Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from New Girl - Bully (S01E01)

"I know 12-year-olds are vicious, vengeful creatures."
New Girl
"Middle-school girls literally scalp each other."
New Girl
"I spent most of sixth grade with a bald spot on my head."
New Girl
"- What? - But don't tell me..."
New Girl
"music can't make a difference because it can."
New Girl
"Those kids were videotaping me on their cell phones."
New Girl
"I think kids are gonna really remember that."
New Girl
"- You know, this day. - What's the song called?"
New Girl
"Um, "Sad Sparrow," parentheses, "imagine a World Without Bullies.""
New Girl
"- Why? - This is why."
New Girl
"He's not the smartest bird Or the most pretty"
New Girl
"He spreads disease"
New Girl
"Throughout the city"
New Girl
"At least the bully is not making fun of that kid."
New Girl
"They're making fun of me."
New Girl
"Sad sparrow fly on"
New Girl
"The hawk took a poop on you."
New Girl
"I'm not proud of myself for saying this, but it's a funny video."
New Girl
"Sad sparrow fly on"
New Girl
"Look at that, man."
New Girl
"Why can't we go upstairs for a little Schmidt and spin?"
New Girl
"You said everybody's in the living room."
New Girl
"- What about your place? - My place is not an option."
New Girl
"All the models are there. It's 12 models in two rooms."
New Girl
"- It's like a room full of hungry Russians. - Uh, yes, please, let's go there."
New Girl
"What about a little good, old-fashioned car sex?"
New Girl
"I can't do my moves in there. I like to improvise with my body."
New Girl
"I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience..."
New Girl
"Okay, are we gonna do this or not?"
New Girl
"I kind of need this to happen right now, okay?"
New Girl
"Isn't there a Starbuck's bathroom around here we could use?"
New Girl
"What do I look like, a Gypsy courtesan?"
New Girl
"How hard are you gonna drop the hammer on the kid who did this?"
New Girl
"I'm gonna find this kid, and I'm just gonna..."
New Girl
"open up a dialogue."
New Girl
"Not gonna work. Take it from me, I used to be a bully."
New Girl
"Ow. - Brown Lightning."
New Girl
"- Wow, you had a catchphrase? - Yeah. You gotta hit them where it hurts."
New Girl
"Thank you, but I have a different approach."
New Girl
"Jerk-sica?"
New Girl
"My last name rhymes with "gay"..."
New Girl
"and the best thing you can think of is Jerk-sica?"
New Girl
"Reason."
New Girl
"Hey, Schmidt. Oh, there is? Thank you."
New Girl
"He says look out the window. There's a crescent moon out."
New Girl
"Oh, dip, seriously?"
New Girl
"Why do we care about a crescent moon?"
New Girl
"I don't know."
New Girl
"I'm gonna live up there someday."
New Girl
"Hey, Julia, what's up, girl? Hope you're having a great time in Beijing."
New Girl
"I miss you. I can't wait to see you. I got the cactus. Thank you so much."
New Girl
"I'm taking great care of it. Yeah, things are doing good here."
New Girl
"Everything's really cool, just..."
New Girl
"Taking names, kicking butt, you know, all that."
New Girl
"Nope, that's not gonna be the one."
New Girl
"Hey, Julia, just calling back to say that I get it."
New Girl
"Message received. I'm the cactus."
New Girl
"If you put me in the desert, I'll grow some needles too."
New Girl
"You bet I would. You bet I would."
New Girl
"FYI, I'm not high right now."
New Girl
"Julia."
New Girl
"Julia. Call me back."
New Girl
"Call me back, Julia."
New Girl
"Julia, it's Nick."
New Girl
"I'm sorry, I just realized about the time difference."
New Girl
"So if you get this one first could you please just delete the other ones?"
New Girl
"I love you. What did I just?"
New Girl
"I don't hear anyone out there. I think I'm safe."
New Girl
"And I want you to know, that was the last time, okay?"
New Girl
"This is over."
New Girl
"But we haven't even gotten to the cheese course."
New Girl
"A little sharp, aged cheddar? Mm-hm. Manchego?"
New Girl
"Maybe some buttery Gruyère?"
New Girl
"You sure you wanna miss out?"
New Girl
"I just wanna slowly peel the wax off your Babybels."
New Girl
"What are you even saying?"
New Girl
"- How about a little stinky taleggio? - Why is this working?"
New Girl
"- I am so turned on right now. - Or maybe some cream cheese?"
New Girl
"Want some schmear, Cece?"
New Girl
"You know, what? Cece, you should go."
New Girl
"Because if you have the strength to turn all this down..."
New Girl
"do it."
New Girl
"Yeah, I'm good."
New Girl
"Hi."
New Girl
"Who do I speak to, re, getting something removed from the Internet?"
New Girl
"Yeah, I can hold."
New Girl
"- Wanna party with Havarti? - Fine."
New Girl
"Give me the damn cheese."
New Girl
"So, Brianna, I saw the robot arm in the user profile..."
New Girl
"so I know you made that video."
New Girl
"So I thought we could sit and talk for a minute."
New Girl
"Look, Brianna, I know you're better than this."
New Girl
"Can we talk about you for a few minutes?"
New Girl
"Okay. Can we talk about you instead?"
New Girl
"I'm an open book. Ask me anything."
New Girl
"How come you don't have a boyfriend?"
New Girl
"And is it true that your boyfriend before that cheated on you?"
New Girl
"Are you barren, Miss Day?"
New Girl
"And why is your voice so deep like a man's?"
New Girl
"- It's not. It's not. - Your happiness seems like a mask."
New Girl
"Well, I better go."
New Girl
"What have I done?"
New Girl
"Julia. So glad you're home."
New Girl
"Hey."
New Girl
"- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay. Welcome back."
New Girl
"- Are you sure? - You listen to the messages?"
New Girl
"- I did. - You did? That sucks."
New Girl
"- I really didn't mean anything. - I know."
New Girl
"Look, I got in my head, Julia, I thought you sent me this cactus..."
New Girl
"because you were trying to tell me that I can't take care of a normal plant."
New Girl
"Which, when I think about it, I probably can't."
New Girl
"Plants freak me out. I'm way better with babies, actually."
New Girl
"Not that I want to have a baby with you right now."
New Girl
"That's not what I mean. I'm getting weird again."
New Girl
"What I mean to say... Julia, please, I overreacted."
New Girl
"I think we should break up."
New Girl
"I do. I mean, I didn't realize it when I sent it."
New Girl
"But then after listening to the seven..."
New Girl
"- Yeah, I know. ...seven, Nick, separate voice mails..."
New Girl
"about the meaning behind the cactus..."
New Girl
Show more clips