos."
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"You auditioned, didn't you?"
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"- And you're Canadian? - Mm-hmm."
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"Robin, aside from that coin, this is the other thing that's flipping right now."
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"What is my lid for you?"
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"You're the new coin flip bimbo?"
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"Currency rotation specialist."
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"Robin, you better check yourself..."
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"before you Trebek yourself."
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"I get to wear shiny dresses."
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"I'm never drinking again."
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"No, before that."
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"Before that too."
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"I moved here..."
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"to work for a big-time cable news channel like World Wide News."
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"Well, by this time next year..."
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"I will be wearing a World Wide News I.D. badge around my neck."
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"And to show you that I'm serious..."
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"this is my first and only drink of the night."
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