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Clips from New Girl - Bully (S01E01)

"smartest, ballsiest, bitchiest, truly terrifying woman..."
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"that I have sexually enjoyed in a really long time."
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"Do you wanna tell the waitress?"
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"Uh, if I could have everyone's attention. Real quick, if you could..."
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"Hey, guys, call a timeout to whatever that thing is."
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"Okay, great."
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"I am having sex with this woman right here. You wanna stand up?"
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"- No. - Don't wanna do it? All right, great."
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"I'm enjoying myself immensely."
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"having sex with this girl right here, to completion."
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"Parkour!"
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"Down. Hit it."
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"Down. Hit it."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey."
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"I got you a real plant."
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"Yeah, I don't want it, Jess, I'll just kill it."
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"I know. You're a plant killer."
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"And I write songs. We're weirdos."
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"But that's who we are. And that's fine."
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"And you have a giant cactus needle sticking out of your face."
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"What? Where is it?"
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"Can you get it out? Get it out. Ow."
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"So it's time we all make a change"
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"The song is called, "Let Me Lift You Up With My Robot Arm"?"
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"- Yeah. - Catchy."
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"Title is flawed, no question."
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"But you are kicking ass with the comments. Look at this."
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"- "This teacher is muy caliente." - Hot, hot, hot."
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""I'd like to grade her on a curve." Yep."
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""Finally, entertainment that doesn't resort to salty language.""
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"- These commenters are all you, aren't they? - Yes. Yes, they are."
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"My friends."
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"- You did what? - What?"
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"It's a physical thing, but I am definitely for real..."
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"Finally."
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