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Clips from The Simpsons - The Parent Rap (S13E13)

"What did she say about cupcakes?"
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"Then where was he when you stole the police car?"
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"Your Honor, I was chasing the KBBL Party Penguin Prize Patrol."
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"You abandoned your son to win $40?"
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"And a Blue Oyster Cult medallion. Cool."
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"And that was more important than keeping your son out of trouble?"
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"Your Honor, if I may sing a little bit of Don't Fear the Reaper,"
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"I think you'll agree that..."
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"But you have got a boy here who is crying out for adult supervision!"
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"I couldn't agree more."
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"Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or "au pair. ""
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"Sorry, bub. That crow won't caw."
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"It won't?"
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"I hereby order you to be tethered to your son!"
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"Tethered? Tethered."
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"Report to room five."
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"Room five?"
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"There we go. How's that?"
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"It's a little tight."
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"Sir, you are not a size four."
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"I used to be."
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"This punishment is so cruel."
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"Can that judge do this to us?"
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"Creative sentencing is common these days."
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"That's why Bill Clinton is our new mailman."
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"Well, maybe it'll be fun. You'll get to spend more time together."
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"Race you to the kitchen, my little tether ball."
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"Today we're going to talk about predicates and predicate nominatives."
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"Boring!"
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"Mr. Simpson, I'm trying to teach."
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"Come on. These kids are never gonna use that stuff."
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"Will you please just go back to sleep?"
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"Fine."
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"All right, now, who can pick out"
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"the predicate in this sentence?"
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"What's wrong with him now, Bart?"
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"Night terrors, ma'am."
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"Cobras!"
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"Okay, Son, concentrate."
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"Shut out everything but the sound of my criticism."
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"Swing!"
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"Hurry up, Dad!"
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"I'm with you, Son."
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"Safe! Wow. My first home run."
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"That's my boy."
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"Come on, hug me."
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"Cobras! Cobras!"
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"I thought I would hate working nights, but it's so peaceful."
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"And there's no one here to squeal on me for shooting mice."
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"Can I ask you something, Dad? Sure, boy."
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"The town keeps getting bigger."
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"Will there always be enough electricity?"
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"Oh, Son, you know that's none of your business."
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"Say, is that our house?"
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"Uh, I don't think our house has a steeple."
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"Yeah. I forget things sometimes."
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"Really? You like skateboards?"
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"Mmm-hmm. We're sure learning a lot about each other."
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"My head! I need a beer."
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"I hit my head, Moe."
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"One beer, coming up."
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"Hey, hey, no kids in the bar!"
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"Since when?"
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"I'm cold and scared."
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"That's my little slugger."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah. They're Italian."
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"Yeah, I rob now."
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"There's a new judge in town"
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"with a hard-nosed approach to juvenile crime."
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"Punish the parents."
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"It's about time. Oh."
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"Kids are running wild, Kent."
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"And I blame Mr. and Mrs. Neverspank."
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"Uh-oh. We'll have to bleep their names."
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"You'll bleep nothing. Parents, it's time to take control."
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"If you can't cope, you'll wear the rope."
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"Well, you can tell she's never had kids."
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"Look how high and firm her breasts are."
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"constant supervision has been good for Bart."
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"He might even make the honor roll,"
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"if Dad can control his night terrors."
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"Well, that's a pretty big if, honey."
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"Come on, Dad. I gotta go to the bathroom."
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"I just got comfortable. Use the bottle."
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"No! I don't want you going in a bottle. That's what hobos do."
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"Come on, Homer."
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"No."
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"Mom!"
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"Oh, geez. Homer, just take him to the bathroom."
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"Fine! I don't know why we even have a bottle!"
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"Somebody tell me!"
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"Would you mind? I'm trying to do my homework."
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"Son, it's a little chilly."
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"Maybe you should wrap a blanket around your head."
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"Homie, no. We can't."
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"What's the... What's the big deal?"
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"He sees a thousand times worse on that Animal Channel!"
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"Why not? Kids are very visual these days!"
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"No! But..."
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"The lady said no."
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"Hey, shut up."
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"You shut up."
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"Ow!"
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"What'd you do that for?"
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"Why, you little..."
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"That really hurt."
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"I can't take it anymore!"
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"Mom, you cut the tether."
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"We're free! Your mother set us free!"
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Don't celebrate too much."
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"Hey, what..."
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"Who said that?"
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"through the magic of fiber optics."
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"Hey, how about that?"
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"Quiet, Tubsy! You violated my order."
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"But Constance, it only happened because..."
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"Hey, hey, if I want a cock and bull story, I'll read Hemingway."
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"Are you threatening me with that knife?"
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