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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Christmas Eve (S03E03)

"Wait, Crystal's over? I thought Emma was away."
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"Nothing. Merry Christmas."
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"Ha ha. Chickened out."
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"Couldn't even ask about the car."
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"- Oh, yes, yes! - Ugh!"
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"You see all the dirt, grime, and gum?"
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"That gets on the bottom of your shoes,"
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"Which is why I lay my shoes on their side"
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"so that the soles don't touch the fabric."
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"Oh, you know, I think you're working too hard."
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"Why don't you just take off your shoes?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Hey, guys?"
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"There's a dad here with his kid,"
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"asking where the store Santa is."
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"Tell him to check the drunk tank."
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"won't get off his back about shoes on the couch."
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"Guys, they drove an hour to get here."
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"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
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"Merry Christmas from me, too. I'm an elf."
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"more birds, more sex, more Judo."
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"And I'm gonna try to pepper, "Yas, queen,""
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"into conversation more... I think it's time."
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"We're checking out that skank"
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"that Amy's ex-husband is sleeping with."
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"No, uh-uh. We don't know that they're sleeping together."
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"There's a lot of reasons he could be at that skank's house."
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"- Oh, there she is. - Mmm."
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"waiting for a dad to come on the market."
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"Yeah, she's so..."
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"Basic."
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"Guy's fighting above his weight class."
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"I've never done it before,"
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"Glenn, it's not like I hate Christmas or anything."
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"- It's fine. - "Fine"?"
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"So "Winter Wonderland" is okay, and..."
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"You want to see what Christmas is all about?"
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"- Come here. - Glenn..."
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"Excuse me."
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"You seem to have been bitten by the Christmas bug."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Kiss away."
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"It must be Christmas moments like this"
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"that get you through your next tour."
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"- Oh? - Tell him why, Hank."
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"I..."
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"Okay, I was smoking something I did not know was meth."
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"- Okay. - Then somehow my gun"
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"ended up going off and shooting a service animal"
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"He's got a tiny limp. He's fine."
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"- I bet he's loving it. - W-wait."
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"It's still a Christmas miracle"
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"- The birth of a baby, anyway. - Hank."
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"I've been gone a year, Samantha."
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"It's a delayed fetus!"
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"There's cocoa in aisle nine."
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"Should I tell you what I want?"
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"Yeah, that's a great place to start."
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"- Uh, were you good this year? - Yes."
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"And would you like Santa to bring you a real gift"
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"or a passive-aggressive one?"
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"Well, that depends. Did you put your water glasses"
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"That's so funny, 'cause I seem to remember"
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"Santa saying, "Make yourself at home.""
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"- But I guess... - Elves don't talk."
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"Now say, "Candy canes!""
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"I mean, it's just... It's messed up."
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"- It is so messed up. - You know what?"
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"I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars."
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"I just came up with that."
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"Do you know what I feel like I should do?"
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"I feel like it's a good idea to, like, go down there."
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"- Go to her place. - To Bridgett's house?"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no, no. You should not go over there."
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"We should all go over there."
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"- Yes. - To Bridgett's house?"
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"- Yes, let's do it. - Okay."
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"Oh, but how are we gonna get there?"
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"Because I try not to drive if I've had more than six."
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"Oh, yeah, I should not be getting behind the wheel of a car right now."
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"Whoo!"
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"- What? - "Wild Hogs"!"
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"- Okay. - And we're sure this is"
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"faster than walking?"
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"Who wants to do Adderall off my boobs?"
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"Kind of in the middle of a game here."
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"- Mmm! - Okay."
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"This is it... the vulture's nest."
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"Whoa. Look at all this stuff."
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"Three owls? News flash..."
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"owls are notoriously solitary."
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"I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna go knock on the door."
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"And then..."
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"Adam opens the door, and then I get to see"
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"- Yes! - I bet it's gonna be all like,"
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""Whoa, you're a crazy stalker. I'm scared.""
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"Oh, my God. This is a mistake."
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"Uh, a mistake that we're gonna laugh about one day."
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"But not today."
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"Oh, no, no, no. Today's gonna be a mess."
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"- Go, go, go, go, go! - Oh!"
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"- Okay. - Get out of here."
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"Oh, my God. My battery's dead."
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"- Mine too. - Hey, jump on with me."
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"- I still got some juice. - Okay."
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"If you say so, but I'm weighing you"
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"Is that you?"
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"Adam?"
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"Dubanowski? You guys... you remember Adam."
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"- So random! - Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Look, I'm sorry I called Christmas "fine," okay?"
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"Look, just trust me. When you see a child's face"
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"light up at the sight of Old Saint Nick..."
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"your life hasn't been improved by fajita Thursdays?"
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"Oh, you mean "clean up my greasy kitchen"
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"'cause Jonah thinks he's Bobby Flay" Thursdays?"
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"What the [bleep] is wrong with you?"
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"Magical."
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"Mmm. Wow."
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"Awful. Yeah, tastes like piss."
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"- I feel like I'm drinking piss. - Oh, uh, sorry."
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