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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Mother's Day (S02E02)

"- Ew! Why him? - Because he's got freakishly tiny hands."
Modern Family (2009)
"I..."
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"Hey! Hey, what's this?"
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"Oh! Thank you."
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"Oh! We're never gonna be done by 6:00."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# I know you wanna leave me #"
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"I'm not sure that's true."
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"May I remind you that my big crime was making you fluffy pancakes."
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"It's nice to have the husbands around to help, right?"
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"You can't bitch all day because you're not at the beach all day!"
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"He's persnickety."
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"Keep your mouth shut when she comes back."
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"Okay, I'm just gonna say this one time so we can move on."
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"They offered me a bouquet, Mitchell."
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"- Well... - That's a nightshirt."
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"- What are you saying? - Come on, you know."
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"Manny, let's talk about what really happened."
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"- My dad? - Shh."
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"- Dad what? - He cried."
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"if you thought I had some big emotional moment about my mom, but I didn't."
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"It's okay, Jay. Let it out. Let it out."
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"Mitchell?"
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"- Phil, come on. Oh, honey."
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"English - US - SDH"
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"Okay. Okay, here she comes."
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"- What are you wearing? - You don't remember this shirt?"
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"You made it for me for Mother's Day in kindergarten. It's adorable."
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"It's perverted. It looks like you were felt up by the creepy guy around the corner."
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"- Thank you. - I cannot believe you kept that shirt."
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"Of course I kept it. I'm your mother."
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"I keep everything you make me."
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"- Please take that off. Oh, when I'm dead."
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"Today is my special day, and I am gonna enjoy me some coffee."
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"You know that's a pencil holder, right?"
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"I do now."
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"Go first. - No, you can go first."
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"- Manny, go first. - No, Jay, you go first."
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"Somebody give me a present."
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"Oh, Jay! A diamond necklace."
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"You deserve it."
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"Go ahead, kid."
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"- Happy Mother's Day, Mom. - Ah!"
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"A necklace made of the Froot Loops. I love it."
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"I know they're not exactly diamonds, Mom."
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"No, they're beautiful."
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"You know what? I got a confession to make. Those aren't real diamonds."
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"No. Give them back. I'll get you some real ones later."
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"Dang it. Now I got to come clean."
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"Those aren't real Froot Loops. They're generic."
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"Now I have no presents again."
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"Good morning!"
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"Well, I know you've had some late nights with Lily..."
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"and this is just my way of saying thank you and I love you."
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"And this is just the beginning. Today is your day."
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"- Today? - Yeah. All day."
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"Today? Today's my day?"
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"- Something's happening. - It's Mother's Day, Mitchell."
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"So?"
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"You're bringing me breakfast in bed on Mother's Day."
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"This is not a Mother's Day breakfast. This is a breakfast that happens to be..."
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"You think of me as Lily's mother."
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"- I'm your wife. I'm a woman. - What?"
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"Honestly, I'm a little offended that he accused me of that."
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"I'm actually very sensitive to that issue."
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"Like I would ever treat my partner as a woman. I..."
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"Well, Mrs. Pritchett loves to shop."
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"I better call home."
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"The wife's not gonna like this."
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"Sometimes I think he just wants to be mad at me."
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"- I can't eat. - Okay, you know what?"
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"If you can't accept the nice gesture, then just forget it."
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"Okay, scratch the balloons. She is in a mood."
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"I asked Claire what she wanted for Mother's Day..."
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"and she said, "Take a hike.""
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"She's just bananas for walking around in nature."
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"So she and Gloria are taking the kids up the canyon..."
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"and Jay and I are throwing on the aprons and preparing a Mother's Day feast."
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"It's..."
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"It's gonna be fun."
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"- ##"
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"- # But I refuse to... #"
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"- ## - We're not doing that."
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"- Did you pack a weapon? - I have a walking stick."
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"- Does it become a sword? - I guess it can become a running stick."
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"You're gonna outrun a coyote?"
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"The fastest mammal in the world."
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"And how are you gonna fend 'em off with a Popsicle stick?"
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"It's a spear, and it smells like lemon lime..."
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"a flavor coyotes hate."
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"- Where are you getting your information? - How much farther?"
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"I'd like to go far enough that we can't still see our car in the parking lot."
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"- I'm getting dust in my mouth."
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"- You have to appreciate nature. - Yes."
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"Soon this will be the mall."
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"I say we eat what we kill."
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"Oh, then I guess we'll be eating the mood."
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"I don't get you at all."
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"I know."
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"Oh, is that the party over there?"
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"I don't know. I'm a woman, remember? I have a terrible sense of direction."
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"I'm getting a little sick of you dwelling on this."
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"It happens to be Mother's Day, not Martyr's Day."
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"- It's just a sensitive issue for me. - Okay."
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"- There's nothing gays hate more than when people... Treat us like women."
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"We're not. We don't want to go to your baby shower."
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"We don't have a time of the month."
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"- We don't love pink. - You love pink."
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"- No, pink loves me. - Okay, well..."
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"- Hey, guys! - Hey!"
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"- So? - That's Jen, husband Rick, baby Diego. I don't get it either."
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"- Hey, Jen, let me help you with that. - Ah."
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"Rick, how you doing?"
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"We should do play group on weekends more often."
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"Oh, yeah, because that makes all the sense in the world... you as the husband."
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"- That's not what she meant. - Look at us. I could snap you like a twig."
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"Every once in a while, you say that thing about the twig..."
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"- and I need you to know that it bothers me. - Sorry."
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"Okay, everybody. Happy Mother's Day."
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"I know I speak for all the guys..."
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