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Clips from New Girl - Bully (S01E01)

"I don't know, it really just clicked in for me..."
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"and I don't think that we should do this anymore."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"So I was right about the cactus."
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"What kind of crazy person destroys a child's robot?"
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"Can you bring me a bunch of Phillips-head screwdrivers..."
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"and, like, a crescent wrench and, like, other tool things?"
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"What if I'm busy?"
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"Thank you, Winston. I really needed that."
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"It's been a really hard week."
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"Hey, man, I'm going to the beach to watch the sun go down..."
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"because I love sunsets. Did you know that about me?"
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"What the hell is wrong with you?"
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"Oh, Julia dumped me, so, sad face."
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"Wanna come to the beach? I feel great, I'm ready to rock..."
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"but I really don't wanna be alone."
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"Scissors?"
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"How am I supposed to fix a robot arm with scissors?"
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"- Those are my good scissors. - Why do you have good scissors?"
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"You know, the news only focuses on what goes wrong."
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"Never talks about what goes right."
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"- Evolution. You know? - That's it. Come here."
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"Yeah, exactly. - I'm gonna kill him."
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"- Get him out of here. - Hey, guys."
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"- What? - You guys wanna watch The Piano later?"
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"Here? You wanna do it here?"
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"Okay, all right. What's the scenario?"
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"We enter separately..."
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"pretending to be strangers meeting in the bathroom."
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"You want me on the can, off the can?"
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"No, I just need to pop in this party for like 20 minutes."
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"- When I come back, we'll have sex. - Okay, let's do it."
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"Oh, no. Um, I'm going in there alone."
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"- Well, what am I supposed to do? - I'll crack a window for you."
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"Crack a window for me? What am I, your sex dog? What...?"
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"What if I have to go to the bathroom? Just give me a chew toy."
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"Come on, Schmidt, stop being such a big baby."
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"Oh, my... Are you ashamed of me?"
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"Yes. Absolutely, 100 percent. I'm 100 percent ashamed of you."
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"Oh, what a revelation."
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"Come on, Schmidt, I can't be the first woman..."
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"who's ashamed to be with you."
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"Okay, look, I won't go into your party, if..."
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"If you go to breakfast with me tomorrow. In public."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"- Oh, really? - Really. I mean, I can survive breakfast."
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"I'll be back soon."
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"Hey, Wendy. How's it going?"
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"I hope it works. I didn't get a chance to test it."
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"Ha-ha-ha. Even broken, it's got a shot at top prize. Have you seen this crap?"
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""What can old people do?""
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""Does it taste better with hot sauce?""
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"Guess what I just learned? What's inside of a pumpkin."
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"Apparently, a lot. I didn't know."
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"Whoa."
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"You have to get him out of here."
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"You see him. He's about to blow. I'm not having him by himself."
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"There's Brianna."
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"Hi, Brianna."
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"You must be Brianna's moms. I'm Miss Day."
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"- Right. The singer. - You're the one who sings."
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"This is Brianna's project, a robotic arm."
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"Start it up, Brianna."
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"Oh!"
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"And a project bursts into flames."
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"Brianna, what happened?"
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"Someone must have sabotaged it."
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"Bet it was Nathaniel."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"He's been creating problems. What are you gonna do?"
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"Nathaniel, come over here."
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"Um..."
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"Actually, uh, this is my fault."
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"I sabotaged the science project."
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"And it was totally unprofessional."
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"And I'm sorry, but your daughter is..."
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"How do I put this?"
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"- Brianna is difficult. - Difficult?"
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"- You sabotaged her project. - Your daughter sucks."
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"Okay, she is a demon seed. She is the spawn of Satan."
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"And I do believe I speak for the entire human race when I say that..."
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"people like her should not be building robots."
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"- Who are you? - Brown Lightning."
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"- I want her disciplined. - No."
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"- No. - Wonderful."
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"Hey, no, no."
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"Why can't we all just love each other, right?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Want a science project? How about this as a science project?"
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"Love is a myth."
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"Why is this Earth so big and I am so small?"
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"So, yay, Earth. Be optimistic?"
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"Learn. We're all gonna die alone, so..."
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"- My office, 9 a.m. - I was right about the cactus."
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"I assure you I'll be watching Miss Day very closely."
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"Hi."
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"I am so sorry, Tanya."
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"Don't be. I love it."
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"Jess, you're a real teacher now."
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"Come here. Welcome."
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"I'm not a kid hater."
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"That's right."
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"None of us are."
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"Hey, Brianna. Can I speak to you?"
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"Look, I know I'm not your favorite teacher."
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"You don't like my style. That's fine."
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"I'm not gonna change who I am..."
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"so you're just gonna have to deal with it and respect it."
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"Also, you're gonna take this paper, and you're gonna sing a duet with me."
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"- What? - Oh, yeah."
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"Everybody, settle down."
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"One, two, three, four."
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"You really don't wanna be seen having breakfast with me, do you?"
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"- Are we even still in L. A? - Schmidt, you and I are not together."
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"We're not in a relationship."
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"- We're just having sex. - And I love it."
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"And I'm not gonna be a prize that you get to show off."
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"Look, guys are always just showing me off, and I hate it."
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"I wanna tell people..."
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"because I think that you are the dopest, flyest..."
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